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Chinatown posted:every single living thing didnt die in this episode, so it's unimpressive at best poo poo man, I got some bad news for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtrWU4zaaI
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Entertaining but stupid. 2 weeks from now will be the Eastwatch battle. That should be good. Next week will be more stupid. I really hope Dany is losing her mind and has to be killed. I predict one of the final scenes of the show will be either the last dragon or the last two flying away. Who will rescue Jamie? Bronn? A dragon? He dead? Also, too many book people being all booky now. Arya gonna kill baelishginger with that knife. Brienne and Arya should have killed each other and then Pod should have dick slapped Sansa.
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I'm still onboard with whoever suggested that Bran time-warg broke the mad king's mind. Bran tries to tell the mad king you need to burn the white walkers, but it doesn't work so the mad king just mindlessly utters burn them. Also Bran is obviously going to warg a dragon. Omnipotent/omniscient characters suck.
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Aug 7, 2017 07:52
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Chinatown posted:wheres the lesbian sex at All the lesbians are dead
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I'm going to watch the dragon scenes again
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Methanar posted:All the lesbians are dead This thread monkey's pawed it and a giant stepped on all the lesbians. 
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Aug 7, 2017 08:06
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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I don't buy two foot tall, 30 pound Aria blocking the tall blonde chick's broadsword with her tiny paperclip of a sword.
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bloom posted:monkey's paw triggered
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Littlefinger really is the personification of  lately. Arya needs to stick him with that dagger before he turns and runs back to Cersei.
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If Dany told me to bend the knee, I'd tell that bitch to step off!
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I get the plot explanation of why dany doesn't want to burn king's landing to the ground but is it ever really explained why she can't just immediately lay siege to it? Cersei has basically burned every bridge available to her and the only thing keeping people vaguely in line is the threat of their military force (and that's not even working that well) so if they were just met with a way better force (aka the dragons) wouldn't the rest of the kingdoms kinda just go "yeah gently caress her let's try out this new girl". She's not some sort of charismatic leader people would wanna die for over loyalty or anything. Absolutely no one in the world likes her and the only reason she can even pretend to maintain authority is because people are afraid of what happens if they go against her and lose, once you take that possibility out of the equation it feels like even her own kingdom would revolt.
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The Dennis System posted:I don't buy two foot tall, 30 pound Aria blocking the tall blonde chick's broadsword with her tiny paperclip of a sword. It should of ended with Brienne using to much force and accidentally cleaving Arya's face in half.
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Aug 7, 2017 11:11
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That Arya Brienne fight was such bullshit. They had no trouble having her beat the Hound but with Arya it had to be a stalemate so nobody gets upset. Dragons are kind of overpowered and cheating. Those poor soldiers 
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Tumble posted:i like that the dragons fire is pretty much always terrible for people. it isn't sometimes dangerous stuff, its always napalmy death for the people that get caught up in the blast. i feel like sometimes books and movies sorta shrug their shoulders at how the fire-breath works - sometimes it's a sorta like a lit fart and it looks like a gassy cough, sometimes they just show a bunch of tunnels flashing over. Captain Lavender posted:Man, you can feel bad for Jaime. But - and I mention this a positive comparison and not saying what the show should be - Jaime went through a 3 book transformation realizing he had been used for his body, his skill, his hand. And he realized that Cersei embodied everything about himself that he hated. The Protagonist posted:i was really hoping they'd get her some proper loving dragonriding armor but nope, same dress we saw her in previously you can tell the newest episode was really good because the guys jacking off while they post about a tv show have returned to the thread.
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Aug 7, 2017 12:22
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The show runners keep trying to convince us that the common folk are really stoked about some chick bringing back dragons. I bet to them it's like someone saying, "Yo dudes, smallpox is back, haha!"
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Aug 7, 2017 12:24
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"We can't use dragons against King's Landing, it would piss off the common folk and make ruling impossible." Meanwhile in KL a bunch of peasants hoot and holler while Cersei rides past wearing the pope's scorched head as a hat.
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Aug 7, 2017 12:27
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Now that Ser Jorah cured is eczema we can only assume he will be on his way back to assist dear Danny. Maybe next week won't suck completely.
