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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
LOL

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
BEFore this thread gets derailed by the SJ DUBS I need some more dead and dying Chinese people stories and videos!! Cmon y'all!! :justpost:

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
From a couple of pages ago. The UK is not obsessed with Asian childrens' mathematics scores. The lovely reactionary UK media is obsessed with them, and as a result, the even shittier, and far far more reactionary right-wing UK government jump to the narrative of bashing kids who can't afford boarding schools and another stick to beat teachers with.

Actual children in the UK are very good at (depending on the teacher ofc), and not too concerned with their mathematics scores. Most people I talk too are just sick of exams. You don't do exams and tests for projects in industry. Your sums better add up though. Any employer who makes you sit in a room without research material or internet access to do the problem at hand is a loving bad one.

There is a movement to have children questioned on their knowledge and understanding of the subject by reasonable and sympathetic assessors. Show the work you have done and take some questions regarding it (a-la doctoral committee?).

Exams can only ever tell you how good a child is at passing an exam. On one given day.

Also, nobody really believes those (Asian) results. Especially anybody in tertiary education who has had to explain what calculus is for to the Asian kids.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Punkin Spunkin posted:

BEFore this thread gets derailed by the SJ DUBS I need some more dead and dying Chinese people stories and videos!! Cmon y'all!! :justpost:

Jeoh quick post the latest Shaun King tweet

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'm not sure. Last week I got bitched at because I laughed at someone getting their foot stuck in a revolving door.

Somehow I was racist (I dared to mention her ethnicity) and also people acted like it was some gory amputation.

Happened to me too.

true story i was with a buddy of mine in the states, we were in the small college town he lives in. While at a cafee he lost his god drat poo poo at me. When I told him "real estate agents are scum" he was looking to buy.

The reason is he thought i said " real estate asians are scum" we are both white.

What makes it stand out to me other than the total non nonsensical-ness of what he misheard is that I've loving travel and lived in that totally monolithic land call "asia" have a rather "diverse" group of friends. But mr boring mc white bread was loving losing his poo poo at "my racism"

Also the best scold we've had is AH just wanting a nanny and his frustration that being ethical makes his job hard.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
China built the world’s largest telescope, but has no one to run it

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/08/china-built-the-worlds-largest-telescope-but-has-no-one-to-run-it/

:thumbsup:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Like most Chinese megaprojects, they already got all the headlines they wanted so nobody will care that it's worthless.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

The Great Autismo! posted:

Jeoh quick post the latest Shaun King tweet

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/893099163524759553

here you go

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Rich-SF-residents-get-a-shock-Someone-bought-11738236.php?cmpid=fb-premium

lmao

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40851224

'This is not the first time that a restaurant in China has offered discounts based on appearance. In January 2015, a restaurant in Henan rewarded diners it deemed "good-looking", a month after an eatery in Chongqing gave discounted food to overweight men and thin women. '

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Yeah this owns:

quote:

Past homeowners have included Sen. Dianne Feinstein and her financier husband, Richard Blum; House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi; and the late Mayor Joseph Alioto.

It was also a whites-only neighborhood until 1948. I hope they manage to extract some money and cause major annoyance to the residents.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
$1000 a month plus a few little alterations to the landscaping should convince them to buy back the street at an inflated fee. Maybe put up some advertising billboards.

Renting out the parking spaces to digital nomads in their clapped out combi vans would be great.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

they're both from a Good China tho so i hope they'll just buy those six houses in the middle and turn the terrace into a massive loving high rise filled with coffin apartments rented out for $3000/m per coffin, because those techboys in silicon valley will loving live anywhere

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lmao that you can just buy streets in san fran. what a shithole

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

The Great Autismo! posted:

Jeoh quick post the latest Shaun King tweet
what am I, speaking Chinese here?! thread not delivering.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Haier posted:

ARE U SURE IT'S NOT SOMETHING ELSE?



