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Hijinks Ensue posted:Agreed. I always whine, "Already?" when that happens.
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all this could have been avoided if someone would just give that guy a light
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tao of lmao posted:The Dr Amp scenes kind of freak me out because I'm expecting a woodsman to crush his skull live on the internet. Don't you even joke about that 
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It seems more likely Dr. Amp will have his first patient in years when Jerry Horne bursts through his door.
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There's been all the speculation about Richard Horne being the product of Booper assaulting Audrey, and personally I felt it was extremely plausible but by no means certain and perhaps out of sentimentality was leaning more towards this not being the case (I figured maybe Doc was mistaken and Booper was just after the ring). But as soon as Audrey appeared on screen, the whole notion kinda hung over the scene in a really pervasive way for me. Audrey and Cooper's friendship was such a beloved aspect of the show, and Audrey herself had plenty of her dad's characteristics and still managed to have "a romantic nature, a heart that yearns". Then she finally appears in season three and she just seems so frustrated and defeated, in this odd situation that is so far from 1) what she would have wanted and 2) from what anyone would have expected. A few people mentioned that they would have imagined her worst-case scenario being more of a "landed some rich handsome jerk and stuck in a loveless marriage where she has everything except happiness" and that sounded about right to me. Her actual situation, on the surface at least, seems even weirder than that, and sadder too. While there were some really great moments from both Audrey and her husband that made me laugh, I spent most of the legnth of the scene thinking about how Audrey ended up in that situation and what it would mean if Booper really had raped her, resulting in Richard, and eventually leading Audrey to that exact moment. The notion of Diane being similarly attacked was awful, and Diane wasn't even a real character until now, we only knew her from Coop's recordings. We knew Audrey, we saw her and Coop together, we saw what Coop wanted for her. It felt like a really tragic scene that just grew more tense and tragic to me because I couldn't stop considering the notion of Audrey being another one of BOB's victims, where his corruption and decay has continued for another 25 years. I was a little surprised to see people who disliked the scene or specifically thought it went on too long without anything happening. I felt like there was so much happening, even if hindsight I can see that it was mostly taking place in my own head.
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booper definitely raped nadine which is why she just sits in her drape shop watching alex jones all day. her pelvins is broken from boop's powerful demonic thrusts. the pieces are all there but i can't put them together for you, you have to do this yourselfg
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Maarak posted:It seems more likely Dr. Amp will have his first patient in years when Jerry Horne bursts through his door. I'm ok with an episode that's just this.
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ArmZ posted:Booper lol Booper Cooper and Dooper sadly Dooper melted and poofed and became a ball of golden  but we still have Booper out there boopin and Cooper out there being Dougie
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Aug 4, 2017 18:56
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Why is no one else using Danzig. Like, I totally imagine that there's an evil doppleganger of me that looks like half me, half Danzig.
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Raxivace posted:I have no idea what the hell "Danzig" means. Face the harsh reality that the audience of this show is old enough to be your weird aunt/uncle.
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Aug 4, 2017 19:28
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Gatekeeper posted:There's been all the speculation about Richard Horne being the product of Booper assaulting Audrey, and personally I felt it was extremely plausible but by no means certain and perhaps out of sentimentality was leaning more towards this not being the case (I figured maybe Doc was mistaken and Booper was just after the ring). But as soon as Audrey appeared on screen, the whole notion kinda hung over the scene in a really pervasive way for me. Audrey and Cooper's friendship was such a beloved aspect of the show, and Audrey herself had plenty of her dad's characteristics and still managed to have "a romantic nature, a heart that yearns". Then she finally appears in season three and she just seems so frustrated and defeated, in this odd situation that is so far from 1) what she would have wanted and 2) from what anyone would have expected. A few people mentioned that they would have imagined her worst-case scenario being more of a "landed some rich handsome jerk and stuck in a loveless marriage where she has everything except happiness" and that sounded about right to me. Her actual situation, on the surface at least, seems even weirder than that, and sadder too. While there were some really great moments from both Audrey and her husband that made me laugh, I spent most of the legnth of the scene thinking about how Audrey ended up in that situation and what it would mean if Booper really had raped her, resulting in Richard, and eventually leading Audrey to that exact moment. The notion of Diane being similarly attacked was awful, and Diane wasn't even a real character until now, we only knew her from Coop's recordings. We knew Audrey, we saw her and Coop together, we saw what Coop wanted for her. It felt like a really tragic scene that just grew more tense and tragic to me because I couldn't stop considering the notion of Audrey being another one of BOB's victims, where his corruption and decay has continued for another 25 years. I was a little surprised to see people who disliked the scene or specifically thought it went on too long without anything happening. I felt like there was so much happening, even if hindsight I can see that it was mostly taking place in my own head. I don't think about the dumb thread theories at all when I'm watching the show
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Aug 4, 2017 19:38
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You're definitely gonna want to avoid this thread once that theory gets confirmed and I act smug as poo poo for days on end lol
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Escobarbarian posted:You're definitely gonna want to avoid this thread once that theory gets confirmed and I act smug as poo poo for days on end lol Are you gonna post an apology every day if it turns out you were wrong?
