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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Haier posted:

Chinese players only care about spergy numbers games and anything with a clear competitive nature. They don't like good games, and the Chinese that speak English don't even want to bother playing English games even if AAA, so it's not like Steam disappearing for these people is going to matter.
I got my boss to use Steam to buy some to Hidden Object games for her daughter. The only option was to use Union Pay, and it was like "We will have your game available after 2-5 days when we make sure you're not cheating us out of money."

But the New York Times said that Chinese payment systems are the best.

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tencent marketplace is just going to be ports of mobile games that are knockoffs of AAA titles with added micro-transactions

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

But the New York Times said that Chinese payment systems are the best.

For China-to-China transactions, sure.


For the gaming news, I don't know which outcome to support: on one hand, Asian gamers can be toxic as gently caress as a result of netcafé transience, and 400 ping in real time games is loving rude. On the other hand, gaming is good and exposing China to things not-Chinese is the smallest foot in the door to change, but it's better than nothing.

But gently caress the idea of handling Chinese gaming with Mickey Mao kid gloves.



As an aside, skeletons are not allowed in Chinagames, but how do actual mainlanders react to them, real or fictitious?

Mistle fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Aug 8, 2017

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Adults born in this century will refuse to enter a room someone died in or do anything in fours. Superstition is the still the norm in China and skeletons remind them of death

Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Aug 8, 2017

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Mistle posted:

For China-to-China transactions, sure.


For the gaming news, I don't know which outcome to support: on one hand, Asian gamers can be toxic as gently caress as a result of netcafé transience, and 400 ping in real time games is loving rude. On the other hand, gaming is good and exposing China to things not-Chinese is the smallest foot in the door to change, but it's better than nothing.



Gaming isnt good its just digital opium

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Haier posted:

Chinese players only care about spergy numbers games and anything with a clear competitive nature. They don't like good games, and the Chinese that speak English don't even want to bother playing English games even if AAA, so it's not like Steam disappearing for these people is going to matter.
I got my boss to use Steam to buy some to Hidden Object games for her daughter. The only option was to use Union Pay, and it was like "We will have your game available after 2-5 days when we make sure you're not cheating us out of money."

Most kids I know just go to the 7-11 and buy steam cards or MasterCard gift cards in HK. Are those not a thing in Chinese 7-11s?

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

I always loved the Chinese magic the gathering cards where they "censored" skeletons by making them into zombies. Like, how is that any better?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Duckbag posted:

I always loved the Chinese magic the gathering cards where they "censored" skeletons by making them into zombies. Like, how is that any better?

Its not, but as discussed these rules exist to target specific companies and make it harder for them to compete/exist in china. Theyre only sensible in that context.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
tbf im with the chinese. skellingtons give me the heebie jeebies!

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

simplefish posted:

Most kids I know just go to the 7-11 and buy steam cards or MasterCard gift cards in HK. Are those not a thing in Chinese 7-11s?
I only go to 711 to get slurpees, but I have not seen anything like that. I am not saying it doesn't exist, but when it comes to payment options, HK and China are two worlds apart.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

tbf im with the chinese. skellingtons give me the heebie jeebies!

I've got some bad news for you...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
:stare:

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Fauxtool posted:

Adults born in this century will refuse to enter a room someone died in or do anything in fours. Superstition is the still the norm in China and skeletons remind them of death

Please point out to them there is a good chance someone has died in pretty much every room in china.

Also how does china react to the US 25c coin? Is it both good (money) and bad (4)?

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

simplefish posted:

Most kids I know just go to the 7-11 and buy steam cards or MasterCard gift cards in HK. Are those not a thing in Chinese 7-11s?

back when i played world of warcraft on china servers in shanghai id go to lawsons/family mart and buy time cards using whatever the shop supported

so, like, the model exists, or did

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


JaucheCharly posted:

As we previously learned, it's not so much the size of the dish, but the quality of the detector that matters. And in our case, that box is probably filled with rats.

The big dish thing is just old technology. You get much better results by having multiple smaller dishes working together spread over a large area.

Every high school boy I've taught uses Steam, trying to block it here would cause a huge surge in VPN use.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Haier posted:

I only go to 711 to get slurpees, but I have not seen anything like that. I am not saying it doesn't exist, but when it comes to payment options, HK and China are two worlds apart.

Yeah I know, thats why i was asking and wanted to be clear my experience was of hk

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Yeah, loving with the distractions of tens of millions of unmarriageable military-age misanthropes is a good idea.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

VideoTapir posted:

Yeah, loving with the distractions of tens of millions of unmarriageable military-age misanthropes is a good idea.

There's not that many goons

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
imagine a nation of goons and that's china

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Darkman Fanpage posted:

imagine a nation of goons and that's china
This really is true. The average Mainland male has more in common in terms of social skills, hobbies, and thoughts about government and society with pre-2010 goonlords than not.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/shanghaiist/status/894900212757483520

This was that movie where a ton of them die storming some entrenched Americans or something, right? lol

67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/shanghaiist/status/894900212757483520

This was that movie where a ton of them die storming some entrenched Americans or something, right? lol

Watched the first one a few days back as per thread's recommendation, some top-grade inferiority complex on show.
"You think your crack squad of commandoes can just walk into our country during a training exercise? Well let's see how all 7 of you deal with our entire loving army." Also there's a secret bioweapon engineered to wipe out all (Han) Chinese. Oh and in the final showdown our hero Faces down a bunch of 'Nam-era Vietcong, who cower before his shouting "What now, what now huh?" while backed up by 3 attack helicopters.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Double Monocle posted:

Please point out to them there is a good chance someone has died in pretty much every room in china.


