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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

bengy81 posted:

Valentine NE is directly south of one of the poorest (Rosebud) Indian reservations in the country. Might be the poorest??? But I'm not sure. Anyhow, it's hard to be too down on yourself when all you have to do is drive North of town to find third world levels of poverty and realize that at least you aren't dealing with that directly.

It's not too bad of a place to be though. Kind of a nice little town, and there is a decent bar that isn't overrun with drunk Indians.


Fake Edit: I've had a lot of extended family end up dead and/or in jail thanks to the meth epidemic in poo poo hole Nebraska towns like North Platte and Scottsbluff, so I think it's kind of amusing that somebody would move out there to get away from it.

We've worked some projects at Rosebud. The guys we sent out there had to drive two hours one way to get on site because there were no hotels, aside from a handful that were obviously just used for prostitution or drug dens.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
China warns tourists to behave after two fined for Nazi salutes in Berlin

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The United States can't find enough good dogs to sniff out bombs.
America Is Running Out of Bomb-Sniffing Dogs
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/04/opinion/sunday/bomb-sniffing-dogs-terrorism-security.html

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
We must not allow a bomb sniffing dog gap to exist.


My solution:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The US is going to find itself in an untenable position if we don't act fast. Civilian dogs will be pressed into service.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

cowboy elvis posted:

The US is going to find itself in an untenable position if we don't act fast. Civilian dogs will be pressed into service.

My dog is too dumb to sniff anything but butts.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I wouldn't protest a draft, but I will protest the poo poo out of a dog draft.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

bengy81 posted:

Valentine NE is directly south of one of the poorest (Rosebud) Indian reservations in the country. Might be the poorest??? But I'm not sure. Anyhow, it's hard to be too down on yourself when all you have to do is drive North of town to find third world levels of poverty and realize that at least you aren't dealing with that directly.

It's not too bad of a place to be though. Kind of a nice little town, and there is a decent bar that isn't overrun with drunk Indians.


Fake Edit: I've had a lot of extended family end up dead and/or in jail thanks to the meth epidemic in poo poo hole Nebraska towns like North Platte and Scottsbluff, so I think it's kind of amusing that somebody would move out there to get away from it.

Valentine is a bizarre little town because there's a real sense of "this is the end of the line" to it when you're headed to the Merritt Reservoir, which is a good half hour away. Once you're over the first hill past town you lose mobile data, but by the time you get there you probably haven't had any signal worth a drat for at least an hour. There's some little stores there, nothing big but more than enough to stock up on ice and food, since the little store at the park is really barebones. We tended to just use the oversized convenience store attached to the McDonald's since they had everything we needed and stayed open later.

It's a very nice drive though. Terrain stops being flat cornfields and becomes a weird humped morass covered in what looks like landlocked seagrass and you get the district feeling that it was some ancient supersized tidal shallows some millions of years ago. Big rocky hills here and there, pronghorns bounding along over wire fences, etc. The reservoir is similarly strange because of the juxtaposition of obviously deciduous trees along a white sand beach. I recommend taking the northerly route out of Omaha rather than taking I-80 West and cutting North at whatever interval, since you're getting away from almost everything if you're headed that way and it helps to ease that cutoff since you're passing through progressively smaller and more isolated towns until you pass Valentine after which there are no more.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Aug 7, 2017

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I know rats can be trained to detect landmines by smell (and also, supposedly, to detect certain diseases in blood samples). I bet they could clamber over a pile of suitcases pretty good.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

cowboy elvis posted:

The US is going to find itself in an untenable position if we don't act fast. Civilian dogs will be pressed into service.

Good loving luck my Rottweiler is legitimately worthless as anything besides a small bear sized pillow. Unless they start making explosives that smell like cooked beef

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Joe Scarborough wants in on the hot takes on Twitter action.

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/894536930121187328

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/894583337221804032

:eyepop:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Where's your DD-214, Joe?

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Goddamn millenials, how DARE they not be fighting in a world war but rather at home eating avocado toast, and playing their video game machines! :argh:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
loving millenials don't know how good they have it with the 2008 financial crisis they caused. Lazy bastards. Go get a job! I was man enough to walk down to the local steel mill and do an honest day's work, what about you slackers?

