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There's more than one way to blow a job.
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I am the blowjob queen, kneel before me. No wait, I got that backwards
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Aug 2, 2017 12:27
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Jerry Cotton posted:Dude it's 2017. Go down with the monarchy!
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Aug 2, 2017 12:31
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I know this is low hanging fruit but this... um.. person... is so autistic they cant even make eye contact with a camera. https://youtu.be/qHEBIeREJAw
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Aug 2, 2017 13:03
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I wish I could dye my hair that color blue without bleaching the gently caress out of it first.
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Aug 2, 2017 13:17
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BrigadierSensible posted:
That's true for absolutely every hobby, interest or vocation. If you only recognize that in gamers, only receive that attitude from gamers, then it sounds like you hang out with a lot of gamers. Maybe you should pick a new hobby full of angry idiots, like gardening, cooking or pool.
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Aug 2, 2017 14:23
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Kart Barfunkel posted:There's more than one way to blow a job. Yeah you add a space and miss a period and you just got a pair of welfare queens.
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Aug 2, 2017 15:22
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Sludge Tank posted:I know this is low hanging fruit but this... um.. person... is so autistic they cant even make eye contact with a camera. This is very sad and not at all funny.
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Aug 2, 2017 17:27
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queserasera posted:I wish I could dye my hair that color blue without bleaching the gently caress out of it first. no-one cares that you want to look like poo poo
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Aug 2, 2017 17:59
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what in the gently caress
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Aug 2, 2017 19:13
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Hihohe posted:Well bullying is bad but you said "we do geek" so now i have to beat the poo poo out of you otherwise you wont learn.
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Aug 2, 2017 19:59
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Pastry of the Year posted:what in the gently caress He has a rather long face and has chosen a haircut that emphasises it (so many fuckin people walking around with undercuts that make them look pinheaded these days... a little volume at the sides looks a lot less uncanny). He also has lip fillers and the light is glaringly reflected in his eyes, making him look demonic. It's a shame because otherwise he'd be moderately attractive
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Aug 2, 2017 20:11
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so whats up dj safetydoll kicking live today with a fresh new hit for all you lovers out there. have you ever just asked yourself in your more priva te of moments what would happen if AC/DC went vegan? Now all you cuties out there will know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEfkZtiL4Us
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Aug 3, 2017 01:01
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Ein posted:That's true for absolutely every hobby, interest or vocation. If you only recognize that in gamers, only receive that attitude from gamers, then it sounds like you hang out with a lot of gamers. Maybe you should pick a new hobby full of angry idiots, like gardening, cooking or pool. You are right, and I see what you are saying. But my point is, my friend who is seriously into motorbikes, (his job is related to motorbikes, he owns more than one motorbike and goes on rides in the hills with his motorbike mates for fun), doesn't get mad at me when I don't know the difference between a Kawasaki X573 and a YamahaHP871. Because he's into it, a lot of the time the conversation will drift to motorbikes and I will try to keep up but all I know about motorbikes is that they ususally have 2 less wheels than cars. But he is not singularly obsessed and does not expect me to share the obsession, so we continue talking/being friends. I imagine it's the same for him when I start talking about cricket. But I dare you to go to a self identified "gamer" and tell them that you like video games because you used to play Mario Brothers, and have Candy Crush on your phone. The spittle, outrage, and 5 hour rant on how you are ruining his life by enjoying a hobby wrong must be seen to be believed.
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Aug 3, 2017 01:20
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possibly  for titty glitterhttps://i.imgur.com/c9DlvFB.jpg
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Aug 3, 2017 13:48
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cnut posted:possibly It's like a sparkly female white trash Grover.
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Aug 3, 2017 13:50
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's like a sparkly female white trash Grover. I think Grover has more teeth. I'm going with a gender-swapped Oscar the Grouch
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Aug 3, 2017 13:52
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Hey, wait a minute, they're "A Flock of Seagulls"! Vid related, not AUG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU They're okey dokey in my book, but the rest of those guys look pretty bizarre.
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Aug 3, 2017 22:30
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Hey, wait a minute, they're "A Flock of Seagulls"! Oddly, guy (who was a hairdresser), doesn't feature one of the iconic 80s hairstyles in the video. Great song, though.
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Aug 3, 2017 22:41
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cnut posted:possibly Marilyn Manson holding up pretty well.
