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Two Finger posted:Not if you buy a pizza stone Or a cast iron pan Stultus Maximus posted:Man doesn't look particularly in control here He's really got the mannerisms of a lovely child down pat
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https://twitter.com/noonanjo/status/895010857754787840 Can we shoot all the pundits along with the rich when we inevitably collapse as a society (hopefully soon)? Edit: is Korea an epidemic now? https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/895035398853971969 Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Aug 8, 2017 |
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Two Finger posted:Save us diamond joe Diamond Joe is probably going to stare into the incoming nuclear sunset coked out of his mind, wearing nothing but an american flag and two playboy bunnies, flipping the bird at encroaching oblivion. Be like Joe.
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I know nothing about football so until I googled the name, this was a much more surreal tweet.
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Aug 8, 2017 22:37
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Stultus Maximus posted:I know nothing about football so until I googled the name, this was a much more surreal tweet. He's an out of shape diabetic who throws to the wrong team all the time. People photoshopped him as chain-smoking everywhere and nobody even thought about it being fake.
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Per Gizmodo, there is not a picture going around Google showing a leaker being beaten. Gonna be a few job opening soon.
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Two Finger posted:Save us diamond joe Trying to figure out if you are worried about nukes or a Dolphins fan.
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I bet the benefits package for being Google muscle would be pretty good.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I know nothing about football so until I googled the name, this was a much more surreal tweet. 
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FAUXTON posted:He's an out of shape diabetic who throws to the wrong team all the time. People photoshopped him as chain-smoking everywhere and nobody even thought about it being fake. And his wife is an anti vaxxer
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CommieGIR posted:Per Gizmodo, there is not a picture going around Google showing a leaker being beaten. You got a source on this? EDIT: Found it: https://gizmodo.com/a-meme-shared-on-an-internal-google-meme-network-depict-1797239890 Thought it was a picture of a actual beating. BigDave fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 8, 2017 |
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Aug 8, 2017 23:17
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It took a grand total of a few hours for the Norks to cross Donnie's new red line. https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/895042283028062210 loving idiot.
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facialimpediment posted:It took a grand total of a few hours for the Norks to cross Donnie's new red line. They've also been threatening nuclear war against us, constantly, for what the last decade or so? It justs hard to get bothered by grand Nork threats. Them shooting civilian shipping up with cruise missiles on the other hand.... Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Aug 8, 2017 |
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Aug 8, 2017 23:26
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Kim, et al. have no real incentive to launch a first strike, since it would immediately lead to their entire country being flattened. Their nukes are really more of a dead man switch. Now, I could totally see them selling nuclear materials and designs to the Iranians.
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psydude posted:
Sounds like an equation that = fire up the war machine to me.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:They've also been threatening nuclear war against us, constantly, for what the last decade or so? It justs hard to get bothered by grand Nork threats. Them shooting civilian shipping up with cruise missiles on the other hand.... Yeah we should just ignore it
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TBeats posted:Yeah we should just ignore it For the reasons psydude points out, really we should. Them loading anti-ship missiles onto patrol boats for the first time on 2014 is something different though.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:For the reasons psydude points out, really we should. Them loading anti-ship missiles onto patrol boats for the first time on 2014 is something different though. You probably shouldn't ignore the country with nukes if they say they want to use them.
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I wouldn't ignore the 100th bomb threat even if the last 99 were bullshit.
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TBeats posted:You probably shouldn't ignore the country with nukes if they say they want to use them.
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E^: They have the ability now. US intelligence has concluded they've successfully miniaturized a nuclear warhead to fit on top of their ICBM. I'm not saying ignore them. I'm just saying don't go purchasing that fallout shelter just yet.
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MazelTovCocktail posted:If the country could actually get it to Guam maybe, but besides a tugboat or shipping container with a nuke on it, I don't quite see how that's happening. Ignoring the fact that he would die as a result. I don't see Kim doing things that would kill him. He strikes me as a man who wants to live and rule until the bitter end for as long as possible. They couldn't do much of anything just a year ago. Maybe I'm the only one who think we should take it seriously since they've advanced their capabilities relatively quickly. Maybe you're right though. I'm sure they're done advancing at this point.