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Aug 7, 2017 12:35
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Every character is better in the books, except for Dany. She is just as retarded in the books.
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Aug 7, 2017 12:41
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They kind of stole the ballista scene from the Hobbit. If it was that easy hurt the biggest dragon of the bunch then maybe the natives have a change against the invading hordes of foreigners.
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Aug 7, 2017 13:01
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you dumb idiot fuckers thought ballista was a bad idea against dragons you morons you fools
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Aug 7, 2017 13:06
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My theory is that Dragon's Glass also hurts dragons, and so if you make the giant arrows out of Dragon's Glass you can kill the dragons pretty easily.
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Aug 7, 2017 13:25
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At the beginning of the show I didn't think I'd be rooting for the kingslayer sister fucker to kick white female Jesus's butt, yet alas...
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Aug 7, 2017 13:40
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No way a horse would charge a dragon.
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Aug 7, 2017 13:47
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Bronn and Jamie are... WYLD STALLYNS Bronn and Jamie's Excellent Adventure Bronn and Jamie's Bodacious Journey
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All the resources to make new "cool" armor/uniforms for everyone in my entourage but I still can't make a harness for the drat dragon. Just gonna hold one to these keratin growths . Hopefully he doesn't shed or anything.....I mean how much does anyone know about dragon biology anyway anymore ?
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ArmZ posted:Bronn and Jamie are... WYLD STALLYNS bogus journey dude. bogus
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Toadvine posted:At the beginning of the show I didn't think I'd be rooting for the kingslayer sister fucker to kick white female Jesus's butt, yet alas... Yeah, I was somewhat surprised to find myself hoping Jamie drives that spear right through her face
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Aug 7, 2017 14:25
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Cheaters never win
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The Dennis System posted:I don't buy two foot tall, 30 pound Aria blocking the tall blonde chick's broadsword with her tiny paperclip of a sword. Stanley Tucheetos posted:It should of ended with Brienne using to much force and accidentally cleaving Arya's face in half. Decebal posted:That Arya Brienne fight was such bullshit. They had no trouble having her beat the Hound but with Arya it had to be a stalemate so nobody gets upset. Do none of you fuckers understand that they're training and that Brienne doesn't actually want to murder the Princess of Winterfell in front of the Lady of Winterfell, two people who she has sworn her life to? If they were full on fighting, Brienne is going to win every single time. She did the equivalent of letting your kid beat you up when you're a dad and the kid is 5.
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WampaLord posted:Do none of you fuckers understand that they're training and that Brienne doesn't actually want to murder the Princess of Winterfell in front of the Lady of Winterfell, two people who she has sworn her life to? You're the guy who named your cat Arya, right?
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Women are generally fairly bad at fighting The best female fighter in the world would not stand a chance against the best male fighter, even if they weighed exactly the same. This can be seen in combat sports everywhere Logically speaking, it's illogical that Brienne is so good at fighting and beating men discuss
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ElGroucho posted:You're the guy who named your cat Arya, right? No. I'm just a dude who gets irrationally upset at people watching the show poorly.
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Brienne is lame, and I wish Zombie Catelyn had killed her
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Zzulu posted:Women are generally fairly bad at fighting Good thing this show takes place in Westeros and not whatever disgusting male chauvinist pig world you come from
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isnt it odd how they just give up the Prince and Princess monikers for Jon's siblings. Actually it isnt odd at all, because the showrunners never gave a poo poo about any of that after season two. And honestly it doesnt really matter. What does piss me off in a very spergy fashion is the fact that the Kings in the North never get to wear a god drat crown. Euron got to wear his loving wood lookin turd crown, but Robb and Jon dont get the cool-rear end iron and bronze one? WTF?
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ElGroucho posted:Brienne is lame, and I wish Zombie Catelyn had killed her Alternatively, she rules. Remember when her and Hound were kicking each other in the nuts?
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ElGroucho posted:Yeah, I was somewhat surprised to find myself hoping Jamie drives that spear right through her face That shot of Jaime galloping on a white horse through a flaming battlefield was sick as hell
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