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BOOTY-ADE posted:One of the frustrating things about your letter is that despite rigidly adhering to the rules with this person, you were willing to make an exception for someone else (the person with the concert tickets). I swear these all have to be fake. Its way too on the nose. Who would actually say "hey I let this one person go to a concert but not this formerly homeless amazing woman who just graduated!" Its like "I saw an orphanage on fire but I said screw you orphans but then the next day my house caught fire!" like nobody would be that honest about being that much of a dick. You wouldn't include those details.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:
That's a hell of a low turnover rate.
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Yeah, that was even less believable than the first one.
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Terrible people exist. Terrible people do not, however, sit around reading advice columns on interpersonal skills. People exist who might ask, "Dear Abby, I punched my wife's teeth out for complaining about my mistress. Can I sue her for divorcing me?" But those people are not avid readers of Dear Abby columns, and presumably not readers anything else that makes zero sense to them. Phyzzle has a new favorite as of 06:02 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 06:00
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Phyzzle posted:Terrible people exist. You'd be surprised. And this kind of makes me want to dig up terrible people who wrote in to Dear Abby columns.
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Aug 7, 2017 06:05
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Aerofallosov posted:You'd be surprised. But how do we know that any of those weren't crank ... mails?
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Aug 7, 2017 06:07
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I want to read them anyway. If someone has a collection, they'd be great here.
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Kennel posted:Germans are really tough on cultural appropriation.  My dad is Danish and my mom is from Tanzania so Im visibly mixed. Recently I was in Tanzania for my sisters wedding. So I'm in the smoking area in the airport in Amsterdam and just trying not to drop my cigarette because I'm mad shaking because of my social anxiety. This Danish pair is sitting right infront of me and I'm feeling extra anxious because I don't want to be rude and listen in on their conversation. Then the dude makes a comment about how high and "proper" I'm holding my cigarette. I try to act like I dont even see them and its hella awkward. Then they go on to talk about how few "negroes" they had seen in the airport and that it was unusual for this airport... And then they start to talk about "negroes" in Denmark in general... Not nicely. Then we get on the plane and because of my social anxiety we usually make sure that Im sitting in the window seat with atleast one of my parents or my younger brother next to me , but it was a short flight and I was feeling spry so I just sat where my ticket told me to sit, at the aisle across from my family. While I put my luggage in the overhead compartment someone poked me on the shoulder and asked me in the worst Danglish if this was my seat and if they could scooch by. At first I didnt register who they were but I just heard the Danish accent and answered in Danish. The Guy repeats in English and I repeat in Danish and he just goes "Oh... You... you speak Danish". The whole trip he was turned awkwardly towards his lady friend rambling about whatever, avoiding any moment of silence while she just stared silently out the window. Sarcopenia has a new favorite as of 06:26 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 06:21
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I think it's likely that they're fake. They do seem a little too pat, to neat. That said, it's hard to say for sure because there definitely are people that stupid and oblivious. It's like Poe's Law. It's hard to come up with something so stupid that no one's ever done it. There's always some jackass.
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Hfs https://i.imgur.com/3V5AUOE.gifv
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Aug 7, 2017 09:43
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It doesn't matter if it's fake as long as you enjoyed it.
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Aug 7, 2017 09:52
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Volcott posted:It doesn't matter if it's fake as long as you enjoyed it. Or so my girlfriend keeps telling me...
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I don't get it does she have a fake penis?
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Volcott posted:It doesn't matter if it's fake as long as you enjoyed it. but someone is lying on the internet 
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fake news
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Aerofallosov posted:You'd be surprised. Would bootleg Dear Abby work? 
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Sarcopenia posted:
Wow, I can't imagine why you have social anxiety. Sorry people are dicks.
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Are you feeling okay? You seem a little horse!
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Sarcopenia posted:
That is the loving worst.
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Aug 7, 2017 13:48
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Dunning-Kruger? Yeah, if it's from the race that brought us: LA Beast, jumping into cactuses, the hot water challenge, drilling a headphone jack into your iPhone, FyreFest and the Emoji Movie, I'll believe people are dumb enough to do anything.
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Aug 7, 2017 14:31
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Jippa posted:That is the loving worst. Garbage people. IIRC the Danish word isn't so far off that you wouldn't recognize it even not speaking Danish.
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Aug 7, 2017 14:38
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That lawn chair cat catching thing looks stupid. Everyone knows you catch a cat with a blanket.
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Sarcopenia posted:
Sorry about the garbage half of your genes... We Danes are trash.
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gschmidl posted:Garbage people. IIRC the Danish word isn't so far off that you wouldn't recognize it even not speaking Danish. Only in spelling. Given the depth of Danish orthography, I'd be surprised if non-Danish speakers recognized it. What a lovely experience, Sarcopenia. The prevalence and social acceptance of casual racism in Denmark is loving mind blowing, and one of the main reasons I don't think I will ever move back again.
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Aug 7, 2017 14:54
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Is it Denmark that has the super racist blackface elf tradition or was that somewhere else?
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Is it Denmark that has the super racist blackface elf tradition or was that somewhere else? Swart Pete is Dutch.
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dumb. posted:That lawn chair cat catching thing looks stupid. Everyone knows you catch a cat with a blanket. Or a chair. Just sit down in a chair for five minutes, stand up and walk around the corner. When you come back the cat will be laying down where you were sitting, and you can just move the chair wherever you want the cat to go.
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i also want to point out that i am one of the good guys and _not_ racist. unlike all the other white people, who i am not like. they are bad, genetically, unlike me.
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Nuebot posted:Or a chair. Just sit down in a chair for five minutes, stand up and walk around the corner. When you come back the cat will be laying down where you were sitting, and you can just move the chair wherever you want the cat to go. But moving a sleeping cat is a violation of cat law, isn't it?! Or is that only when the cat is sleeping on me?
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Lol at the Danish being racist against anyone. Danish nonracist: wow, ain't humans great???? Dane who has learned about races: woah poo poo we are the worst clade of human on the planet!!! Third Dane: what? * translated from subhuman gollum noises.
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"KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS!"
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gschmidl posted:Garbage people. IIRC the Danish word isn't so far off that you wouldn't recognize it even not speaking Danish. The spelling is similar "neger" but its pronounced really softly so I dont think white non Danish speakers would understand what it was. My mom was slow to learn danish but she found out real quick what that word and the expletives that would usually follow it meant. grand_danois posted:Only in spelling. Given the depth of Danish orthography, I'd be surprised if non-Danish speakers recognized it. It was reeeeally bad in the city I grew up in but I moved to a bigger city and it's a lot better here. I run in a circle of non garbage people who thinks that my other culture is cool and interesting but I still occasionally have to tell strangers not to touch my hair, that it is in fact very uncool and unfunny to make monkey and poo poo jokes about black people and that I would like if they didn't use the neger word around me. They usually want to argue this and get really mad about it and ironically tell me that I'm too sensitive. It used to be worse but luckily all those muslims (anyone who's somewhat brown) took the heat off of the Africans 
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