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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

True

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



VikingSkull posted:

everyone is a man on the internet, man

Can confirm.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Kyle Busch is gonna win this weekend.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Encumbered win

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Elitist Bitch posted:

Can confirm.

EB gets permanent "You da man" status after bailing out viking.

iospace gets the same after hooking us up with these kick rear end gang tags and being awesome.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Norns posted:

Encumbered win

Pickle Rich Bickle with a cucumbered win

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Some news:

Boris Said has one more race left in him.

And... Michael McDowell will do a Kulwicki inspired paint scheme at Darlington:

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want



You heard it here first. ;)
https://twitter.com/LASTCARonBROCK/status/878297174496256000

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Landon Cassill: Still good at Twitter

https://twitter.com/landoncassill/status/893616842329260032

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
also look for the brutal LFR own later in the chain

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

also look for the brutal LFR own later in the chain

This.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

8 cup drivers in xfinity today.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Norns posted:

8 cup drivers in xfinity today.

:ughh:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Norns posted:

8 cup drivers in xfinity today.

Penske running two cars because reasons.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

CBJSprague24 posted:

Penske running two cars because reasons.

I mean, it's not like he has 5 competent road racers sitting at home this weekend with no scheduling conflicts....

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Norns posted:

8 cup drivers in xfinity today.

NASCAR hates fun.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Y'all I am so on board already with having radio announcers call this race. Leigh Diffey owns too. God drat

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
At least SRA spun out right next to put road

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

At least SRA spun out right next to put road

Were they sending him to the garage as we went to break??

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/AveryHage/status/893915238256566272

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

At least SRA spun out right next to put road

He's going to be so expensive if he goes to Cup.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:barf:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Suck my dick from the back Kyle Busch.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
win #178

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Don't even need to change the thread title.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mischief posted:

He's going to be so expensive if he goes to Cup.

JJ Yeley cut his tire in a corner and it went down, not really anything that was on SRA

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Decided to take a much-needed nap in the hopes that I would wake up and catch the finish. I saw exactly one lap of racing and gleaned a couple things.

- Kyle is going to get all of the wins he claims he wants in NXS before "retiring" out of his system quickly.
-There is something hilariously sad about a Sprint Cup champion being insanely excited about getting a win in the B series at Watkins Glen.
-

kidcoelacanth posted:

Y'all I am so on board already with having radio announcers call this race. Leigh Diffey owns too. God drat

NBC really needs to figure out how to have Leigh Diffey do all the races, because one lap of Diffey was infinitely better than 82 of Rick Allen.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
People just aren't used to hearing a good play-by-play announcer. It's natural to hate things they don't understand.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


L_Harrison posted:

People just aren't used to hearing a good play-by-play announcer. It's natural to hate things they don't understand.

:vince:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Commentary was good. 8 cup drivers not so much.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


https://youtu.be/CeoxvQJhPaE

Something that's never happened before.

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic
Shrub about to catch fire and win his second cup. #18!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Divine Styler posted:

Shrub about to catch fire and win his second cup. #18!

:chloe:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Is it wrong I'd take Jimmie #8 over Kyle #2?

I mean, they're both bad, but one's definitely the lesser of two evils.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

the best case scenario is kyle bush winning every race to the championship in dominating form while getting minor cheating penalties every race, getting out of the car at the last race in a "gently caress donald trump" tshirt, and breaking the trophy over his knee

anything that upsets nascars fan base is GOOD

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

iospace posted:

Is it wrong I'd take Jimmie #8 over Kyle #2?

I mean, they're both bad, but one's definitely the lesser of two evils.

What frustrates me about JJ's 7 is not that it actually took a way few titles from Jeff in the process

Jeff really should have 7 Cup titles at this point, and JJ should have a respectable 4 or 5. JJ is GREAT! Don't get me wrong, but drat the chase is garbage.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
This is on the official NASCAR Youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phMLs3StqS0

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Cygni posted:

the best case scenario is kyle bush winning every race to the championship in dominating form while getting minor cheating penalties every race, getting out of the car at the last race in a "gently caress donald trump" tshirt, and breaking the trophy over his knee

anything that upsets nascars fan base is GOOD

Best scenario would be Kyle winning all races then loosing the finale and championship to Johnson. Also,

NASCAR 2017: lol, Kyle's fine

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic
As long as Dale Jr. doesn't win another race in his career I'll be happy. Curious who his legion of bandwagon fans will flock to after this year.

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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Divine Styler posted:

As long as Dale Jr. doesn't win another race in his career I'll be happy. Curious who his legion of bandwagon fans will flock to after this year.

they'll flock to not watching NASCAR

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