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Aug 4, 2017 19:57
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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > Twin Peaks Awkward Theories Thread: AND THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
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drat dude Audrey looks haggard as poo poo man And she still has a young voice which is weird too Everyone else on the show seemed to age ok, but father time kicked her rear end
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:drat dude Audrey looks haggard as poo poo man She looks like a normal middle aged woman. She just didn't take the Hollywood route of doing a million cosmetic surgeries to try to stay young. She looks fine.
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Yea once you see how Donna 1 turned out, you'll be very appreciative of Sherilyn Fenn. I too look forward to the Richard daddy reveal when some in this thread are gonna be smug while the others meltdown. I am gonna take the third bet, that Lynch never tells us so we can argue about this till we all die.
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This is the most likely outcome.
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Aug 4, 2017 20:23
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That episode really tested my patience as well. 11 was so good too
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Zmej posted:Yea once you see how Donna 1 turned out, you'll be very appreciative of Sherilyn Fenn. no kidding 
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Vikar Jerome posted:The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > Twin Peaks Awkward Theories Thread: AND THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN! This really should be the thread title; "THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN" is arguably my favorite 'catchphrase" to come out of season 3. Some people are wondering why all the Dr. Amp segments are so similar and he's always using the same opening routine with the same props (Dr. Amp, doing the vamp, for liberty and blah blah blah) using the same commercial he always uses (SHOVEL YOURSELF OUT OF THE poo poo!). I don't know if any of you guys have ever really tried to listen to the Alex Jones radio show, especially in his pre-Obama prime when he could still REALLY shout. But like John Oliver pointed out, literally a quarter or more of his show consists of him hawking his own line of useless overpriced supplements and crap that are supposed to be like miracle vitamins/drugs/food, or whatever. The rest of the time he's basically doing a routine ranting about the same nebulous nonsense he ranted about yesterday and one segment is just as incoherent and liable to go anywhere as the next. There's also some spoofing of Art Bell/George Noory I think, who have hosted the insane overnight radio show "Coast to Coast AM". Back when I was a teenager just after I got out of high school, I worked the third shift at LL Bean (a major Maine employer) for a few seasons, which was really pretty cool. While I was there I had a little radio device to hook my headphones up to, and I got so totally addicted to listening to this hilarious conspiracy theory show. Noory would his show from inside a cave or from other odd locations, Bell was always "coming to you from the high Nevada desert," etc. And they ALWAYS use the same opening word for word every night, and there's a very strict schedule for all this and exactly when they cut to the first ad. Conservative talk radio does the same stuff - it's always VERY repetitive and the host always tries to personally sell you some crap in a pre-recorded clip they probably want you to think is live. So uh, I just think Lynch is mocking the hell out these chuckleheads who actually do this for a living.
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I would watch an entire episode that's an uncut hour of Dr Amp's show I'd probably watch it at least twice
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disjoe posted:I would watch an entire episode that's an uncut hour of Dr Amp's show There wouldn't be enough gold plated shovels in the world to dig out of that lovely episode. Even with two guaranteed coats of paint.
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:drat dude Audrey looks haggard as poo poo man
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Did this show ever get good, or did it just keep dragging?
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tao of lmao posted:The Dr Amp scenes kind of freak me out because I'm expecting a woodsman to crush his skull live on the internet. I actually wonder if any of the original cast will bite it this season. The show hasn't been light on bodies, but so far the old cast has been untouchable.
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Professor Shark posted:Did this show ever get good, or did it just keep dragging? The show was always cool
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Professor Shark posted:Did this show ever get good, or did it just keep dragging? It has a good episode once every 4 the rest is like mid season 2
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in ep 11 cole says to albert right before they go through the chainlink fence at the portal property, 'do you think we'll find one?' 'we'll find out' is the reply. do we know what they were talking about? any guesses? is 'one' just a blue rose case or something more? I think there's more going on with the investigation that we're being made aware of.
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Aug 4, 2017 21:28
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Audrey looks like hell imho (way more so than say, Diane, whose actress is around the same age even if the character is probably supposed to be older). Her being aged and charmless is part of the point of the scene, and why it's paired with the equally long and weird scene of Lynch ogling a far younger woman who seems calculated to resemble the young Audrey.
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:drat dude Audrey looks haggard as poo poo man Every cast member is beautiful.
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:It has a good episode once every 4 the rest is like mid season 2 drat, thanks
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Breadallelogram posted:Every cast member is beautiful.
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:drat dude Audrey looks haggard as poo poo man Avatar/post combo 
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:Booper stuck it in Audreys pooper Confirmed. Richard is a little poo poo.
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