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Is avocado toast any good? What kind of bread do you even use? Pumpernickel??

loving kids.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
You ain't poo poo unless you've warred it up that's why the US has been in one conflict or another for like 240 straight years. Because we want to make a man out of you.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





TBeats posted:

You ain't poo poo unless you've warred it up that's why the US has been in one conflict or another for like 240 straight years. Because we want to make a man out of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

TBeats posted:

You ain't poo poo unless you've warred it up that's why the US has been in one conflict or another for like 240 straight years. Because we want to make a man out of you.

The Romans had the gates of Janus, which they closed when Rome was at peace and opened when they were at war. They only closed them like four times, and even then only for a few years, while they were open for centuries at a time. We never even built our own gate because it was going to stay open the whole time.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010




Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Doc Hawkins posted:

I know rats can be trained to detect landmines by smell (and also, supposedly, to detect certain diseases in blood samples). I bet they could clamber over a pile of suitcases pretty good.

let's fill airports with rats, is that what you are suggesting?

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Where's your DD-214, Joe?

You can't appreciate the sacrifices of the Coke-Pepsi War unless you lived through it.

BTW Joe reminder that Millenials have been fighting the Mideast Forever War for coming on 16 loving years now.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Oh, I'm sorry was fighting your loving forever war not enough you dipshit.

Just think, thanks to his generation's mismanagement we'll have people who weren't even alive when OEF started fighting in it, in about two years. With any luck we'll be in NK or Iran soon too.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Richard Bong posted:

With any luck we'll be in NK or Iran soon too.

what do you mean, "or"?

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



a top-tier drunk karaoke song

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Joe Scarborough was in a band and then he was a criminal defense lawyer. He was never in the military.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

joe is a piece of poo poo who keeps talking about running for office in CT

his band sucks too

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

just a media whore, ignore him

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Sergg posted:

Joe Scarborough was in a band and then he was a criminal defense lawyer. He was never in the military.

Many people, however, serve whole careers in the military without killing anyone much less an intern.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

FAUXTON posted:

Many people, however, serve whole careers in the military without killing anyone much less an intern.

:drat:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Three years in and all I've killed is a bunch of drain babies.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Can we just institute something like Logans Run for the age of 50 next year? Get all of the current olds out so maybe the next batch of olds aren't so nearly loving salty and dumb.

"OH WAAHHHHH I WORKED FOR TWENTY YEARS AT WHAT IS NOW CONSIDERED AN EASILY REPLACEABLE JOB WHY CANT MILLENIALS GET JOBS CARS AND LOANS?! THEY EARN EIGHT BUCKS AN HOUR! IN MY DAY I COULD AFFORD A FAMILY ON THAT, THEY MUST BE SPENDING IT ON PORN OR XBOXES OR WHAT EVER"

It's like they have no realization about what the hell mechanization, inflation, and a minimum wage that hasn't been raised substantially in thirty years is.


Edit: In current events news, apparently my college handed out my phone number to the local army recruiters for some reason. I got a text asking me how my day was. Jokes on him I'm a Goony out of shape MMA nerd. Army don't want me.

Defenestrategy fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Aug 7, 2017

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I only helped kill the reenlistment NCOs hopes and dreams by helping people with resumes, applying for jobs, and researching school options and GI Bill for other dudes.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


On one hand the boomers are responsible for the hosed up state of the world.

On the other there's a significant proportion of millennials who decided to respond to the cards they were dealt by becoming infantile morons who couldn't thrive in a much more ideal situation.
"I don't make enough money, I'd better buy some anime statues to make myself feel better"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Casimir Radon posted:

On one hand the boomers are responsible for the hosed up state of the world.

On the other there's a significant proportion of millennials who decided to respond to the cards they were dealt by becoming infantile morons who couldn't thrive in a much more ideal situation.
"I don't make enough money, I'd better buy some anime statues to make myself feel better"

Like they can afford anything else?

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Casimir Radon posted:

On one hand the boomers are responsible for the hosed up state of the world.

On the other there's a significant proportion of millennials who decided to respond to the cards they were dealt by becoming infantile morons who couldn't thrive in a much more ideal situation.
"I don't make enough money, I'd better buy some anime statues to make myself feel better"

They can only appreciate in value. You'll see that anime statues is the portfolio of the future.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Like they can afford anything else?

I've seen the cost of those statues. Meth is barely cheaper by weight.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Suck my broke brained millennial veteran dick, Joe.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/894620077634592769

Looks like he isn't even touching his shoulder.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
why isnt he wearing his purple heart

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Addendum: suck my broke brained purple heart earned veteran dick, Trump. Dude is doing the hover hand haha wtf, what a loving bitch.

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