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Pac-Manioc Root posted:end boss a giant, ceaselessly sniffling trump head on a cyborg spider. MAGA MAGA MAGA 
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fishing with the fam posted:Hahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Addiction Real Hahahaha Youths Just Walk Away From The Opioids Like Youths Close Your Mouths Haha Trumpler the Job Creator
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:also lmao that america and north korea are having a retard-off; may the fattest, biggest idiot win!! Since both our Glorious Leaders are the most physically and mentally fit specimens on the planet they should just duke it out in a Thunderdome like RobotJox. My bet is on their hearts giving out from the physical exertion. We can convince Trumpf because he could broadcast it on TrumpyTv. So many views, do you believe this? The most views of anyone, nobody ever got these kinds of views on any- Seinfeld, nothing. Most views. Also lol at his stupid face 
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God damnit I'm supposed to leave for Korea in December. Last time I was there, everyone lost their poo poo over a small AAA/artillery border exchange. Makes me think of this onion article: http://www.theonion.com/article/us-military-desperate-to-be-handed-just-one-solid--27770
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the ash will gather in great heaps across the midwest, fluttering blackly down in the cool winds
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Pretty sure war requires congressional approval.
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lol, "rules", "laws"
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we, the last of us, will lay down and hold one another as it blows gently over us. there will be no more words, ever again
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Play posted:Speaking of rank incompetence, I wonder how likely it is that Trump's "executive order tweet" on transgender people in the military simply continues to be ignored by the armed forces because there is no follow-through from the white house with specific instructions and everyone just pretends like it never happened? as if the entirety of his administration isn't gonna be just this trump: "fire ze missiles" military: "naw. you are le tired" trump: "i am le tired"
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NotWearingPants posted:I'm p.sure the North Koreans will welcome us as liberators. Medium rare after the fire and fury
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alphabettitouretti posted:And that's best case scenario if you discount their nuclear weapons. Reports are saying NK is believed to now have the capacity to fit nuke warheads to their missiles. And the missiles are thought to be capable of reaching mainland US. And they may have as many as 60 nukes. Last I saw the claim that the missiles were able to reach the mainland US were made by NK and the evidence pointed to them not actually being capable of that. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/04/are-north-koreas-missile-claims-true-and-what-do-they-signify quote:John Schilling, a missile expert at the 38 North thinktank in Washington, estimates it will take until at least 2020 for North Korea to be able to develop an ICBM capable of reaching the US mainland, and another 25 years before it will be able to build one powered by solid fuel.
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the forests will extend tentative fingers towards our emptied cities; when no blades cut them back, they will begin to grow once more
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lovely Wizard posted:Basically the whole North Korea conflict will end like this - US does a preemptive strike, NK sends some shells/chemical bombs at Seoul and kill a few hundred to a few thousand south koreans, and then the US sets up a puppet regime and dismantles every military installation they have and adds some US owned ones by the northern borders. lol at you subtracting china from the equation
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NotWearingPants posted:Trump is going to declare war on NK on twitter and all the generals are going to be like wtf? does that count? He will tweet the words, "ON MY MARK, WE" and the military will scramble
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Aug 8, 2017 23:57
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the subway tunnels will fill with dark rivers. the foundations of the buildings above will redden with rust, and then fail. the last sounds of our civilization will be the roar of stone, the crash of glass, and then nothing. only the dust.
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Aug 8, 2017 23:58
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Is this the week that Trump is impeached?
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Megaraptor posted:Since both our Glorious Leaders are the most physically and mentally fit specimens on the planet they should just duke it out in a Thunderdome like RobotJox. My bet is on their hearts giving out from the physical exertion. We can convince Trumpf because he could broadcast it on TrumpyTv. So many views, do you believe this? The most views of anyone, nobody ever got these kinds of views on any- Seinfeld, nothing. Most views. Really hope someone asks him to spell opioid while on camera.
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Hannity sitting by the phone waiting for his invite to the situation room
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chernobyl kinsman posted:the subway tunnels will fill with dark rivers. the foundations of the buildings above will redden with rust, and then fail. the last sounds of our civilization will be the roar of stone, the crash of glass, and then nothing. only the dust. Woah check the name post combo on this mofo
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Aug 9, 2017 00:05
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Who can discover the true meaning of opiod? Enjoy. But don't, its bad for you. Weak!
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Regrettable posted:Last I saw the claim that the missiles were able to reach the mainland US were made by NK and the evidence pointed to them not actually being capable of that. Yes. But these approval ratings aren't going to raise themselves.
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gently caress that nuke poo poo is scary as gently caress. It's what gave me the sharpest rush of panic on election night. gently caress that bitch toddler and the pissbabies that voted him in.
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Alan Smithee posted:lol at you subtracting china from the equation china really doesn't want a war but they also really dont want to lose their buffer state because they're..afraid of getting crimeaed i guess
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I'd like to kick Hannity right in the dong
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wolves will come down from the north for the first time in generations, but the invisible fallout sparkling in the air will open sores on their flesh, and their offspring will be born wrong
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chernobyl kinsman posted:wolves will come down from the north for the first time in generations, but the invisible fallout sparkling in the air will open sores on their flesh, and their offspring will be born wrong "The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water— the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter." (Rev 8:10–11 lol
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sounds like opioids to me
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chernobyl kinsman posted:we are all going to die Witness us!
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:china really doesn't want a war but they also really dont want to lose their buffer state because they're..afraid of getting crimeaed i guess lol you thinking china would get crimaed instead of doing the crimaeing bluefenderstrat posted:Witness us! we will all enter Valhalla shiny and coal
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Trump will actually look like Immortan Joe by the end of his term
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haljordan posted:Trump will actually look like Immortan Joe by the end of his term lol that's his best case scenario
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 looking a little mangy today trump, you ok? Better get the spray hair can ready.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:wolves will come down from the north for the first time in generations, but the invisible fallout sparkling in the air will open sores on their flesh, and their offspring will be born wrong Sir, this is a Long John Silvers drive thru.
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our radio transmissions will spread into the void of space, carrying our last fears, our dead hopes. in time, in the deeps, they will attenuate, vanishing into the background hum of the insensate cosmos
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https://twitter.com/BilgeEbiri/status/895006813078401027
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haljordan posted:Trump will actually look like Immortan Joe by the end of his term Well he has the same attitude towards women
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The Trump Administration OR How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Lol
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:china really doesn't want a war but they also really dont want to lose their buffer state because they're..afraid of getting crimeaed i guess Crimea fuckin river
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