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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

*licks holographic bombs*
holy poo poo cnn lmao

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Alan Is More Upset posted:

is this one of those art of the deal things where he says he'll nuke them but instead he'll lightly bomb the nk equivalent to an empty k-mart parking lot

*dumps 69 tomahawks into the south china sea*

im not messin around NK, this a warning

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

75% expecting nk to be conventionally bombed tonight

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


CNN reminds me of a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman salivating over the specs of how much his machine can suck except it's a war machine and it sucks on a military-industrial scale

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Zas posted:

lol
“If they don’t start, they won’t have a problem. If they do start, it’s awfully tough to get off,” Trump told reporters at the clubhouse at his private golf club. “So if we can keep them from going on — and maybe by talking to youth and telling them: ‘No good, really bad for you in every way.’ But if they don’t start, it will never be a problem.”

wise words

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that there's apparently a United States senator named "Luther Strange"?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The fat gently caress is on vacation lol

He's so fat and dumb

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

euphronius posted:

The fat gently caress is on vacation lol

He's so fat and dumb

He's a freaking idiot

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
For those who think Trump's newest tweet is weak, you have no idea how much anti-establishment narrative he just shat on.
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=mo%20brooks&src=typd

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

or maybe donnie is just bored during his vacation and is trying to entertain himself

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The attorney general is named Jefferson Beauregard sessions

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

euphronius posted:

He's so fat and dumb

:smugdon:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
convenient that we dont have to worry about the opioid crisis anymore, where he was supposed to say that people were being dead schmucks and your community is dyin and OH LOOK OVER THERE NUKE NORTH KOREA

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

*analyzes the meaning of "fire and fury"*

it connotes the evocation of war, you see :goonsay: and furthermore

sounds good 2 me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDDK0XLGfw

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Ill Peripheral posted:

Anderson Cooper asking for a ballpark death toll that could be expected. CNN really swinging for the fences

i would occasionally glance at CNN while eating sushi an hour ago
nothing but "what if the nukes drop" for an hour

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Michael Bayleaf posted:

He's a freaking idiot

He's the President of the United States, Donald J Trump

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A man riddled with vice and absent achievement or internal monologue is deciding our future

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
cnn commentator "trump isn''t fully aware" but then she kept talking should have stopped there.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

zen death robot posted:

so let's just say hypothetically Trump decides to use nukes.... would congress use an emergency session and try to invoke the 25th to boot him out?

lol they won't know until the bombs have fallen

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ill Peripheral posted:

He's the President of the United States, Donald J Trump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

im liquor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iSFdr_PhR8

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
remember when obama drew a red line for syria

lmao

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Lastgirl posted:

convenient that we dont have to worry about the opioid crisis anymore, where he was supposed to say that people were being dead schmucks and your community is dyin and OH LOOK OVER THERE NUKE NORTH KOREA

Say what? He solved the opioid crisis before the whole nuke North Korea thing. He said, and I quote: "don't start" using drugs.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Ill Peripheral posted:

He's the President of the United States, Donald J Trump

Jesus Freaking Christ !!!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Stopped following news this afternoon & evening, come back to see that:

NoKo wants to nuke Guam
The country's HHS director says there's no opioid crisis
Trump's solution to combat opioid abuse is to just arrest more people

lol

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

unironic :same:

:smithicide:

i keep finding bullets but i aint got no gun

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



C-Euro posted:

Stopped following news this afternoon & evening, come back to see that:

NoKo wants to nuke Guam
The country's HHS director says there's no opioid crisis
Trump's solution to combat opioid abuse is to just arrest more people

lol

welcome, friend

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

C-Euro posted:

Stopped following news this afternoon & evening, come back to see that:

NoKo wants to nuke Guam
The country's HHS director says there's no opioid crisis
Trump's solution to combat opioid abuse is to just arrest more people

lol

u missed mueller saying trump sent secret messages to Moscow

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

D1E posted:

Say what? He solved the opioid crisis before the whole nuke North Korea thing. He said, and I quote: "don't start" using drugs.

Folks, all your drugs, don't do them? bing bing no bong no bong.
:smugdon:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

bless ur <3 :vuvu:

:poland:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Michael Bayleaf posted:

Jesus Freaking Trump !!!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Opiates: just don't do them.

It's astounding how stupid he is and how much he does not give a gently caress.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

sorry to meuller not Moscow

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Opiates: just don't do them.

It's astounding how stupid he is and how much he does not give a gently caress.

He ripped his campaign slogan off of Ronald Reagan, why not steal his drug policy position off of Nancy?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
If Kim Jong Un was smart he would just crop-dust the US with a heroin/fentanyl mix.

--Cheered by many of the people who want to bomb his country
--Kill lots of Trump voters while leaving US infrastructure almost entirely intact
--Collapse of the US government (or at least the executive branch) when faced with a national-scale health crisis that they could never dream to handle

Hire me KJU, I drank some orange soda with your dad's face on it the other day. I'm qualified!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

euphronius posted:

u missed mueller saying trump sent secret messages to Moscow

oh word?????

Oh notes to Mueller instead. I see that but honestly I'm just like "of course he did" :shrug:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

sorry to meuller not Moscow

do you have any idea what you just did to me for three seconds

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



FAUXTON posted:

Lol that the state department has been gutted and our head of state is reviled by practically everyone except his handlers in Moscow. Nikki loving Haley is our UN ambassador and our SoS is a napping toadman who never even really wanted the job before finding out it could make his exxon stock even more insanely valuable.

dont forget the part about the president not having bothered to nominate an ambassador to south korea

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

C-Euro posted:

oh word?????

infucked it up

badly

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