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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Transition? Utah?

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Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
It's cool you're live streaming all of these games, FIBA, but there needs to be a mercy rule for some of this poo poo.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Tae posted:

Transition? Utah?

One presumes having rubio instead of a Spurs and Pacers vet combo guard at the point will change their style

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Jack's Flow posted:

It's cool you're live streaming all of these games, FIBA, but there needs to be a mercy rule for some of this poo poo.



Take a shot every time Moldova makes a basket.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

predicto posted:

I thought it was ok to yap about food and stuff in the offseason, and even have a hot take boasting about one's city without getting everyone all riled. We're all just marking time right now.

Sorry. I'll learn the rules eventually.

This board has a lot of people very angry at San Francisco for some pretty dumb irrational reasons, don't sweat it.

WhyteRyce posted:

Well I'm going to start some hot takes about how your city's beer scene is overrated

WhyteRyce is right though, your beer sucks. God forbid you don't want some lovely IPA.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

DeimosRising posted:

One presumes having rubio instead of a Spurs and Pacers vet combo guard at the point will change their style

From what I read and heard, especially from Utah specialists, they don't run in transition because Gobert is not a transition player. You're only going to see the Jazz run more in those Rubio without Gobert line-ups.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Take a shot every time Moldova makes a basket.

Seems like they've been taking at least 10 of them every time Moldova makes a basket

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

predicto posted:

I thought it was ok to yap about food and stuff in the offseason, and even have a hot take boasting about one's city without getting everyone all riled. We're all just marking time right now.

Sorry. I'll learn the rules eventually.

it is okay but when someone is talking about their city and you come in with data that doesn't even dispute what they said expect to be shitted on

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
I liked living in Oakland even though I got mugged 3 times over the course of a year. San Francisco is kinda smelly and the litter is out of loving control but it's a really fun time and it's a cool looking city. I even watched a documentary about AIDS at the Castro, so I know everything there is to know about the Bay Area

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Rick posted:

Man you're lucky to have never experienced this.

It's what my high school football stadium used. Probably still does, but haven't been there in a decade.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Tae posted:

From what I read and heard, especially from Utah specialists, they don't run in transition because Gobert is not a transition player. You're only going to see the Jazz run more in those Rubio without Gobert line-ups.

This is correct yeah. Also if you know you're going to have trouble scoring, slowing the game way down and uglying things up is probably the way to go. They might run a little more with Rubio but it won't be much

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Lockback posted:

This board has a lot of people very angry at San Francisco for some pretty dumb irrational reasons, don't sweat it.

In our defense this was as much a reaction to labelling SF as a better culinary city than NO, which is Crab Rangoon levels of preposterous.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Jack's Flow posted:

It's cool you're live streaming all of these games, FIBA, but there needs to be a mercy rule for some of this poo poo.



No Mercy

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Jack's Flow posted:

It's cool you're live streaming all of these games, FIBA, but there needs to be a mercy rule for some of this poo poo.



Amazing.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Shaquille O’Neal discusses 2020 plans to run for sheriff in Henry County, Ga.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/08/03/shaquille-oneal-elaborates-on-possible-plans-to-run-for-sheriff-in-2020/

“There’s a lot of stuff going on, I don’t want to comment on what’s going on, but not on my watch. Like for example. You can’t tase an old lady. For example, you can’t put a 6-year-old in handcuffs. Can’t do it. Not going to do it.

I’d just have to do it piece by piece and piece by piece, the way I do business, and the way I won championships, I’m very confident that I can run a successful operation.

With the kids, you can’t talk to the officer like that.”

TheKevman posted:

Haha no I was referencing that drink poll if you happened to fill it out, I was sleuthing my way down the list

Water.

Libertine posted:

ESPN posted an analytics thing yesterday where they think the Hawks will be the worst in the East but I don't know if they've fallen that far (maybe they have I don't know). Feel even less sure about predicting the Hawks than the Jazz because they essentially have an entirely different (and likely much worse) team.

I read that and they had every team winning at least 27 games.

That hasn't happened too often:
1971 ABA
1970
1957
1956

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Zogo posted:

Shaquille O’Neal discusses 2020 plans to run for sheriff in Henry County, Ga.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/08/03/shaquille-oneal-elaborates-on-possible-plans-to-run-for-sheriff-in-2020/

“There’s a lot of stuff going on, I don’t want to comment on what’s going on, but not on my watch. Like for example. You can’t tase an old lady. For example, you can’t put a 6-year-old in handcuffs. Can’t do it. Not going to do it.

I’d just have to do it piece by piece and piece by piece, the way I do business, and the way I won championships, I’m very confident that I can run a successful operation.

