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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

GodspeedSphere posted:

I first heard this used about a year ago in the hushed tones of someone who knew it was a dirty cuss word but was so chucklefuck-non-PC that they dared say it in an all white workspace in a 92% white rural county.
friend of the family Toes! Chuckle chuckle. Old people racism is so baffling, but this lady was like 40-45 and coupled with the fact that I'd never heard it before just meant I was in for an education.

I remember calling them motherfuckers because they were a bitch and half to crack. Apologies to bitches of any gender.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I found out listening to The Dollop that the childrens game "Telephone", where you say something to one person and then they pass it on to the next person over and over, is know as "Chinese Whispers" in australia.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Besesoth posted:

Hey, remember how last week an anonymous Google employee posted an anti-diversity manifesto?

His name's James Damore, and he's been straight-up fired.

Sounds like it was a matter of time before he got his rear end fired and what hill he wanted to die on to make it so. Honestly, I'd love to read the memo to see how hosed up it is. Also, it sounds like Google not only canned him for being a jackass but also giving the government more evidence for discriminatory pay practices as well.

In short, this guy was a dumbass for so many reasons and he destroyed his own career.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

In short, this guy was a dumbass for so many reasons and he destroyed his own career.

Fox News probably needs a tech correspondent, right?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Sounds like it was a matter of time before he got his rear end fired and what hill he wanted to die on to make it so. Honestly, I'd love to read the memo to see how hosed up it is. Also, it sounds like Google not only canned him for being a jackass but also giving the government more evidence for discriminatory pay practices as well.

In short, this guy was a dumbass for so many reasons and he destroyed his own career.

https://gizmodo.com/exclusive-heres-the-full-10-page-anti-diversity-screed-1797564320



GrandpaPants posted:

Fox News probably needs a tech correspondent, right?

Nick Robinson might be looking for a new job soon.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I found out listening to The Dollop that the childrens game "Telephone", where you say something to one person and then they pass it on to the next person over and over, is know as "Chinese Whispers" in australia.

And?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I found out listening to The Dollop that the childrens game "Telephone", where you say something to one person and then they pass it on to the next person over and over, is know as "Chinese Whispers" in australia.

Not just Australia.

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

you're right, absorutery nothing wong with that
________________________/

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
When face painting gets ugly...er.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQyopbBey9w

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!




drat. Speaking as an artist my gut reaction was that she wanted him to raise his rates so people would value their work more as a whole. Imagine getting $80 for two hours of non-stop hyped-up children and progressively drunker adults demanding specific face paints, and not just a simple "here's a heart on your cheek" but full-on candy skulls and tiger faces. I volunteered to do face-painting and kids can be picky and their parents overbearing, I wouldn't do that poo poo again for that little money.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

I, Butthole posted:

you're right, absorutery nothing wong with that
________________________/


I don't think you "get" the game of telephone

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/ChrisGSGray/status/894575728238485508

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

So I guess 'Chinese' is a slur now. :confused:

I think I'll go order some takeout in-the-style-as-served-in-the-nation-of-china

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Neither celestial nor a kingdom.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Slugnoid posted:

So I guess 'Chinese' is a slur now. :confused:

I think I'll go order some takeout in-the-style-as-served-in-the-nation-of-china

I assume it's "chinese whispers" because broken chinese english and the l/r thing lead to "hilarious" mishearings and end results, but that's just a guess. We call it "silent post".

e: yup:

quote:

Historians trace Westerners' use of the word Chinese to denote "confusion" and "incomprehensibility" to the earliest contacts between Europeans and Chinese people in the 17th century, and attribute it to Europeans' inability to understand China's culture and worldview. Using the phrase "Chinese whispers" suggested a belief that the Chinese language itself is not understandable.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Since the video game griefing thread is closed down and I can't think of anywhere else to put this, DanielFromSL just dropped an update and it is glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

gschmidl posted:

I assume it's "chinese whispers" because broken chinese english and the l/r thing lead to "hilarious" mishearings and end results, but that's just a guess. We call it "silent post".

The wiki page explains it pretty well. Basically it's the same context as "it's all Greek to me".

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Weatherman posted:

The wiki page explains it pretty well. Basically it's the same context as "it's all Greek to me".

Yeah, I added the quote above. "It's all Greek to me", in German, is "it's all train station to me".

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

TopHatGenius posted:

Since the video game griefing thread is closed down and I can't think of anywhere else to put this, DanielFromSL just dropped an update and it is glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

This is straight-up incredible

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVaZwJn-ZcM

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

Elkyrie posted:

Guess where I live! :downs:

Belgium is real great at the European "no no, it's not racist I swer" play with great examples being people getting mad at not being able to call the chocolate mallow treat posted up-thread "friend of the family tits" anymore, the yearly Zwarte Piet/Black Pete racist or not discussion; and the hands of course.