"Why won't you love me?" -:china:

Had about 4-5 conversations with mainlanders when I was in China on this topic, (they brought it up) and whenever I asked them, "why would Taiwan want to join China?" they would "blue screen" and then just regurgitate some phrase that had been drilled into them in school...

"China is strong"
"Taiwan is part of China"
"Because China can help them develop"

Usually I would counter with...

"Taiwan's only fear is China taking over"
"Taiwan is obviously not part of China"
"Taiwan is more developed than China, by like a few decades"

Then they would get angry and run off in a huff. Actual debate/reasoning is nearly impossibly with the kind of people who start this kind of dialogue.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

angel opportunity posted:

UPDATE: they still haven't bothered using a new image

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/894422008687058944

and they wont until india stops hurting the feelings of the chinese people!

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I am surprised they didn't just lie saying the project is great and is producing science bigly. Clearly somebody hosed up by being honest.

Their requirements were absurd as they want to buy a program off the shelf from their hire. $1.2 million dollars is not enough. I am guessing scientists in this field is in it for the passion, not the sweet greens.

quote:

One reason is that the requirements are fairly strict: The candidate must have at least 20 years of previous experience in the field, and he or she must have taken a leading role in large-scale radio telescope project with extensive managerial experience. The candidate must also hold a professorship, or equally senior position, in a world-class research institute or university.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
As we previously learned, it's not so much the size of the dish, but the quality of the detector that matters. And in our case, that box is probably filled with rats.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

oohhboy posted:

Their requirements were absurd as they want to buy a program off the shelf from their hire. $1.2 million dollars is not enough. I am guessing scientists in this field is in it for the passion, not the sweet greens.

Also we've reached the point where foreign academics working in China have started to figure out that whatever they find/publish/create/patent will result in the following...

-Your work is outright stolen
-Your findings are perverted to meet the needs of the CCP
-You will be working with idiots in an incredibly frustrating environment
-You arrive and all of the whiz-bang facilities are not exactly what you expected
-Universities back in the west won't take anything you come up with seriously and it might even damage your reputation and get you blackballed from certain scientific institutions. Or worse yet, if you don't play ball, your home university gets blackballed from China.

Western archaeologists working in Egypt (and China) will find a lot of these sounding eerily familiar.

JaucheCharly posted:

As we previously learned, it's not so much the size of the dish, but the quality of the detector that matters. And in our case, that box is probably filled with rats.

Also, didn't the dish itself have to have incredibly fine tolerances in its curvature and surfaces as well? China's great at building big, but not so much with building well/precise.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Blistex posted:

Western archaeologists working in Egypt

I'm listening.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

JaucheCharly posted:

I'm listening.

You can probably find it with google, but basically there was this one head archaeologist who ran the whole show in Egypt, and any findings that happened in the country had to have his name on them and go through his official interpretation of what they meant. Failure to follow his rules meant that your university was blackballed from the country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahi_Hawass#Relationships_with_other_archaeologists (this guy)

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
https://twitter.com/jacyhao/status/894208029842784256

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Blistex posted:

You can probably find it with google, but basically there was this one head archaeologist who ran the whole show in Egypt, and any findings that happened in the country had to have his name on them and go through his official interpretation of what they meant. Failure to follow his rules meant that your university was blackballed from the country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahi_Hawass#Relationships_with_other_archaeologists (this guy)

I was gonna make fun of Zahi Hawass. Dude literally showed up in any docu about egypt ever produced.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

what's going on here?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
either this guy's car is powered by farts or he's rigged it so he can suck fresh (filtered) air straight from the ac

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
That is clearly a diy seat heater/cooler. You guys clearly didn't have any hillbilly in your upbringing.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

oohhboy posted:

I am surprised they didn't just lie saying the project is great and is producing science bigly. Clearly somebody hosed up by being honest.

