Current Events August 2017: A Song of Tweets and Fire

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Stultus Maximus posted:

Gorka's a Nazi, a fraudulent blowhard, and a moron.

Rumsfeld was a evangelical religious nutbag who tried to launch a Discount Holy Crusade while cutting defense budgets and committing war crimes.

I'd say they're about tied.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:15

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Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

BigDave posted:

Rumsfeld was a evangelical religious nutbag who tried to launch a Discount Holy Crusade while cutting defense budgets and committing war crimes.

I'd say they're about tied.

Gorka would be out killing people in the street if Donnie told him it was ok. Rummy is a loving moron but nowhere near that far gone.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:21

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

I look forward to the opioid epidemic accelerating.

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/895002109363585024

Doesn't help that they can't spell opioid either.

https://twitter.com/politiCOHEN_/status/895000919678627842

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:24

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Yes because decades of "no good, really bad for you" clearly works

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:29

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

shyduck posted:

Yes because decades of "no good, really bad for you" clearly works

Just say No to your doctor!

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:30

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Put down that needle and grab some McDonalds and pussy. That's an endorsement right there.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:33

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:38

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Piell posted:

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

What's a good brand of sun glasses, I might suddenly need them for no particular reason.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:40

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

It's now a dickwaving contest and Donnie has an innie.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:40

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Huh, guess I probably should hold off on moving to one of the coasts for a while then...

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:44

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Well, there are ways to solve a post Kim-regime North Korea, and one of those ways is "what humanitarian problem?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKUeIEdRMY

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:45

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

So I guess I don't need to worry about flights to the us next year

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:46

Prop Wash: Jun 12, 2010

Piell posted:

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

It sounds suspiciously like something KJU would say

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:54

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/894979350055059456

I.....

Oh I'm sure they'll show the exact same amount of restraint next time a white cop kills an unarmed black man. Just like they have every time so far. Can't speculate, just let the facts come out.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:55

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

Piell posted:

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

finally, something worth masturbating to

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:56

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Just a reminder. Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Nagasaki bombing.

Maybe North Korea is planning a celebration.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:57

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Piell posted:

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

That sounds like something Decker would say

# ? Aug 8, 2017 20:57

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Piell posted:

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

ah yes, the "YOU BETTER NOT!!!" way of doing it...

it always works.

Prop Wash posted:

It sounds suspiciously like something KJU would say

i'm willing to bet if you polled a bunch of trump supporters (or really anyone, but Trump supporters specifically) and said "what do you think Trump's response to this statement by KJU should be?" and read them that statement verbatim, they would say how unhinged it is.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:01

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/895011353961922565

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Blind Rasputin posted:

Well that's cool and good. Have the achieved re-entry vehicle success yet? My understanding is that's the hard part.

There are a lot of hard parts, and that's the last loving one. Stop pretending this is NBD.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:05

Defenestrategy: Oct 24, 2010

Pesticide20 posted:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/895011353961922565

Hahaha.... Ha....

:stonk:

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:13

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

DOOOOOOM

DOOOOOOOOOOOM

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:20

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Stultus Maximus posted:

Gorka's a Nazi, a fraudulent blowhard, and a moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbQx0NTV4TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdINAnBf0U

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:24

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Handsome Ralph posted:

Also, I would eat that garbage pizza over Papa John's poo poo pizza any day of the week.

Same.

The Little Caesars founder was actually a decent person. He even paid for Rosa Parks' rent when she was threatened with eviction.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/02/15/us/mike-ilitch-rosa-parks-trnd/index.html

For that action alone, his pizza tastes better.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:25

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Piell posted:

We're all dead. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/895003779363373056

I hope I can still shitpost in hell.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:42

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

tastefully arranged labia posted:

This is some great tech for pizza nobody wants.

This is the best pizza I can get.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:43

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

tastefully arranged labia posted:

This is some great tech for pizza nobody wants.

It's like Coors Light with their cans.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:46

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I'm a skilled machine operator they can't possiblly automate and if they do it will just make my life easier cause I'll have to just moniter the equipment. Also MGS5 is coming true.

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/894940416931319808

The Forever War is coming

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:47

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Pesticide20 posted:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/895011353961922565

For those too lazy to click, it was this tweet
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/464251796354269184
I was 50/50 whether it was that or this one.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/373743492151136256
Florida is the only place NK probably can't hit yet, so an irritating side effect of Trump's frequent golf trips is he very likely won't die in a nuclear first strike.
edit: forgot about this one
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/488841069451149312

Gobbeldygook fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Aug 8, 2017

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:47

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Surely the main threat for best korea going hot is not the norks themselves it's dropping a hot fissile load on the chinese troops who'll be immediately rushing in to secure a buffer zone for their border?

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Godholio posted:

This is the best pizza I can get.

Not if you buy a pizza stone

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:51

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Trump 2017: They will be met with the fire unlike the world has ever seen before!

Trump 2020: Yes I know a stalker died! It had to happen sooner or later!

# ? Aug 8, 2017 21:54

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Man doesn't look particularly in control here
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/895007616291799040

# ? Aug 8, 2017 22:10

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

North Korean nuke expert posts a picture of himself chugging red wine.

https://twitter.com/armscontrolwonk/status/895024614455115777

# ? Aug 8, 2017 22:15

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Two Finger posted:

Not if you buy a pizza stone

Got one. I'm lousy at it.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 22:15

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Man doesn't look particularly in control here
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/895007616291799040

Book it, Fire and Fury is going to be this administration's Shock and Awe.

# ? Aug 8, 2017 22:17

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!