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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frankenfreak posted:

Pictured: Andre The Giant (r.) and James Ellsworth, Sr.

Holy poo poo

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

sportsgenius86 posted:

To this day I cannot believe there was a large population of women who looked at Robert Gibson and thought "wow, I'd love to gently caress that"

Finally got his eyeball straight in that photo but now he's pointing crooked. Alas.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat










That's not a cell phone, Paul.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"Who is that? I don't know enough Joshi today." *reverse image searches* "No, Google, you are lying to me!"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Assume it's Bull? :swoon:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat








ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012



Sid's jaunty flip flops are the best part of this image.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

St Evan Echoes posted:

Assume it's Bull? :swoon:
It is.
Luger and Rude?

ecavalli posted:

Sid's jaunty flip flops are the best part of this image.
At least they're color coordinated with the rest of his outfite. Vader's white shoes on the other hand...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

frankenfreak posted:

Luger and Rude?

Ravishing Narcissists would be such a good tag team.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



frankenfreak posted:

At least they're color coordinated with the rest of his outfite. Vader's white shoes on the other hand...

Vader doesn't coordinate his shoes with his outfit, he coordinates them with his Castle.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

sportsgenius86 posted:

To this day I cannot believe there was a large population of women who looked at Robert Gibson and thought "wow, I'd love to gently caress that"

Don't forget that large population of women was mostly in the midwest and south, so...

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

ecavalli posted:

Sid's jaunty flip flops are the best part of this image.

Bring your ring gear......but also some comfortable kicks too.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

frankenfreak posted:

Luger and Rude?

Lugar :eng101:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjCjPIMYGMY

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

ecavalli posted:

Sid's jaunty flip flops are the best part of this image.

I was trying to decide if it was the flipflops or the generic "I'm a texas oil millionaire!" guy in the background. I think the flipflops win because the rich guy is also not coordinating his footwear for the rest of his clothes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sum Mors posted:

I was trying to decide if it was the flipflops or the generic "I'm a texas oil millionaire!" guy in the background. I think the flipflops win because the rich guy is also not coordinating his footwear for the rest of his clothes.

Colonel Parker



He's more of a fried chicken magnate you see.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Push El Burrito posted:

Colonel Parker



He's more of a fried chicken magnate you see.

According to the Kayfabe Commentary shoots I've seen he has a massive dong.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Grant DaNasty posted:

According to the Kayfabe Commentary shoots I've seen he has a massive dong.

The New Wrestling Dick Pic Thread









Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Push El Burrito posted:

The New Wrestling Dick Pic Thread



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSVmsrJEzk

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Vince definitely changed his glute routine over the years.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat


Kerry has his mom's mouth, his dad's nose, and his mom's hair.









frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Rusev looking good.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

frankenfreak posted:

Rusev looking good.

That's actually his predecessor Punished 'Venom' Rusev

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Grant DaNasty posted:

According to the Kayfabe Commentary shoots I've seen he has a massive dong.

Uncle Ulty
Dec 12, 2006

Represent.

Years after he went out to go get cigarettes and never returned, I think we just found Dean Ambrose's missing dad.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


Ain't he great

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Jeff had lovely hair...

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

CoolCat posted:

Jeff had lovely hair...



Jesus christ I know it was supposed to be a bad, but my god what a truly horrendous outfit.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Wazzu posted:

Jesus christ I know it was supposed to be a bad, but my god what a truly horrendous outfit.

marty's not much better its like they got a bulk discount of 80s workout clothes.

ReebTop
May 17, 2003

Wazzu posted:

Jesus christ I know it was supposed to be a bad, but my god what a truly horrendous outfit.

Best part is the "necktie" strap. What was even the point of that getup? Like, how did it work with his gimmick aside from being God awful?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wazzu posted:

Jesus christ I know it was supposed to be a bad, but my god what a truly horrendous outfit.
Marty at least has the excuse that he's basically still doing the 80s Rockers gimmick. Jeff has no excuse.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Wasnt he heel back then? If so thats a great getup.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I actually really enjoyed the JJ vignettes. I wish intro vignettes were a thing they still did for singles guys. I think the last singles guy they debuted that way was Del Rio.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

There was an entire generation of wrestlers that looked at the Rock'n'Roll express and said "I wanna look like that." I blame cocaine and head injuries.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat










dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

a TEN PACK :aaa: :vince:

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Dragon Gate would have been Vince's wet dream if they were taller.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I'm more concerned about the zillion postits he's got going. Are they all links to promising hands?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Why the hell is he creepin on Mark Henry's son???

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This guy is gonna get fired from the hand watching factory and it's all your fault.

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