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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sakurazuka posted:

No one in adtrw would be seen dead playing a crappy RPGMaker game

Correct, they would not be seen playing it. Behind closed doors though....

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

holy poo poo that dark elf game had enough budget for voice acting

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

holy poo poo that dark elf game had enough budget for voice acting

Are we talking actual voice acting, or "voice acting" like Demon Rush had the creator shaking pennies in a jar for "sound effects?"

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Antivehicular posted:

Are we talking actual voice acting, or "voice acting" like Demon Rush had the creator shaking pennies in a jar for "sound effects?"

you know in your heart that it uses top-quality uguus and sex grunts recorded by top-billed voice actresses

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

TheAgent posted:

Write out the entire loving thing using placeholder artwork first, then worry about the art later. Don't worry so much about the branching paths, get something quick and easy to use like Ren'Py and start writing.

Write the whole drat thing from beginning to end with a single narrative, then go back and write the branching paths/different endings. Make sure everything is pretty much done.

At that point you'll have a giant list of every scene and character and CG that you'll need to outsource or come up with yourself. This allows you to have a decent idea what you can actually fit in your budget and what cost (per character, background and scene) you can afford. Shopping for artists is way easier when you realize more than half of them are going to be way outside that budget and will help narrow down your search.

When you start adding artwork related costs up, you quickly realize "Hey, maybe I don't need this character? Maybe I don't need a special background for this four paragraphs?" You start cutting extraneous poo poo and saving money, to boot.

Like someone before said, though, even with poo poo artwork it can cost a ton of loving money. Thousands, easy. Especially if you want any sort of animation.

This is insanely good advice and thank you for it

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
http://store.steampowered.com/app/683440/BootyBuns__21/

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I laughed pretty hard at all those screenshots, jesus christ.

quote:

a simple version of the card game 21 with your sisters best friend. But when you start winning and she starts offering you her clothes to buy back in, what do you do?
It's all fun and games until you realize that said friend's sister is lizard/mantis people.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

You forgot the best line:

quote:

your sisters best friend Booty Buns (It is said that her bottom has the most delectable of curves, hence her nickname!).

I'm just imagining the creator leering about "the mosssst delectable of curvessss," with hissing and spitting on the sibilants, because in my head he's both a terrible nerd-perv and a snake person.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

I don't want to play a game with Booty Buns. Thank you.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Palpek posted:

It's all fun and games until you realize that said friend's sister is lizard/mantis people.

Thri-Kreen are cool and good and I will not have you slander their reputation like that :colbert:

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Antivehicular posted:

You forgot the best line:


I'm just imagining the creator leering about "the mosssst delectable of curvessss," with hissing and spitting on the sibilants, because in my head he's both a terrible nerd-perv and a snake person.

My favorite part is "it is said", as though this is a mythical booty creature spoken of only in legends.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the breasssst chamber.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the breasssst chamber.

I would play This Is Not Half-Life XXX.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

What would happen if you pulled out the cart in the last moment?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Some anomalous material may still make it in. It's way not safe.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
a whole new meaning to the term ''solid snake'

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Lunethex posted:

a whole new meaning to the term ''solid snake'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

This is insanely good advice and thank you for it
if you need help with python or renpy, lemme know

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I would play This Is Not Half-Life XXX.

MAN TRAIN. WOOP WOOP!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Dr. Grind-her and his pet givesheadcrab, Cumarr

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Follow Doctor Gordon Seman as he tries to stop the evil Cumbine lead by notorious traitor Doctor Ream! With the help of Doctor Climbher, Doctor Eliksit Vamps, and his hot step-daughter Alyxxx Vamps, they'll have their toughest lab work yet. With the help of her giant homemade robot, Dong, they'll face death-defying odds as they assault the imposing Clitadel in the middle of City 69. Watch with bating breath as they sneak in the back door of the deadliest prison in the world, Nova Prostate! Feel the chills on your spine as they try to escape the sex-crazed zombies of Rapinholm! Be amazed by their harrowing journey through rear end lion territory!