I'm Belgian and I'd never heard of 'Antwerpse handen', they must be very local. I imagine they are a reference to the legend of how the city of Antwerp supposedly got its name (guy cuts hand of a giant and throws it away), but still that is probably not the best thing to sell given our colonial history.

Also gently caress zwarte piet and all his apologists.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Weatherman posted:

The wiki page explains it pretty well. Basically it's the same context as "it's all Greek to me".

At least in that case, Danes are only racist against the Swiss canton of Chur. Or anyway we used to say kaudervælsk (Kauderwelsch) about incomprehensible languages. Now volapyk after the constructed language Volapük is more common I think.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ha ha ha ha ha

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

TopHatGenius posted:

Since the video game griefing thread is closed down and I can't think of anywhere else to put this, DanielFromSL just dropped an update and it is glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

There is a new-ish open thread here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764286


Edit: Never mind, that got archived.

Rectus has a new favorite as of 10:19 on Aug 8, 2017

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

kanonvandekempen posted:

I'm Belgian and I'd never heard of 'Antwerpse handen', they must be very local. I imagine they are a reference to the legend of how the city of Antwerp supposedly got its name (guy cuts hand of a giant and throws it away), but still that is probably not the best thing to sell given our colonial history.

Also gently caress zwarte piet and all his apologists.

Antwerpse Handjes are one of those things the city's tourist dept tries to push, but I dont know any other people in Antwerp who are into it. It's just chocolate in a hand shape ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

The origin of it was indeed explained to me as being the Antigoon legend (lmbo), but given our colonial history it's kinda dubious.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

TopHatGenius posted:

Since the video game griefing thread is closed down and I can't think of anywhere else to put this, DanielFromSL just dropped an update and it is glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

holy poo poo ive never seen someone put so much effort into trolling random gamers. that's a pro loving click

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Slugnoid posted:

holy poo poo ive never seen someone put so much effort into trolling random gamers. that's a pro loving click

There's a whole community of weird impossible puzzle maps for half-life, its weird poo poo

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
A theme park where you can shoot furries? I don't think it could have been any better.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Sarcopenia posted:

Yeah the neger thing is weirdly derisive in the black community. Personally I'm in the camp of if you have to cover your mouth and stop yourself mid sentence to ask me if it's okay to use a word, maybe you just shouldn't use it.

There's nothing like having people talk to your mom who speaks 5 languages like she's a baby because she mixed up he and she for a second.


Here's a picture of a popular theme park ride in the Africa Land section of Djurs Sommerland. It's called "The Hottentot Carousel" also known as "The Cannibal Pots".

"But it's like totally so not racist you guys because unlike the Americans we thought that black people were so gross that we only enslaved and sold them super far away from us... Unless we exhibited them like animals that is of course." :downs:
-Multiple white Danes I've met.

Well, uh... this reminded me of this attraction in de Efteling, probably the most popular theme park in the Netherlands. It's a teacup ride called... Monsieur Cannibale.

It has been around for decades. Originally it didn't have a roof, somehow its addition makes it look even worse.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 10:38 on Aug 8, 2017

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

gschmidl posted:

I assume it's "chinese whispers" because broken chinese english and the l/r thing lead to "hilarious" mishearings and end results, but that's just a guess. We call it "silent post".

e: yup:

It was named by the people who thought this was funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7hSGTsxEoY

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

gschmidl posted:

Yeah, I added the quote above. "It's all Greek to me", in German, is "it's all train station to me".

Here's a handy chart: "The directed graph of stereotypical incomprehensibility"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/lSS9ZUT.gifv

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha Danish ain't even on there

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Karate Bastard posted:

Haha Danish ain't even on there

On the apex of infinity


------------->dutch


Beyond lies danish

Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 13:17 on Aug 8, 2017

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Karate Bastard posted:

Haha Danish ain't even on there

Or German. We also have "seems spanish to me", though.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

This is Australia, isn't it.

The schadenfreude is on us that we have the least amount of UV protection of basically any country in the world thanks to various things in the ionosphere coupled with decades of ozone depletion, but we ignore it to the tune of 2 out of 3 Australians being diagnosed with skin cancer in their lifetimes.

We don't actually have the highest rates of skin cancer because I guess we're not quite as white as we used to be. The highest rates of skin cancer death actually belong to those stalwarts of racial purity, the Danes.

White people just aren't made for this planet, sad to say

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

TopHatGenius posted:

Since the video game griefing thread is closed down and I can't think of anywhere else to put this, DanielFromSL just dropped an update and it is glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

came to post this. I love it so much. It's clear that some of the folks are in on it (one of the dudes I'm pretty sure was Farmer John) but that doesn't ruin it or anything. If anything it makes you empathize with the folks at the end who are questioning who is real and who's a bot.

He's transcended griefing into narrative art.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Apropos ugly facepaint and languages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9kif_LP6WM

Little boy directs how he wants his face painted and his biggest request is that it has to look cool.
At the end he repeatedly says "It doesn't look cool. It doesn't look cool at all"

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

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