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“Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?” He’s said it’s OK to describe her as “a piece of rear end” "She does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." “My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body."
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Bareback Werewolf posted:He's so gross. What are the odds he actually did something with her? What does your heart tell you?
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Ugh, you just know this entire setup was trump into shooting his weird fantasy. "So i'm on the phone in her bed and Ivanka is kissing me. Make sure to show off her legs. She's the sexiest 15 year old, isn't she? How about a few on the mouth, with tongue? just in case the publisher wants it"
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You. Do. Not. Make. THAT. FACE. When your own daughter is kissing you on the cheek. YOU DON'T DO THAT! LOWER THOSE EYEBROWS! AND THE OTHER ONE! 
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Aug 5, 2017 05:51
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 You know, I read that exchange itt, but I did not know he was sitting next to her mother when he said it. The look on her face is ...
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Former DILF posted:except maybe Deseret, i've seen how those Mormons operate and they're no loving joke, theyre ready willing and able to repopulate the earth They have, historically, been eager to use these arms, often for no reason.
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Somebody posted this earlier. It's from the anonymous confessions thread. The thing is that this isn't really anonymous. There's going to be only a tiny handful of people involved and a doctor would be in pretty big trouble a few different ways for revealing this. That said, I'm hoping Trump is completely out of communication for several days on his vacation, then comes back with really obvious plastic surgery. Is 16 days enough time to heal fully from plastic surgery? I thought it was closer to one to two months.
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brylcreem posted:What the gently caress is this reality? I once read a time travel sci-fi story, where a group of scientists determined their reality was highly improbable, can we do the same? Well, the poo poo timeline we were on before had about a 91% chance of total biological extinction in just a couple decades because poo poo didn't get shaken up fast enough. So, basically, we crashed a distaff worldline into this one to accelerate the collapse of what used to be a consistent reality. Noticed that the whole idea of "common sense" is dead? Two simultaneously operating systems, totally incompatible, make it impossible to even agree what's real. This is the nominal result, and all the mechanics of it are managed by a bunch of iterated identities running off of silicon. Like a really disgusting pile of poo poo, this secondary worldline attracts the people in this world who can't let go of domination and scarcity. The cool thing is that this superposition is massively unstable. When we lose coherence, the lines will split, and the two realities will go on their separate ways: you'll either choose abundance and get your full-abundance utopia, or fight over the shitpile with Trump and the rest until you loving all kill each other and everything. Either way, every human gets what they want. Wanna join together as a unified humanity without assholes in the way? Fine. Wanna keep killing each other over who gets to be King poo poo of poo poo Mountain, just as long as the people you hate lose? Your wish is granted. And if you read all that and believe that loving horse poo poo, just  I love this fuckin thread lol
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brylcreem posted:What the gently caress is this reality? I once read a time travel sci-fi story, where a group of scientists determined their reality was highly improbable, can we do the same? Conclusion: Confirmation of ahistorical divergence. Further evidence for the growing consensus that our presence is teratogenic. These two conclusions cannot be easily reconciled. Recommendations: The complete eradication of all progenitors.
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Aug 5, 2017 07:23
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Gentleman, this is the lol thread https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/893556711763591168
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Nerses IV posted:How many scoops of icecream does the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, prefer That's a top tier silent majority av you got. 
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do you suppose he leaves perfect orange imprints on the presidential pillows do you suppose he specifically requests dark colored pillows to mask this or, perhaps, the makeup comes off at night?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This is the same Ken Starr that, of course went fishing on Bill Clinton, but also covered up multiple rapes while he was campus president at Baylor. He personally had a hand in covering up young women being gangraped on the campus he was president of. The same ken starr that was on jeffrey epsteins defense team 
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SniperWoreConverse posted:agreed. TBH the New Confederacy is probably gonna take Indiana and Missouri too. Superiour has too much Kid Rock going on, can't go there. Not dealing with all the snow and future climate change hurricanes in the Confederation of New England. Those Bundy Hicks are all out in the Cascadian Republic. I guess all I'm left with is California  e: god dang almighty the Republic of Texas is going to be warring on every border. Also I hope Doneal Jaymeson Trump ends up with graft vs. host disease somehow. Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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lmao Zuck's actually gonna run. Hope ya'll are ready for two terms of Trump.
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bloom posted:lmao Zuck's actually gonna run. Hope ya'll are ready for two terms of Trump. after seeing the dem response to 2016, already was, fam
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Quidam Viator posted:And if you read all that and believe that loving horse poo poo, just In other words, :justorb: ? Incidentally, I still want to gently caress (adult) Ivanka Trump. And if she wants me to pee on her I'm up for that, sure.
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Aug 5, 2017 09:21
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drat Zuck, first he stole the idea for Facebook, now he's stealing the idea of being a lousy president
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Technically he's stealing the idea of being a lousy presidential candidate and losing to a retarded clown.
