Destiny 2 Console Thread: Just eat his ass you bitch

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Legs Benedict posted:

that's what u put in a tequila sunrise

i'll put you in the tequila sunrise

# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:58

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:18

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

here's some fuckin news

https://twitter.com/PopTartsUS/status/894588969232420868

DOUBLE XP POPTARTS BITCH

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:34

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

the fruit filling was inside you all along

become legendarily tosted eating these toaster pasteries

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:35

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

AAB posted:

here's some fuckin news

https://twitter.com/PopTartsUS/status/894588969232420868

DOUBLE XP POPTARTS BITCH

GET HYPE SO HAPPY TO SEE BUNGIE HYPING THEIR PRODUCT

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:36

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

2x xp and 2x poptarts to a pack. illuminati @ bungo confirmed

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:36

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

please like and subscribe deez consumer goods,

gently caress

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:36

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

lol destiny couldn't even get a Cheetos partnership

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:40

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Can't wait to consume pop tarts and drink rock star while I play soccer at the farm while our fireteam decides who to kick in order to play some PvE

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:41

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Same

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:42

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Rockstar is disgusting but hell yeah I can eat some pop tarts

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:48

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

I hope they make special branded ones filled with the sludge that oozes out of Eris' eyes

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:49

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

I might buy some for the office and watch all my coworkers succumb to diabetes for the sake of xp boosts

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:49

Astoundingly Ugly Baby: Mar 22, 2006; "...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I hope I can get just plain Des2ny Pop-Tarts. The ones with icing are bad.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:21

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I'm about to lead a strike on some brown sugar cinnamon p-tarts myself.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:22

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I hope I can get just plain Des2ny Pop-Tarts. The ones with icing are bad.

I feel like I looked at the nutritional info on Pop-Tarts once and the ones sans icing had one more gram of sugar than those with lol

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:41

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

cvnvcnv posted:

I feel like I looked at the nutritional info on Pop-Tarts once and the ones sans icing had one more gram of sugar than those with lol

The unfrosted varieties of pop-tarts often have the same exact amount of calories as the frosted kind, which is nothing short of miraculous.

The pop-tart itself is a marvel of food engineering. How they manage to pack 400 calories into something the size of a deck of cards I have no idea, but it's impressive nonetheless.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:43

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

AAB posted:

the fruit filling was inside you all along

become legendarily tosted eating these toaster pasteries

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# ? Aug 7, 2017 20:52

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

moist turtleneck posted:

Same

# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:31

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Nice

# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:18

Roman: Aug 8, 2002

exquisite tea posted:

The unfrosted varieties of pop-tarts often have the same exact amount of calories as the frosted kind, which is nothing short of miraculous.
The pop-tart itself is a marvel of food engineering. How they manage to pack 400 calories into something the size of a deck of cards I have no idea, but it's impressive nonetheless.

It is when you consider a deep fried Twinkie has only 220 calories. It is healthier to give your kid a deep fried Twinkie for breakfast than a pop tart

# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:22

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Unless your kid is in a bulking phase, obviously

# ? Aug 7, 2017 22:36

CheeseFactory: May 12, 2009; MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

Pop tarts eh.

Think i would rather just give Tess my money. Not that I'm giving that silver hungry bi-arch my hard earned.

Unless she sells Last Word. :getin:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 23:30

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Pop tarts are poo poo. Gimme some codes for drinking beers. Id have about 50 in two weeks.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 23:47

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

The motorcycle(s?) in Rockstar's giveaway are Husqvarna 701 Supermotos. Really not a bad Thumper-biek from what I'm told???

# ? Aug 7, 2017 23:48

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

BlindSite posted:

Pop tarts are poo poo. Gimme some codes for drinking beers. Id have about 50 in two weeks.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 23:54

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

BlindSite posted:

Pop tarts are poo poo. Gimme some codes for drinking beers. Id have about 50 in two weeks.

this right here is what we call "weak poo poo"

# ? Aug 7, 2017 23:56

tqilamknbrd: Jun 6, 2009; your circumcision honestly disgusts me

i'm ready to quite possibly die for this game but i'd prefer to win a new bike

# ? Aug 8, 2017 00:48

CheeseFactory: May 12, 2009; MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

BlindSite posted:

Pop tarts are poo poo. Gimme some codes for drinking beers. Id have about 50 in two weeks.