[insert poster of sunset orange sky with silhouette of a giant phallus over the skyline of an eastern European city]

Anarch
Feb 22, 2011

In the midnight hour...
New patch for Grimoire is out!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
I got a raging resonance cascade scenario in my pants right now.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Please tell me that half life thing was c+p from a game I can download and play right now.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The right man in the wrong hole can make all the difference.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

SelenicMartian posted:

The right man in the wrong hole can make all the difference.
This is why I'm buying BootyBuns.

(also for inevitable overpriced trading cards/emoticons/backgrounds to make a profit but whatever)

Voyager I posted:

I don't feel like putting this on my browser history directly, so can you tell me if this is supposed to be extremely sexy or if it's actually meant to be some kind of horror game?

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Aug 9, 2017

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

I don't feel like putting this on my browser history directly, so can you tell me if this is supposed to be extremely sexy or if it's actually meant to be some kind of horror game?

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
http://store.steampowered.com/app/686180/Cat_Girl/

How is this not considered porn even without a secret patch?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Justin_Brett posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686180/Cat_Girl/

How is this not considered porn even without a secret patch?

in the dark of the night, villainous forces made off with a precious jewel. the thief with the heart of gold, SILVER CAT ~serendipitous fortune~ hears the news that the treasure, "EMERALD QUEEN," has been stolen.
she departed at once for the ill-famed :whip:BLACK ROSE MANSION:gooncamp:. however, a dastardly trap had been laid for her and she was captured.
thvsly, the fate of this silver maiden was ******************.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Wooooah. Looking at the screenshots for other game(s) the dev did that are released.... Porn. Porn everywhere. And decent card prices.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Justin_Brett posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686180/Cat_Girl/

How is this not considered porn even without a secret patch?

From the same publisher as that and the same dev as dark elf:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/680320/The_Heiress/ :nws:

Not posting this because "lol boobs" but because the screenshots they use are all clearly just screenshots of a video lol



Also that's the same publisher who made that one game where the banner ad was just a butt and the game got taken down and they had to change it to something more work safe.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Aug 9, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

The White Dragon posted:

in the dark of the night, villainous forces made off with a precious jewel. the thief with the heart of gold, SILVER CAT ~serendipitous fortune~ hears the news that the treasure, "EMERALD QUEEN," has been stolen.
she departed at once for the ill-famed :whip:BLACK ROSE MANSION:gooncamp:. however, a dastardly trap had been laid for her and she was captured.
thvsly, the fate of this silver maiden was ******************.

Ok now accurately translate the part further on down because I did the autotranslate thing and I just wanna know if they really included fuckin waterboarding lmao

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
look man if it says waterboarding it fuckin says waterboarding ok :v:

like it means it close enough but it's japanese style waterboarding like forced imbibement. whatever that entails thanks game.

e: lmao i just saw hitoinu, punishment by dog-man

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Aug 9, 2017

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Sounds like someone has a video to make.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


FirstAidKite posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/680320/The_Heiress/ :nws:

Not posting this because "lol boobs" but because the screenshots they use are all clearly just screenshots of a video lol
Anime anatomy.jpg:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I get that the artist probably doesn't care because they're just trying to draw porn for cash but it annoys me that their attempts to draw sheen on bodies just makes them look like they've got awful blisters/pimples/what-have-you

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
One of the page's screenshots has tits literally facing opposite directions from each other with about a foot between them.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

One of the page's screenshots has tits literally facing opposite directions from each other with about a foot between them.

Tell me more about the feet.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I have a longstanding gimmick of putting all the terrible anime games on my wishlist, but this straight-up porn stuff is taking all the fun out of it.

Also my wishlist now has so much dreck it's hard to use for the things I actually want.

edit: am I missing something or does "SakuraGames" not even bother translating their products?

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LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

Anarch posted:

New patch for Grimoire is out!


sounds about right

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