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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

... okay, I *do* have a dumb dwarf-logic workaround suggestion

Make the launcher out of a material that evaporates quickly, and ideally they'll get one throw and then the launcher will puff into smoke before the battle closes.

it's super dumb

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


That's not dumb, it's a drat wildcard, and I love it.

Do an entire gimmick tourney based on this. The more you spend on your arms and armor, the higher the melting point.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

You might need to do awful things to creatures' base temperatures if the arena temperature isn't amenable to it, but that allows for race-based durability which is exciting.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


"You get a buttload of points to use for some nasty skill levels, but you're only gonna have a minute to use them before you evaporate. Can you fire all ten of your slade arrows before you become an ignoble gas???"

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

sudden death where all combatants catch on fire

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Arena ambient temperature goes up by steps of n^2 degrees every 50 ticks.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Buying a series of clone fighters with progressively lower boiling points and lifespans.

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

AJ_Impy posted:

I resisted the urge to create a strangler with a throwing weapon.

I wish I had the willpower you have.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

Tunicate posted:

... okay, I *do* have a dumb dwarf-logic workaround suggestion

Make the launcher out of a material that evaporates quickly, and ideally they'll get one throw and then the launcher will puff into smoke before the battle closes.

it's super dumb

You know, this might actually work.

The power of crowdsourcing ideas!

Jazzimus Prime
May 16, 2002

The Brothers Autobot
:siren: Six spots left! :siren:

I R SMART LIKE ROCK and Selious, check your e-mail or PMs for your password reset.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Cathode Raymond posted:

I wish I had the willpower you have.

I chose my words with great care.

I R SMART LIKE ROCK
Mar 10, 2003

I just want a hug.

Fun Shoe
All flash and no finish, let's go

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
So, does anyone have an idea what a good ratio between bow/archery would be?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Whirl Dwarf One ready for takeoff.

Klokwurk
Sep 18, 2010

I'm completely bloody shit at this!
Thor the Warrior shot the food.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Teams are set.

My team is brilliant. I've renamed us but someone should get a real name for us please.

Edit: HabittuallyRed and I had the same thought. :hfive:

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Aug 4, 2017

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Tunicate.

Why.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
my team is uh... interesting.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I think I'm done screwing with my build.

I cant decide on a better weapon or more skill. Waffling back and forth on that. Teammates: Tell me what to do.

Mygna
Sep 12, 2011
twf when Bad Munki's gladiator is not the most questionable one in your team.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I have a feeling my team is going to do very well or very badly. I'm not seeing much room for a middle ground.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I've just inspected our team. Oh god, what have we wrought?

fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me

Afriscipio posted:

I've just inspected our team. Oh god, what have we wrought?

Magical things! (I have no idea what I'm doing)

Also I named the team, so if someone wants to change it to something less poo poo please do so!

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Wow. My team has both of the soldier antwomen with arm-pun names.

synthorange/Tunicate/my dad, anyone wanna actually conspire together, or should we just do our own things? I'm okay either way.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
I mean, my build is kinda screaming "dumb gimmick" but sure, I'm on sa goon my dad at gee mail if someone wants to think this through more than zero times.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

my dad posted:

I mean, my build is kinda screaming "dumb gimmick" but

Entirely unlike mine? :v:

I actually don't have as much to say about yours if the four of us are going to stick to the roles we sort of eked out individually.

Dance Officer posted:

So, does anyone have an idea what a good ratio between bow/archery would be?

I tend to see good results with archery at least equal, maybe a little higher, than the weapon skill.

Also, everyone, don't forget archery actually helps your throwing weapons, too!

Astus
Nov 11, 2008
Well, my guy has a 100% win rate for the two times I tested him against my teammates' fighters (that have points spent on them, anyways), so now I don't have to feel guilty about my horrible gimmick build.

But we are definitely not going to win this tournament.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Astus posted:

Well, my guy has a 100% win rate for the two times I tested him against my teammates' fighters (that have points spent on them, anyways), so now I don't have to feel guilty about my horrible gimmick build.

But we are definitely not going to win this tournament.

Do you want to work together to maybe try and not be awful?

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Astus posted:

Well, my guy has a 100% win rate for the two times I tested him against my teammates' fighters (that have points spent on them, anyways), so now I don't have to feel guilty about my horrible gimmick build.


Alternatively 4 of my fighter just lost against one of my teammates. Four of my guy at the same time vs one of his. I may want to rethink this.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Astus posted:

Well, my guy has a 100% win rate for the two times I tested him against my teammates' fighters (that have points spent on them, anyways), so now I don't have to feel guilty about my horrible gimmick build.

But we are definitely not going to win this tournament.

I'm open for tweaking as needed. Did it get anything done?

Astus
Nov 11, 2008

Dance Officer posted:

Do you want to work together to maybe try and not be awful?

Nah, that's a bit too much effort, and not winning a tournament isn't the same as not having fun.

Also, so far we all have the same weakness in common, and I really want to see how that plays out.

AJ_Impy posted:

I'm open for tweaking as needed. Did it get anything done?

You inflicted one serious injury before getting paralyzed, so not exactly a thorough test of your fighter's abilities.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

AJ_Impy posted:

I'm open for tweaking as needed. Did it get anything done?

probably not

e: our team name is perfect. pls leave it be

Dance Officer fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Aug 4, 2017

I R SMART LIKE ROCK
Mar 10, 2003

I just want a hug.

Fun Shoe

Mygna posted:

twf when Bad Munki's gladiator is not the most questionable one in your team.

:thunk:



Seriously though are we actually trying or is this comedy hour?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Those two approaches being synonymous is basically my entire schtick.

gbuchold
Oct 7, 2007

We feel free because we lack the very language to articulate our unfreedom.
Pillbug
There is nothing on Earth more disheartening than missing a day of work and coming back to 73 new posts in this thread

Throw your weapons for glory, you lucky bastards

I R SMART LIKE ROCK
Mar 10, 2003

I just want a hug.

Fun Shoe

Bad Munki posted:

Those two approaches being synonymous is basically my entire schtick.

Duly noted, maximum chaos :rock:

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

I R SMART LIKE ROCK posted:

:thunk:



Seriously though are we actually trying or is this comedy hour?

My guy, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing

I R SMART LIKE ROCK
Mar 10, 2003

I just want a hug.

Fun Shoe
Oh the I was taking the onus for that one, my builds are usually pretty lolwut


Fake edit: To make it crystal, I wasn't dunking on you

I R SMART LIKE ROCK fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Aug 4, 2017

Captaindirtnap
Apr 26, 2012

gbuchold posted:

There is nothing on Earth more disheartening than missing a day of work and coming back to 73 new posts in this thread

Throw your weapons for glory, you lucky bastards

I'm there with you. At the VERY LEAST get this show on the road so we unfortunate latecomers can see some blood.

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I R SMART LIKE ROCK posted:

Oh the I was taking the onus for that one, my builds are usually pretty lolwut


Fake edit: To make it crystal, I wasn't dunking on you

Don't start hugging now, save it for the arena


no wait

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