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Aug 3, 2017 22:52
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NewFatMike posted:Marilyn Manson holding up pretty well. Manson's dad dressing up like him to troll him was some top tier poo poo. Also, there was an interview with Manson back in the day talking about the only time he didn't dress up was when he went to his mother's house, since she didn't approve.
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Aug 3, 2017 22:54
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Randaconda posted:Manson's dad dressing up like him to troll him was some top tier poo poo. Manson has/had a pretty good relationship with both his parents, his dad actually recently died and he made a sad instagram post about it  On the subject of Marilyn Manson awkward though, watch this classic David Letterman interview where he gets creamed. He tries to play along but it just doesn't work. Actually, let's all share awkward musician interviews now. They are one of my favourite genres of cringe. ASAP Rocky with extremely awkward interviewer. Some crazy dude asks David Vincent from Morbid Angel for his thoughts on such things as microwave ovens. This one is light on the awkward, as Vincent is very nice about it and the dude might be some sort of troll. Rivers Cuomo is always awkward. Lady Gaga pissed about being asked about last year's election. This is a bit subtle but Damon Albarn (from Blur) stole the girlfriend of Brett Anderson (from Suede), Justine Frischmann (from Elastica), in a bizarre 90s Britpop love triangle. When asked about it at 2:15, he picks up a picture of Take That and starts talking about it instead. Rhona Cameron (90s British 'comedian') interviews two of the Manic Street Preachers (Welsh alternative rock band that is critically acclaimed and has a number of UK hits, but never broke the US). I know a lot of you won't know who the gently caress these people are, but this one is my favourite. Rhona and Richey are both being AUG as gently caress and it culminates in the former trying to lighten the mood by telling a story about her friend nearly dying of a heroin overdose Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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Aug 3, 2017 23:26
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:no-one cares that you want to look like poo poo I do!
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Aug 4, 2017 04:44
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Weldon Pemberton posted:
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Aug 4, 2017 05:30
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cnut posted:possibly I can't hate this too much because she looks so happy.
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Aug 4, 2017 05:33
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Pastry of the Year posted:what in the gently caress Maybe a hugely filtered photo isn't the best advertisement for the quality of a foundation? "Ooh, I want this one, it will make me blurry and phosphorescent!"
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Aug 4, 2017 05:35
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she's trashy but doesn't have too many tattoos so it's like she's got a relatively (no pun intended) good tattoo e : the girl in her tattoo has nice teeth
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Aug 4, 2017 05:39
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Pastry of the Year posted:what in the gently caress He looks like what would happen if someone hosed up the sliders on Neo while he was in a Bethesda-programmed Matrix.
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Aug 4, 2017 08:53
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cnut posted:possibly I'm the long-healed bullet hole in her forehead
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Aug 4, 2017 09:40
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I'm the long-healed bullet hole in her forehead Listen, it was dark out and I mistook her for a monster ok
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Aug 4, 2017 10:41
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Dreddout posted:Listen, it was dark out and I mistook her for a monster ok It was no mistake.
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Aug 4, 2017 10:49
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She was coming right at you!
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Aug 4, 2017 10:59
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Screaming Idiot posted:It was no mistake. You're telling me! The bullet didn't slow her down at all! Thank God I had that meth on me, otherwise I don't know how I wouldve escaped!
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Aug 4, 2017 11:00
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Naw, those aren't meth-teeth. The mouth of a meth-head looks like a post-apocalyptic graveyard; broken tombstone-teeth blackened with grime and redolent with despair, tongue pale and oozing with sores, like a dead and bloodless slug quivering and skulking about the ruined sepulcher bereft of hope or purpose.
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Aug 4, 2017 11:08
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Slugnoid posted:My company sent this dude a letter asking for a new photo to put on his ID card, he gave us this. I'm pretty sure your company has some rules about not posting client information or photos online. What's wrong with you?
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Aug 4, 2017 11:26
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I'm the long-healed bullet hole in her forehead wow that is the least funny thing I've seen on this website
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Aug 4, 2017 11:36
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Non Serviam posted:I'm pretty sure your company has some rules about not posting client information or photos online. What's wrong with you? it's what he uploaded himself to make publicly available, no names were provided, nothing
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Aug 4, 2017 12:58
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i probably overshared by mentioning the source was from work, but ultimately this is his public portal pic
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Aug 4, 2017 13:02
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I'm sure his name is Geoff.
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Just caught up in this thread. I'm surprised no one's mentioned our old friend Romeo Rose.
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