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gently caress man - imagine looking at the last election and taking away the message that 'Hillary Clinton was TOO idealist and not pragmatic enough - we need someone who believes in FEWER things and is MORE nakedly ambitious to appeal to the base' Actually, given that Trump won, and he believes in literally - literally - nothing other than his own self-importance, that's not that surprising I guess.
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Serak posted:gently caress man - imagine looking at the last election and taking away the message that 'Hillary Clinton was TOO idealist and not pragmatic enough - we need someone who believes in FEWER things and is MORE nakedly ambitious to appeal to the base' lol  lol
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Serak posted:gently caress man - imagine looking at the last election and taking away the message that 'Hillary Clinton was TOO idealist and not pragmatic enough - we need someone who believes in FEWER things and is MORE nakedly ambitious to appeal to the base' zuckerberg wants universal healthcare, universal basic income and legal weed so he's better than every presidential candidate in a long time lol
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Aug 5, 2017 09:32
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like he definitely wants to be president to order the deaths of people because as a billionaire and facebook owner thats all thats left for him but he at least will improve peoples lives in the process
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Jose posted:like he definitely wants to be president to order the deaths of people because as a billionaire and facebook owner thats all thats left for him but he at least will improve peoples lives in the process My impression of Zuckerberg is that he'll put out a 1-pager outlining his stance on particular issues, and it'll have universal healthcare and legalising weed / reframing the war on drugs to focus on harm minimization for the Left , as well as stuff for the Right in boosts to military spending and a guarantee of states rights and religious freedom etc. And then 2/3 of the way down will be 'something like 'All citizens to submit to mandatory yearly genetic assessment for inferior genes and subsequent recycling, with all resulting nutrients used to fertilize a million new acres of urban greenspace'. Serak fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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Aug 5, 2017 09:47
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Serak posted:My impression of Zuckerberg is that he'll put out a 1-pager outlining his stance on particular issues, and it'll have universal healthcare and legalising weed / reframing the war on drugs to focus on harm minimization for the Left , as well as stuff for the Right in boosts to military spending and a guarantee of states rights and religious freedom etc. He's got my vote
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Serak posted:My impression of Zuckerberg is that he'll put out a 1-pager outlining his stance on particular issues, and it'll have universal healthcare and legalising weed / reframing the war on drugs to focus on harm minimization for the Left , as well as stuff for the Right in boosts to military spending and a guarantee of states rights and religious freedom etc.
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Garcin posted:That's really weird 06-00 bro. That's some really specific inhuman poo poo you believe he is advocating. Help me understand a political happening that resulted from something mandatory. Japanese internment is the most recent thing I can think of but maybe there is something other than that. Zuck my balls
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Aug 5, 2017 09:59
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Zuk bought ocular to help his prototype matrix tech (so people could actually live inside face book), but when he turned it on himself to test he got sucked in and the ghost in the machine now inhabits his body
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Garcin posted:That's really weird 06-00 bro. That's some really specific inhuman poo poo you believe he is advocating. Help me understand a political happening that resulted from something mandatory. Japanese internment is the most recent thing I can think of but maybe there is something other than that. It's not that I'm specifically sure he's an inhuman monster with tendencies towards eugenics, but I genuinely have zero idea what (if anything) the man ACTUALLY believes - His current quest to appear algorithmically relatable to the average citizen is not exactly inspiring a grass-roots 'getting-into-politics-to-make-things-better-for-the-common-man' vibe. There's a genuine case to be made that Mark Zuckerberg might be one of the most powerful men on the planet right now (were he to bring his means to bear) , and that's without access to the nuclear launch codes. You know that saying about 'absolute power corrupting absolutely' - If it turned out he had some super-nutty ideas, would you really be that shocked? Serak fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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Serak posted:It's not that I'm specifically sure he's an inhuman monster with tendencies towards eugenics, but I genuinely have zero idea what (if anything) the man ACTUALLY believes - His current quest to appear algorithmically relatable to the average citizen is not exactly inspiring a grass-roots 'getting-into-politics-to-make-things-better-for-the-common-man' vibe. I agree with you completely - absolute power corrupts absolutely. I have a hard time accepting the fact that we believe that billionaires are "normal" and that they use their private jets and influence for "good". Moving forward, he is progressive and seems to sincerely want to be a positive influence for mankind. He married a pretty smart chick and spawned a couple of kids. He went to Hawaii and carved out a little piece of earth that is quite honestly one of the most beautiful places on the planet. At some point in time we have to let go of objective reality and accept that somebody is subjectively trying to better humanity. I'm not exactly sure it's Zuckerberg, but I think he is better than most candidates when you line them all up and compare them. Garcin fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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Aug 5, 2017 10:16
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i for one support mark zuckerberg and his body snatchers initiative
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Jose posted:zuckerberg wants universal healthcare, universal basic income and legal weed so he's better than every presidential candidate in a long time lol he says he wants them now. who knows what he'll want on the campaign trail?
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brylcreem posted:What does your heart tell you? that the piss tape is real and ivanka is the one pissing
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the piss tape is real, and powerful, and my friend
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