Cyberpunk 2017

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Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

CommunistPancake posted:

i don't understand these words

my nigga have you tried piracetam??

# ? Aug 2, 2017 01:48

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aardvaard: Mar 4, 2013; you belong in the bog of eternal stench

yeah it tasted like poo poo and did nothing

# ? Aug 2, 2017 01:58

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

my favorite nootropic is diet mountain dew

# ? Aug 2, 2017 01:59

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Chris Knight posted:

my nigga have you tried piracetam??

lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:04

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

The best nootropic is... meth

# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:05

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Cyberpunk answer: β-phenethylamine

# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:05

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

cyberpunker answer: some mystery chem i stole from a megacorp lab

# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:49

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

cyberpunker answer: some mystery chem i ordered of the darkweb from a russian research lab

# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:52

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

The worst nootropic is the ever-fainter memory of better times past.

:sigh:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

my abuse of substance d has rendered me unable to differentiate dreams from reality

e: no wait, that was melatonin

# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:57

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Schadenboner posted:

The worst nootropic is the ever-fainter memory of better times past.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 04:02

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

infernal machines posted:

my abuse of substance d has rendered me unable to differentiate dreams from reality

e: no wait, that was melatonin

hell yeah the orange octagons

# ? Aug 2, 2017 04:11

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

infernal machines posted:

my abuse of substance d

The Perils of Masturbation for a new generation

# ? Aug 2, 2017 11:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Moist von Lipwig posted:

The best nootropic is... meth

oh no it's deffo this one that this crazy permabanned guy uses at work

SpaceClown posted:

OP here's my personal concoction:

5ug LSD
-[Tiny, even by microdose standards, but we won't need much. It's the secondary active ingredient!]-
50mg Speed Paste
-[Speed because its way cheaper than adderall and functionally the same chemical with a slightly more jittery physical effect and a weaker comedown. You could substitute with adderall, though. 50mg will last many hours.]-
Multivitamin
-[Try this concoction with and without this ingredient and it will be clear why I included it.]-
Caffeinated beverage
-[Because you need a delivery vessel and this way you cram in yet another stimulant]-

Mix it all together and make sure the vitamin and the paste are dissolved. Combine with a healthy and nutritious breakfast with lots of carbs and fruit to fully realize your potential.

I call it "Sapho Juice" for obvious reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBb_tPPA8E

Just like the real Sapho Juice, be careful because while it won't stain your lips, minor amphetamine withdrawals are pretty loving awful and you'll be tempted to take some more to get through the grogginess and fogged mind.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:14

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

i love watching affluent white nerds pretend they're not "real" drug users while using drugs

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh no it's deffo this one that this crazy permabanned guy uses at work

lol one of the worst posters of all time

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:32

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

Has anyone ever hacked an insulin pump for computer controlled microdosing?

if not then THIS IS MY CYBERPUNK IDEA �2017 SO DEMANDING do not steal

# ? Aug 2, 2017 21:48

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

siri can i put marijuana chocolates in my rear end hole

# ? Aug 2, 2017 21:54

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

SO DEMANDING posted:

Has anyone ever hacked an insulin pump for computer controlled microdosing?

if not then THIS IS MY CYBERPUNK IDEA �2017 SO DEMANDING do not steal

that dude who ran the missile silo LSD lab had this with a DMT drip

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:05

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Moist von Lipwig posted:

that dude who ran the missile silo LSD lab had this with a DMT drip

one of the characters in when gravity fails had one of his lungs replaced with a reservoir and a dmt drip

he spent of his time arguing loudly with the demons he constantly saw

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:08

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

maskenfreiheit posted:

siri can i put marijuana chocolates in my rear end hole

bump

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:20

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

chinas distraction-based social media propaganda operation is p cyberpunk

# ? Aug 2, 2017 23:01

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

FMguru posted:

chinas distraction-based social media propaganda operation is p cyberpunk

it's nice to have evidence of the obvious

# ? Aug 3, 2017 11:26

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

quote:

One of the bots, named BabyQ, made by the Beijing-based company Turing Robot, was asked, �Do you love the Communist Party?� To which it replied simply, �No.� Another bot named XiaoBing, which is developed by Microsoft, told users, �My China dream is to go to America.� When the bot was then quizzed on its patriotism, it dodged the question and replied, �I�m having my period, wanna take a rest.�

# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:34

Fredflonston: Jan 29, 2011

quote:

�My China dream is to go to America.�

# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Crusader posted:

When the bot was then quizzed on its patriotism, it replied, �Taiwan #1, China #4.�

# ? Aug 3, 2017 17:20

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

west corea best corea

# ? Aug 4, 2017 10:51

Scope: Jun 6, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/04v6Hch.gifv

# ? Aug 6, 2017 03:49

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Scope posted:

https://i.imgur.com/04v6Hch.gifv

me, in hacker voice: im in :10bux:

# ? Aug 6, 2017 04:40

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Scope posted:

https://i.imgur.com/04v6Hch.gifv

this is cool i wish i could make stuff like this

# ? Aug 6, 2017 18:29

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Found this on Reddit: bunch of pics of tiny apts in Hong Kong

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tqhhv

really looking forward to ubi so i can buy my own cubicle!

# ? Aug 6, 2017 19:32

Trabandiumium: Feb 20, 2010

how big are the Singapore apts

# ? Aug 6, 2017 20:42

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

maskenfreiheit posted:

Found this on Reddit: bunch of pics of tiny apts in Hong Kong

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tqhhv

really looking forward to ubi so i can buy my own cubicle!

don't give shadowhawk any ideas

# ? Aug 6, 2017 20:46

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

maskenfreiheit posted:

Found this on Reddit: bunch of pics of tiny apts in Hong Kong

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tqhhv

really looking forward to ubi so i can buy my own cubicle!

dang it makes those shoebox apartments in new york look spacious

# ? Aug 6, 2017 20:46

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

basically copied and pasted the content from National Geographic http://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/07/hong-kong-living-trapped-lam-photos/

# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:18

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Chris Knight posted:

basically copied and pasted the content from National Geographic http://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/07/hong-kong-living-trapped-lam-photos/

nothing is more cyberpunk than stealing others work for a currency that can only be used to jerk yourself off about how awesome you are

# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:24

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

[steals another pic from this thread and submits it to /r/cyberpunk]

# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:25

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

[is immediately chastised for reposting]

# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:26

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

maskenfreiheit posted:

nothing is more cyberpunk than stealing others work for a currency that can only be used to jerk yourself off about how awesome you are

if you click to the end you'll see where he does in fact cite the national geographic article

# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:58

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maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Midjack posted:

if you click to the end you'll see where he does in fact cite the national geographic article

i'm a redditor - i never click to the end :smug:

# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:12

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