Their requirements were absurd as they want to buy a program off the shelf from their hire. $1.2 million dollars is not enough. I am guessing scientists in this field is in it for the passion, not the sweet greens.
What also struck me was that the science the dish at Arecibo produces is apparently low on the totem pole. And it and can transmit so it has utility in searching for near earth objects while the Chinese FAST dish is passive and cannot.

quote:

Among the western community of astronomers there are also questions about the scientific purpose of the FAST telescope. As part of a recent National Science Foundation review of its facilities, US officials placed the similar Arecibo radio telescope near the bottom of its priorities list. This meant the United States would cease operations at the facility, which costs the government about $8 million annually, to free up money for newer facilities.

Basically Arecibo is barely worth the relative peanuts to run so why would anyone want to use FAST?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-08-06/china-s-ascent-isn-t-looking-so-inevitable-anymore

Someone else can check comments for angry disqus China-Warriors because I'm trying to preserve my sanity this week

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
My brother got chinar'd in southern California recently.



Thankfully this thread had prepared me for just this situation

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

oohhboy posted:

I am surprised they didn't just lie saying the project is great and is producing science bigly. Clearly somebody hosed up by being honest.

post the suit

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Fojar38 posted:

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-08-06/china-s-ascent-isn-t-looking-so-inevitable-anymore

Someone else can check comments for angry disqus China-Warriors because I'm trying to preserve my sanity this week

quote:

This article is one of a series I like to call "Fake News about China". You'll see many here and at Fox News (America is the center of the world so everything that happens to us must happen to everyone else), the Daily Mail, Telegraph, at Business Insider (Anglo-owned trash tabloids), throughout all Indian media (deluded cow piss drinkers), and at FT (Japanese-owned).

I like how "Japanese owned" is an insult right up there with "deluded cow piss drinkers", but a merit-based insult of "trash tabloids" is used for Anglo-owned, I guess being white saves some face.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
90% of british press is tabloid trash so they're not wrong

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
uncle xi sex dwarf killed by drinking cold water

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Darkman Fanpage posted:

uncle xi sex dwarf killed by drinking cold water

Finally a reference I get.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/894737883877187584

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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https://www.pressreader.com/australia/edge/20170720/283102774095960

quote:

On November 27, 2016, on a hazy evening in Shanghai, China, at a glittering event to celebrate the launch of Final Fantasy XV Jian Wu struck up a conversation with a stranger at the bar. The man introduced himself to Wu, a videogame developer who lives in the city whose name has been changed to protect his identity, as a senior manager from Tencent, the gigantic Chinese investment company which owns major holdings in major game studios around the globe, from Supercell to Activision, Epic to Riot. After some small talk, during which the manager boasted about Tencent’s grand plans to integrate VR into its digital store, he smiled, leaned in and told Wu: “We are working with the government and, when the time is right, Steam will not exist in China anymore.”

The relationship between Tencent, which on April 20 announced the rebrand of its digital PC games store to WeGame, and the Chinese government is markedly different, allegedly characterised, as the man at the bar put it, by conspiratorial collaboration. “Tencent is not a business as you know businesses in the west,” Wu told me. “It is essentially an extension of the official Party. They are beholden to stakeholders but the line between the board and government is thin. Some of Tencent’s stakeholders are high-ranking officials in the party.” (Neither Valve nor Tencent responded to repeated requests to take part in this article.)

chinese innovation lookin good

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016



Man, Liu Xiang has really let himself go these days.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Moonshine Rhyme posted:

My brother got chinar'd in southern California recently.



Thankfully this thread had prepared me for just this situation

http://i.imgur.com/tv8riAA.gifv

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Chinese players only care about spergy numbers games and anything with a clear competitive nature. They don't like good games, and the Chinese that speak English don't even want to bother playing English games even if AAA, so it's not like Steam disappearing for these people is going to matter.
I got my boss to use Steam to buy some to Hidden Object games for her daughter. The only option was to use Union Pay, and it was like "We will have your game available after 2-5 days when we make sure you're not cheating us out of money."

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