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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

passionate dongs posted:

i wanna go to guam chilis

if youre lucky you might be on the same flight as your meal

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:30

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:38

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

"Donald Trump, who doesn�t take kindly to any glimmer that people in his employ are putting their vanity or agenda before his. Just ask Steve Bannon. Or Anthony Scaramucci. They were too big for their britches, and Trump snatched their britches away."

not surprising that bannon would walk around the white house with no pants but i doubt its because trump stole them

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:31

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Best Godzilla since, I don't know, Godzilla '54

Hell yeah

Also I just recently got a collection of 13 Toho ones from the 90s to early '00s

Have only been able to watch a few so far but I like them. Destoroyah was rad

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:31

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

One thing I remember about visiting Guam, there's a lot of places there where people ignore stoplights. Like, they're required to have them under US regulations or something but people and police(? I don't remember there being actually police I ever saw) just treat them like fancy disco balls that adorn intersections and don't mean poo poo.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:31

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Best Godzilla since, I don't know, Godzilla '54

tbh shin godzilla needed more scenes with japanese bureaucracy because that stuff was hilarious

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:32

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/895040404348743680

I came

It's called today's CSPAM thread and it has everything, DOJ working to purge voters in OH, Google engineers being owned, King of the Hill coming back, AmazonWashingtonPost, and US losing deals in Asia, Trump raining down verbal hellfire and Korea reminding him that they literally have it, Guam being threatened, and Trump voters angry that they have to learn what Guam is, Bannon literally being a Sith lord and Scaramucci fonzi'ing his way into an Italian restaurant in Staten Island, WH not knowing what a firewall is and Trump being given his picture twice a day for a pick me up

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:32

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Al! posted:

if youre lucky you might be on the same flight as your meal

wowwwwww

for that dark sarcasm u get a Fagen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6ejkF-cSk

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:32

hellfaucet: Apr 7, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6qbSHKzcmI

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:32

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

day crew still panickin up in hurr?????????

need to be packin' up, punchin' out, and lettin' nite crew in :hai:

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:32

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok that hurts m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg

my jam

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:32

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

One thing I remember about visiting Guam, there's a lot of places there where people ignore stoplights. Like, they're required to have them under US regulations or something but people and police(? I don't remember there being actually police I ever saw) just treat them like fancy disco balls that adorn intersections and don't mean poo poo.

This is quite a good analogy for something, gonna keep it

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:33

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Internet Webguy posted:

"Donald Trump, who doesn�t take kindly to any glimmer that people in his employ are putting their vanity or agenda before his. Just ask Steve Bannon. Or Anthony Scaramucci. They were too big for their britches, and Trump snatched their britches away."

not surprising that bannon would walk around the white house with no pants but i doubt its because trump stole them

i bet bannon's pelvis looks like he stapled a shag carpet sample over his micropenis

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:33

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al! posted:

day crew still panickin up in hurr?????????

i farted

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:34

radical meme: Apr 17, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I was curious earlier about some posts in this thread that indicated that China and North Korea were something other than BFFs. I think this article pretty well covers the issue and China, although it may be a little annoyed by North Korea, remains it's largest trading partner and greatest ally. There's not a daylight between what North Korea says and does and the policy of China towards the West and the U.S.

If someone has something that indicates otherwise, I'd like to read it.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:34

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

triple sulk posted:

this aint a scene

its a god drat arms race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:34

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

wowwwwww

for that dark sarcasm u get a Fagen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6ejkF-cSk

oh does guam have a history of cannibalism or w/e, i was thinking more that everything at that chilis is shipped frozen from the mainland

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:35

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

so I just glanced at the news for the first time today and what the gently caress

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:35

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

my jam

chk out the supergroup Electronic if u never have

it's Bernard Sumner + Johnny loving Marr, but they did lots of collabs with the Pet Shop Boys as well...this is one of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfjtdnUsls

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:36

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Michael Bayleaf posted:

so I just glanced at the news for the first time today and what the gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd1Iz6j4WC0

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

saipan is prob the real bad place - esp with all the sweatshops that are technically able to produce garments that say MADE IN USA on them despite exemption from US regs

but of course the werkers arent at fault...its either that or starve

blame capital

thats the saipan stipend ya seen :homebrew:

n i k e c a p i t a l

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:36

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

the 2014 or whatever godzilla was really good

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:37

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Michael Bayleaf posted:

so I just glanced at the news for the first time today and what the gently caress

I know, friend. idk what to tell you except the streaming service boom is out of control. Even Disney getting its own one now? geez

and you just KNOW it's gonna be $10 minimum

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:37

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Michael Bayleaf posted:

so I just glanced at the news for the first time today and trump

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:37

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

wowwwwww

for that dark sarcasm u get a Fagen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6ejkF-cSk

Oh. I interned at this studio. Before it went under.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:38

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Al! posted:

oh does guam have a history of cannibalism or w/e, i was thinking more that everything at that chilis is shipped frozen from the mainland

tbh i dont even kno what u said going by my own interpretation but all options are p fkd up

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:38

Hamelekim: Feb 25, 2006; And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?; Ramrod XTreme

The further we get into the Trump reign the more twitter pundits seem to align with the cspam mindset.

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/895065315352092672

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

might as well trump

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:38

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Intel&Sebastian posted:

One thing I remember about visiting Guam, there's a lot of places there where people ignore stoplights. Like, they're required to have them under US regulations or something but people and police(? I don't remember there being actually police I ever saw) just treat them like fancy disco balls that adorn intersections and don't mean poo poo.

im really glad guam is free from the tyranny of enforced traffic laws

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:38

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Hamelekim posted:

The further we get into the Trump reign the more twitter pundits seem to align with the cspam mindset.

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/895065315352092672

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

Jeb!

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:39

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

thats the saipan stipend ya seen n i k e c a p i t a l

fk nike

Sambas uber alles

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:39

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

oddium posted:

the 2014 or whatever godzilla was really good

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:39

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

oddium posted:

the 2014 or whatever godzilla was really good

Yeah I just watched it again and the parts where they're in the exclusion zone, and then again when they're airdropped into the city where Godzilla and the other things are fighting but it's so smoky you can barely tell where they are, are drat creepy and good.

edit: Something like both of those scenarios could totally happen again, but delivered to us by humans because we're the only real monsters in the world.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:39

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

deadgoon posted:

at times like these im glad we don't have an unhinged, power-hungry lunatic like hillary in charge

lol if you dont think we'd already have 350,000 troops in South Korea at this point if hillary were in charge

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:40

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Ramadu posted:

tbh shin godzilla needed more scenes with japanese bureaucracy because that stuff was hilarious

It's actually pretty timely and applicable to right now as it highlights outmoded bureaucracies created in a different time shuffling along at a glacial pace forced to react to a force that is infinitely faster and more adaptable

I am of course referring to Trump tweeting from the can

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:40

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

tbh i dont even kno what u said going by my own interpretation but all options are p fkd up

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:40

Vermain: Sep 5, 2006

2014 godzilla's kind of a bland watch but i think it captured the feeling of godzilla as this mythological titan better than any other godzilla film out there

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:41

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Chris James 2 posted:

I know, friend. idk what to tell you except the streaming service boom is out of control. Even Disney getting its own one now? geez

and you just KNOW it's gonna be $10 minimum

it's fuckin bullshit, they were just starting to put their new releases like rogue one on netflix and now they're going to remove them all?

also gently caress, it's gonna cost more than cable to get all the streaming services if u want all the content, it's enough to make me consider going back to piracy

# ? Aug 9, 2017 00:41