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psydude posted:I'm not saying ignore them. I'm just saying don't go purchasing that fallout shelter just yet. Ignore may be too strong a word, but a north korean threat to nuke the US just doesn't carry any weight, both for technical and policy implications for them (ie The Glorious Northern Parking Lot). They tend to act out using smaller scale conventional attacks or terrorism. Like I said I think the Anti-Ship Cruise Missile armed patrol boats are more of an actual immediate concern. TBeats posted:They couldn't do much of anything just a year ago. I'm talking about a specific threat to strike Guam right now that they've issued, nothing more.
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TBeats posted:I wouldn't ignore the 100th bomb threat even if the last 99 were bullshit. I wounder if all of the threats are just a attempt to gaslight us, so when they do attack we don't believe them. NK: We will nuke Seattle and Anchorage today at 2AM PST. NORAD: LOL yeah right. 
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psydude posted:E^: They have the ability now. US intelligence has concluded they've successfully miniaturized a nuclear warhead to fit on top of their ICBM. Don't steal my canned sunshine.
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asian face culture they have to one up us constantly they can't back down I mean they can it just has to be in a round about way
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psydude posted:E^: They have the ability now. US intelligence has concluded they've successfully miniaturized a nuclear warhead to fit on top of their ICBM.
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Donnie is a loving dumbass getting trolled by a dude who wears a loving speedsuit lmfao
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Can you imagine those two fat loving sacks of poo poo in a foot race hahahaba
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milk milk lemonade posted:Can you imagine those two fat loving sacks of poo poo in a foot race hahahaba Which one strokes out and needs medical assistance first?
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Well when the choices are "hopefully cooler heads locking poo poo down and distracting the toddler in chief with shiny rattles of positive daily briefings" or "that same pissbaby slinging around his drug-shriveled dick and risking nuclear exchange because he has less understanding of diplomacy than a loving kindergartner" then maybe there are no good choices? I'm pretty OK with kicking that can and trying again later with adults in the room compared to the alternative. Ya know, the alternative that relies on a department of state where "gutted the place and stripped the copper out of the walls" is a laughably inadequate phrase?
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N.Korea is gunna be Donnies saving grace. Everyone kicked that can of poo poo down the road and now it's fallen to the least qualified person EVER to deal with it
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Stultus Maximus posted:Don't steal my canned sunshine. TFR & D&D seem to believe that we here at GiP lust for nuclear suntans. (Hail SS-18's cleansing fire) TBeats posted:They couldn't do much of anything just a year ago. I think its more that people have simply been pretending that they can't do what they do every year so they're continually a few years ahead and we're just now starting to see wide-scale acknowledgement of their real capabilities.
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M_Gargantua posted:TFR & D&D seem to believe that we here at GiP lust for nuclear suntans. And now people have recalibrate to pretending that they won't do anything because of past threats, which I think is foolish thinking. I'm not saying they will or that I even expect them to. But I think smart thinking would be to expect them to. Because this would be a somewhat lovely thing to be wrong about if you don't expect them to do anything.
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M_Gargantua posted:TFR & D&D seem to believe that we here at GiP lust for nuclear suntans. 
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MazelTovCocktail posted:I thought the report say that miniaturization had occurred, but not evidence that it's been successfully combined it with the other components (ie nosecone, rv that can survive, etc). I still think Jeffrey Lewis put it best when a reporter asked him when we would know for certain that the North Koreans had successfully completed a working nuclear ICBM. "There will be a sudden flash...and then it will hit you." Coupled with pointing out that the Chinese ended up having to fire off an operational nuclear-armed MRBM with accompanying boom at the end before the West would admit that "yeah, I guess they know how to send nukes long distances quickly".
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Peetown Manning posted:Jay Cutler fuckin' sucks. Rolling stone reporting Glen Campbell dead at 81
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