To bad they ain't giving codes for sucking dick :smug:

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:03

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

the good fax machine posted:

I hope they make special branded ones filled with the sludge that oozes out of Eris' eyes

I know what I'm asking satan for

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:08

Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

CheeseFactory posted:

To bad they ain't giving codes for sucking dick

Yeah that's honestly a shame

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:10

Hulk Krogan: Mar 25, 2005

CheeseFactory posted:

To bad they ain't giving codes for sucking dick

Your mom plays Destiny?

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:23

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

Waffle House posted:

Facebook officially trolling me with analytics:

Oh hey! Someone found a Totoro thing that hasn't been linked to me twenty times already!

Also if anyone is bored I have some words about Moana I'd like to share.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 01:41

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

CheeseFactory posted:

Hello, here’s a pretty neat idea for Bungie in the new social space- The Farm.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, why do we need fishing? Well, I’ll tell you. It adds a factor of fun and excitement, especially when you catch something cool. Here’s how it can be planned out

A fishing vendor, a robot with your average fishing gear and hat called FLY-F1SH3R will arrive at the pond. He sells fishing rods and bait. The bait costs glimmer or legendary marks. Of course, the legendary mark bait will be higher quality and has the potential to fish up better loot. There are 3 rods you can buy...

Tier 1 Rod- Hard Wood, breaks after 15 casts
Tier 2 Rod- Steel, breaks after 30 casts
Tier 3 Rod- Reinforced Steel, breaks after 50 casts

The rods will be unlocked via catching loot/items/fish for FLY-F1SH3R in quests. At the end of his quest line, he gives you his exotic heavy gun called “The Whalebane”, it’s a harpoon gun that holds up to 4 harpoons.

The Whalebane is an exotic heavy weapon, and it’s the only Harpoon Gun in the game. Its damage type is Arc, and its exotic perk allows for all 4 harpoons to be shot at once by holding the reload button. The harpoons will however have a decent sized spread, and do some less damage.

After the quest line, you can still fish for loot and fish. FLY-F1SH3R will still buy your fish for glimmer, which you can use to buy more bait.

To keep people motivated to fishing, there will be rare fish in the pond. These fish sell for LEGENDARY MARKS. Yes, these are worth quite a bounty and FLY-F1SH3R will gladly take them off your hands. All of your catches will be recorded in your fishing book, along with the date where you caught the fish.

The loot pool of the Pond consists of weapons (No heavy weapons), boxes of glimmer, unique consumables, and fish.

There will be 6 docks that guardians can fish off of.

So, that’s my idea. I hope you guys enjoy it .

Just thought of another idea, fishing bounties! Such as catch 50 fish, catch a rare fish, or even catch-of-the-week bounties!

Ideas for consumables listed below-

1. Essence of Luck, increased chance of reeling in a Rare Fish

2. Essence of Power, infinite casts for the next 3 minutes

3. Essence of Fortune, increased chance of reeling in a box of glimmer

4. Essence of Venture, increased chance of reeling in a quest item (stops dropping after fishing quest line is finished)

I'm going to make a clan called Fat Anglers Group (FAG) for those who want to join

I'm quoting this for posterity.... For reasons.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 15:19

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

CheeseFactory posted:

Sounds like you need new friends.

Tell me, what are your thoughts on the hit animated film, Moana?

And this one too..... For reasons.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 15:23

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Walt Disney Animation Status: Frozen still better than Moana.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 16:52

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

limaCAT posted:

Walt Disney Animation Status: Frozen still better than Moana.

Uhhhhhhhhh NOPE

# ? Aug 8, 2017 17:15

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Crucible trailer

https://youtu.be/hMUJ61jT4eY

# ? Aug 8, 2017 17:53

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

cvnvcnv posted:

Crucible trailer

https://youtu.be/hMUJ61jT4eY

Some good-rear end Fatboy Slim use here

# ? Aug 8, 2017 18:11

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Lol that trailer is hella false advertising imho

# ? Aug 8, 2017 18:29

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:18

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

ugh seeing the new pew pew emote in action makes me want to get the digital deluxe version but I already got the regular one

# ? Aug 8, 2017 18:37

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