Not really, given how little interest there is in preserving old buildings instead of tearing them down and building new.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

67 and still making love posted:

Watched the first one a few days back as per thread's recommendation, some top-grade inferiority complex on show.
"You think your crack squad of commandoes can just walk into our country during a training exercise? Well let's see how all 7 of you deal with our entire loving army." Also there's a secret bioweapon engineered to wipe out all (Han) Chinese. Oh and in the final showdown our hero Faces down a bunch of 'Nam-era Vietcong, who cower before his shouting "What now, what now huh?" while backed up by 3 attack helicopters.

The true heroes of the story were defeated.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Blistex posted:

You can probably find it with google, but basically there was this one head archaeologist who ran the whole show in Egypt, and any findings that happened in the country had to have his name on them and go through his official interpretation of what they meant. Failure to follow his rules meant that your university was blackballed from the country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zahi_Hawass#Relationships_with_other_archaeologists (this guy)

Archaeological monopolizers are the lowest level of scum in the primordial soup. They are quite honestly some of the worst human beings in the world- extremely sexually exploitative towards students and staff, totally ruin the entire discipline for others because they think they own loving everything they're interested in and limit others' access to knowledge, they feel justified in rewriting history and are highly suspectible to confirmation bias, and they limit the amount of fieldwork trained archaeologists can do by exploiting cheap native and/or undergraduate labor (read: undergrads do it for free and will also pay you for the privilege!) See also: Jack Horner, David Begun.

Then again, if I were an Egyptian archaeologist Well, I AM, but not in the way I mean it here, I'd be pretty drat set on my country's material culture not being stolen and co-opted by other nations anymore.

Also, a creationism museum found my LinkedIn and suggested I apply for a position as a staff archaeologist :laffo: I'm broke, but I ain't that broke.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse


Quick, rote memorize the classics, you worthless fucks.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

VideoTapir posted:

Yeah, loving with the distractions of tens of millions of unmarriageable military-age misanthropes is a good idea.

If my experiences with mainlanders on steam is indicative half of them get on just to try to annoy westerners anyway so honestly the CCP probably just figures this will work out for them by giving them more free Twitter trolls.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Also, a creationism museum found my LinkedIn and suggested I apply for a position as a staff archaeologist :laffo: I'm broke, but I ain't that broke.

poo poo man do it, maybe you'll find the ark of the covenant. Or noah's ark. Why are they always arks?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Get that job and show them how baby's are made

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

67 and still making love posted:

Watched the first one a few days back as per thread's recommendation, some top-grade inferiority complex on show.
"You think your crack squad of commandoes can just walk into our country during a training exercise? Well let's see how all 7 of you deal with our entire loving army." Also there's a secret bioweapon engineered to wipe out all (Han) Chinese. Oh and in the final showdown our hero Faces down a bunch of 'Nam-era Vietcong, who cower before his shouting "What now, what now huh?" while backed up by 3 attack helicopters.

lol

quote:

The wildly popular "Wolf Warriors 2" boasts the ominous tagline "whoever offends China will be hunted down no matter how far away they are," and millions of Chinese cinema-goers have lapped it up since the movie's release less than two weeks ago.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
india's doing alright after making chinar lose face lol

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Gonna watch Wolf Warriors 2 to see Chinar's Special Forces very handsurm man kill blacks and unnamed country citizens.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Darkman Fanpage posted:

india's doing alright after making chinar lose face lol

virtually everyone that isn't se asia is doing alright after making chinar lose face and even then it's a mixed bag (they had to show cowardly vietnamese because lol)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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how does this compare to ip man in terms of nationalist trash

probably worse because iirc when it came time for ip man to fight an american he was fought to a standstill

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

communism bitch posted:

poo poo man do it, maybe you'll find the ark of the covenant. Or noah's ark. Why are they always arks?

I hear Mormons have inadvertently uncovered a lot of cool Mesoamerican stuff while looking for the made up cities that never existed.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/shanghaiist/status/894900212757483520

This was that movie where a ton of them die storming some entrenched Americans or something, right? lol

A chinese movie breaks records every year at this time. Its when all foreign films are banned to give chinese movies a chance by removing any competition.

The only time a chinese movie does better than a Hollywood one is when they arent allowed to compete.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

P-Mack posted:

I hear Mormons have inadvertently uncovered a lot of cool Mesoamerican stuff while looking for the made up cities that never existed.

And then do their best to claim those peoples were actually Jews.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
To say nothing of the "sold out theaters" propaganda that's happened before. Though in this instance, the government face and nationalist pride would "encourage" that practice more than just profits, especialy if cajoled by the Party.

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fojar38 posted:

how does this compare to ip man in terms of nationalist trash

probably worse because iirc when it came time for ip man to fight an american he was fought to a standstill

Man of Taichi was a weird as hell pro China movie that ends in a Ki attack and a villian whose final words are equally weird. It even promotes poor behaviour as a virtue in China. The fights are pretty terrible as they are overly choreographed, go on for way too long and the protagonist almost never take any damage of any kind.

Don't watch it even ironically as it is just a bad movie.

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