With the kids, you can’t talk to the officer like that.”

Can you attempt to frame someone for possession of kiddie porn?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Sounds like he'd fit right in

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Can you attempt to frame someone for possession of kiddie porn?

Shaq says he made an honest mistake and then he mumbled some stuff about not being an expert in TCP/IP, IPv4 and IPv6 and subnetting et al.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


MourningView posted:

Is this the worst player to ever get one of those ceremonial one day thank you contracts? He's gotta be way up there

if lovely white fan favorite players do not count, he's got to be in the top 10%. of course this is a hard question to answer because the true greats of the category are guys you wouldnt ever bother thinking of again

edit: apparently he's ninth all-time in blocks for detroit? thats kinda surprising

rabidsquid fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Aug 4, 2017

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

It ended 157:21. 6,3,6,6. The points scored by Moldova in each quarter.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Please don't lead to President Shaq.

edit:
Meanwhile, back in Africa.
https://twitter.com/swish41/status/893576877167837185
https://twitter.com/nba/status/893442784899850241

Spacebump fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 5, 2017

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
:getin:

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/893539536650747904

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lebron could maybe turn Drummond into a player

That's interesting

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

euphronius posted:

Lebron could maybe turn Drummond into a player

That's interesting

It's too bad Bradley can't be traded with anyone else.

Let's get weird.
http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8rakca8
(in this fictional situation Rose becomes the Cavs starter) lol

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


as excited as i would be to get rid of reggie jackson AND get kyrie the source on these pistons interest in irving is because of a vince ellis article that happens to mention that detroit is one of the twenty teams interested in him. this trade scenario ends up with the cavs getting reggie jackson and deandre jordan which would be kind of expensive and not a very good return if you ask me.

i mean dont get me wrong i'd love that deal but this is just attention grabbing headlines and nothing actually in the works

Spacebump posted:

It's too bad Bradley can't be traded with anyone else.

Let's get weird.
http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8rakca8
(in this fictional situation Rose becomes the Cavs starter) lol

the proposed deal in the article that kicked all this off is

DET receives: Tristan Thompson, Kyrie
LAC receives: Stanley Johnson, Andre Drummond, DET future 1st
CLE receives: Deandre Jordan, Reggie Jackson

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol LeBron would probably request a trade if the return PG was Reggie Jackson

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Lebron's played with Mike Bibby in an NBA finals, he's seen worse

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

sow the wind and reap the trade to the pistons

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
would there be any more surefire way of making lebron leave cleveland than having him play next to reggie jackson

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/893532367574446080

translation: first part of the doc rivers firing is completed

e: oops repost but whatever.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Should've happened after he gave his son, a horrible terrible poo poo player, that ludicrous contract.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

chunkles posted:

would there be any more surefire way of making lebron leave cleveland than having him play next to reggie jackson

let your gm walk for no reason a few days before the draft

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

milk milk lemonade posted:

Should've happened after he gave his son, a horrible terrible poo poo player, that ludicrous contract.

The Austin contract is well-deserved and he has lived up to it and I won't entertain arguments saying otherwise. :colbert:

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
His contract is bad, but it's like, regular bad. It's what a contender has to do because they don't have cap space. I'd rather have Rivers for 11/yr than sjumpbert at 10.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Is John Wall going to be the Derrick Rose of 2022 when his contract is up?

John Wall's game is based on being insanely quick with great vision so hopefully his inevitable knee injuries won't completely sap his game

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Trough urinals are still a thing at the Oakland Coliseum last I checked a year ago.

Hell, I remember them at Candlestick too lol.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
https://twitter.com/Ballislife/status/893694249912459265

86 against what I assume is trash competition. Stanley for Kyrie straight up. Who says no?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

rabidsquid posted:

if lovely white fan favorite players do not count, he's got to be in the top 10%. of course this is a hard question to answer because the true greats of the category are guys you wouldnt ever bother thinking of again

edit: apparently he's ninth all-time in blocks for detroit? thats kinda surprising

He does have one of the greatest blocks of all time.
https://youtu.be/Q3__lnOGJAA

Maxiell was insanely fun for a year or two. He was like a Kenneth Faried type guy.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
this maxiell video owns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HH_3Fo7EDI

just makes me like beas even more

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Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
Hi, I'm looking for a new team (and sport) to follow now that soccer has truly gone off the deep end with money. However, the soccer club that I support has always struggled with kinda rubbish ownership, retaining any players that show even a glimpse of promise and overall has been a bit of a misery circus after I started supporting them as a kid back in 2000 or so. What team fits that bill in the NBA so I know not to repeat the mistake?

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