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my roommate in college had just arrived from India and immediately the told me he had a girlfriend back home that he was gonna marry and was struggling to decide whether or not to cheat on her. He must have decided fast cause then he asked me to show him where the pharmacy was and then, once there, which condoms to buy. He also kept asking where he could find "bitchy videos" online and I didn't understand so I said uhh youtube and months later I realized he was talking about porn. I don't think he ever scored
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R.L. Stine posted:my roommate in college had just arrived from India and immediately the told me he had a girlfriend back home that he was gonna marry and was struggling to decide whether or not to cheat on her. He must have decided fast cause then he asked me to show him where the pharmacy was and then, once there, which condoms to buy. He also kept asking where he could find "bitchy videos" online and I didn't understand so I said uhh youtube and months later I realized he was talking about porn. I don't think he ever scored I was sceptical that a young Indian guy wouldn't know where to find porn, then I remembered they shag their rods to Facebook pictures of average-looking women showing off their navels
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Googling bitchy videos must be quite the disppointment
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Phlegmish posted:I was sceptical that a young Indian guy wouldn't know where to find porn, then I remembered they shag their rods to Facebook pictures of average-looking women showing off their navels Edit: This day my BSNL connection was to slow to save my favorit clicks. I cold not save as much parn as I wanted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Websites_blocked_in_India
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R.L. Stine posted:my roommate in college had just arrived from India and immediately the told me he had a girlfriend back home that he was gonna marry and was struggling to decide whether or not to cheat on her. He must have decided fast cause then he asked me to show him where the pharmacy was and then, once there, which condoms to buy. He also kept asking where he could find "bitchy videos" online and I didn't understand so I said uhh youtube and months later I realized he was talking about porn. I don't think he ever scored Here lies Babu. He never scored.
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he was planning to work at a really prestigious kinda place back in india when he was done school here and then the place literally got blown up so he never went back home. he manages a gas station now. he once told me about the time his friend died when a strong wind blew him off the balcony of his apartment. he told me that working out in the winter was useless because you don't sweat (?) and that i didn't need to smoke cigarettes in the winter because it was cold enough to see your breath and that's all cigarettes are. He routinely invited me to skype with his parents. almost every day he asked me when we were going to go to church together. he absolutely hated pakistanis and would remind me very, very often.
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this is how dating in iceland usually goes
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nerdz posted:this is how dating in iceland usually goes With more cousin loving,I imagine
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Paging Dr. Hot Dad, this isn't a hair metal chorus I dunno what is.
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When I worked for a company founded by Indians the president told me on like, my third day that "Pakistan is bullshit." Direct quote.
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wit posted:Is this like the indian D.E.N.N.I.S system? This deserves more love. ASHOK. 
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Because I have many Indian friends on Instagram, I also get recommended a LOT of Indian meme pages.
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I also spent the entirety of my childhood jacking off. Also adulthood
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R.L. Stine posted:my roommate in college had just arrived from India and immediately the told me he had a girlfriend back home that he was gonna marry and was struggling to decide whether or not to cheat on her. He must have decided fast cause then he asked me to show him where the pharmacy was and then, once there, which condoms to buy. He also kept asking where he could find "bitchy videos" online and I didn't understand so I said uhh youtube and months later I realized he was talking about porn. I don't think he ever scored Did you make sure that the pharmacy you recommended had extra small condoms? Most condoms are too large for the majority of Indian men.
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I can't imagine how greasy someone's face must be to look like gulab jamun.
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Ponds Face Cream marketing dept need to rethink their strategy.
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nerdz posted:this is how dating in iceland usually goes
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a hole-y ghost posted:I can't imagine how greasy someone's face must be to look like gulab jamun. Gulab Jamin sounds like the name of a loving lord of the Rings orc
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Holy poo poo
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Holy gently caress this thread is still alive. fakkk
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Gridlocked posted:Holy gently caress this thread is still alive. It's not exactly starved for content
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Getting romantic messages from these guys is like estabilishing a direct line to some horny bizarro Black Lodge. *walks backwards but is then shown in reverse so that he looks like he walks forwards but really loving weirdly* - Mmm milky navels, your face is like... *points at gulabjamun sticking out from behind the red curtains, his eyes turn black* - Suck a sex. I'll see you in 25 years, bitch lasagna. *disappears forever*
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Oof. I'm really hoping he misspelled like and is basically trying to say "don't abort girls."
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Hell, same
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I had to take out my Diva Cup. Like, I needed to be sure nothing was in my snooch.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Any Drake fans here? Love this guy's tweets. 
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Say Nothing posted:Love this guy's tweets. I mean, he's not wrong
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Gridlocked posted:Holy gently caress this thread is still alive. Staring at her hot balls has long term appeal
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haljordan posted:I mean, he's not wrong yeah I'd take really good garlic bread over really bad sex
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DynamiteSurprise posted:
It made ME cum.
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Say Nothing posted:Love this guy's tweets. Pakalu papito is a top notch troll twitter account
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