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hello yes i just came back to this thread because i realized that mike pence was hosed by a horse. guys this is important: we're reading it wrong. mike pence got hosed by a horse (outside of horse, inside of man). this is a def. mr hands situation fellas, lets get this right now
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du -hast posted:hello yes i just came back to this thread because i realized that mike pence was hosed by a horse.
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Jul 28, 2017 19:03
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Bumping this thread because Mike Pence had anal sex with a horse. Literally took that fat horse cock. He's gonna foal pretty soon. There's something kinda hot about a sexy Mike Pence, his chest hair white and glistening in the sun, grunting, sweating, and hard as a rock as a 16" horse penis penetrates him all the way, hard, hard, harder, while Pence is grunting in pain and pleasure.
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Aug 1, 2017 11:20
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Pence moans in satisfaction. He can feel the baseball sized load that was just blasted into his small intestine. The horse pulls out and his puckered rear end in a top hat closes with a plop. "Mmm... mmm" he says, as he clenches the seed. He stands up, and turns to the camera: "I am a Christian, a Conservative, and a Horsefucker, in that order." du -hast has issued a correction as of 11:45 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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Aug 1, 2017 11:26
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He sighs, at home now with his wife aka "mother"... alone in this world, scared, confused, because he knows that he will never get the same satisfaction from his purely heterosexual marriage as he will from the stallion. Time went on, and his depression decreased. After a day, he unclenched and let the stallion seed out with a plop, followed by the impacted feces in his intestines and colons. A week later, wife/Mother was out of town at a Christian Conservative convention. This is my chance, thought Pence, my chance to become happy once again. He went to the stable but the horse was nowhere to be found. Confused, he talked to the owner, and recieved very bad news: "Poor Freckles - thought of Pence and died."
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Aug 1, 2017 11:44
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He get horse cocc
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Aug 1, 2017 14:00
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vice president mike pence vigorously stuffing horse cock in his poo hole
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Aug 1, 2017 18:48
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i just returned from a vacation and promptly remembered that michael pence, former governor of indiana, was probably probed by horse_ebooks only like trump he don't read 🐴
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Aug 1, 2017 19:11
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i forgot but now i vividly remember michael pence's dalliances with horse penises
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Aug 1, 2017 19:50
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yep
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Aug 1, 2017 20:12
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So Tumblr saw fit to remind me that Mike Pence hosed at least one (1) horse ( 🐴)
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Aug 4, 2017 02:45
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I would have forgotten This thread saved me Now when i close my eyes I hear whinnys and see Pence's face frozen in ectasy Now I can never forget
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Aug 4, 2017 15:38
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mike pencil hosed a horse and the horse didnt feel a thing
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Aug 4, 2017 15:42
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the potential president in waiting and current Vice President of the United States mike pence is a horsefucked ninny
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Aug 4, 2017 18:30
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The Horse tape is real®
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Aug 6, 2017 00:45
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Aug 6, 2017 00:49
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Aug 6, 2017 00:50
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“OwO what’s this?” - the Vice President of the United States of America.
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Aug 6, 2017 00:50
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It really was him.
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Aug 6, 2017 08:07
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Al! posted:bump
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Aug 6, 2017 09:42
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Gentlemen, it has come to me, in a dream. Michael Richard Pence got hosed by a horse, mrhands style.
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Aug 6, 2017 11:35
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mike pence was literally sodomized by a horse
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Aug 6, 2017 22:12
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The Vice President has touched horse cock
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Aug 6, 2017 23:58
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when you realize that growing up mike pence had a horse named mother things start falling into place 
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Aug 7, 2017 02:11
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du -hast posted:hello yes i just came back to this thread because i realized that mike pence was hosed by a horse. by that metric a woman cant gently caress a man and smdh if youv never had the poo poo hosed outta you by a lady muke pence is a bronco powerbottom
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Aug 7, 2017 15:03
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Michael R. Pence hosed a beast of the equestrian variety
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Aug 7, 2017 15:06
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I want to come here, now, to dispel the vicious rumors circling about Vice President Michael Pence and his alleged equine proclivities. Certain persons have claimed that he, Mike Pence, the Vice President of the United States, has once had sexual relations with a horse. This is false. Mike Pence is reamed regularly with mighty horse meat. Question the motives of any who say that it was "youthful experimentation", or any other such nonsense!
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Aug 7, 2017 19:05
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[starting out of a reverie in a cold sweat] OHMYGODMIKEPENCEFUCKEDAHORSE
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Aug 7, 2017 22:28
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can get hosed by a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is owned by the VP Mr. Pence.
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Aug 7, 2017 22:49
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horse cock enthusiast? Me! Thought to himself U.S. Vice President Michael R. Pence
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Aug 8, 2017 00:58
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I really feel like it should be was hosed by a horse in the thread title. Because that's what happened, as sure as the piss tape is real.
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Aug 8, 2017 03:23
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Relevant Tangent posted:I really feel like it should be was hosed by a horse in the thread title. the phrasing in the title is fine the word can mean both things and you will be hearing from my attorneys about your illegal and uncredited usage of my trademarked intellectual property, the piss tape is realTM
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Aug 8, 2017 03:28
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I don't create joinder with you and I've converted myself from a boat to an airship (technically the same thing under Admiralty law) so I wish them luck in catching me.
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Aug 8, 2017 03:40
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It's ok to be hosed by horses if your family is in the equine ejaculate business, and I'm given to understand that Mike Pence sells the best, freshest horse cum in Indiana
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Aug 8, 2017 04:36
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Whether Mike Pence is loving horses is his business And business is good
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Aug 8, 2017 06:02
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Look man, let's admit it. We've all seen a horse get an erection and, if we are honest with ourselves, we feel a little bit of jealousy. Whether he will cop to it or not, every man who has seen a horse cock has had a tinge of "dang I wish that was me". This creates an even further irony, given Mike "Love the Cock, Get the Shock" Pence, and his attitude to homosexuality. At the end of the day fellas, there's a little jealousy here, you know? Like gently caress man, if nobody would ever know, I think we'd take that big loving BLACKED horse dick and enjoy the hell out of it.
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Aug 8, 2017 11:30
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du -hast posted:Look man, let's admit it. We've all seen a horse get an erection and, if we are honest with ourselves, we feel a little bit of jealousy. Whether he will cop to it or not, every man who has seen a horse cock has had a tinge of "dang I wish that was me". didnt know mike pence was a goon but hello mr. vice president
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Aug 8, 2017 14:25
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a horse with no name has been through the desert on mike pence
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Aug 9, 2017 04:48
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Do you think the vice presidents nuclear fallout shelter has room for a stable?
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Aug 9, 2017 13:46
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Xand_Man posted:Whether Mike Pence is loving horses is his business
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