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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Bilirubin posted:

I see Alison falling then zapping herself behind gold devil rope dude then shoving his/her/xe's rear end down into the pile of chairs below
:holymoley:

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I like how the panelling implies that it was Allison taking the lead on this one, and Incubus just happened to share her opinion (apart from anything else, we read everything left to right, so events on the left side of a panel implicitly happen first).

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
Incubus and Allison just happening to be completely on the same page is my favorite part by far :allears:

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
This is good but I kind of want Allison to grab her mask and crush it rather than push her. I dunno, seems more funny but poetic justice is cool too I guess.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Now I really want to see a fight scene featuring ruthless abuse of this lightning jumping thing, just constantly zapping behind her opponent and clowning them with cheap zweihander sneak attacks.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

Now I really want to see a fight scene featuring ruthless abuse of this lightning jumping thing, just constantly zapping behind her opponent and clowning them with cheap zweihander sneak attacks.

She's a master of both zwei fighting and zwee fighting.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


*teleports behind u*

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

SunAndSpring posted:

This is good but I kind of want Allison to grab her mask and crush it rather than push her. I dunno, seems more funny but poetic justice is cool too I guess.

If her mask goes, she dies (for the purposes of this arc, anyway). II imagine that this will be a way for them to establish some mutual respect.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
maybe this is where she gets mean and starts ruthlessly murdering all opposition

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I like the chairs looming ominously in the third panel.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Pureauthor posted:

I guess this confirms the Devils don't actually know what the gently caress they're even in here for.
Uh, all of the devils are there to maximize their individual profit at the expense of anyone who happens to be in their way, so Suuz was pretty on point with that until the new girl teleported directly behind her head.

Renaissance Robot posted:

Now I really want to see a fight scene featuring ruthless abuse of this lightning jumping thing, just constantly zapping behind her opponent and clowning them with cheap zweihander sneak attacks.
Given that, so far, Allison has only been able to use it while plummeting to her death, it would make for an interesting battle if nothing else.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Dead Reckoning posted:

Uh, all of the devils are there to maximize their individual profit at the expense of anyone who happens to be in their way, so Suuz was pretty on point with that until the new girl teleported directly behind her head.

Given that, so far, Allison has only been able to use it while plummeting to her death, it would make for an interesting battle if nothing else.

They wouldn't be very good at being devils if someone didn't test Allison out.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Dead Reckoning posted:

Given that, so far, Allison has only been able to use it while plummeting to her death, it would make for an interesting battle if nothing else.

Clearly, the best way for Allison to power up would be for her to be in a constant, perpetual fear of imminent death.

...which actually fits in pretty well with what we know about royalty.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Uh, all of the devils are there to maximize their individual profit at the expense of anyone who happens to be in their way, so Suuz was pretty on point with that until the new girl teleported directly behind her head.
Oscar - who recruited her for the job - is ultimately working for/with Allison here though, so trying to off Allison immediately puts Suuz at odds with him and Cio. The only way this would appear to be a way to maximize her individual profit is if Suuz either didn't know what the real purpose of this expedition is, or if someone is paying her to kill Allison.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Suuz learned that one of the humans is expendable and guessed the wrong one.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Comrade Gorbash posted:

Oscar - who recruited her for the job - is ultimately working for/with Allison here though,

I'm not entirely sure Oscar sees it that way, especially in light of his comments while she was putting her armor on.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Comrade Gorbash posted:

Oscar - who recruited her for the job - is ultimately working for/with Allison here though, so trying to off Allison immediately puts Suuz at odds with him and Cio. The only way this would appear to be a way to maximize her individual profit is if Suuz either didn't know what the real purpose of this expedition is, or if someone is paying her to kill Allison.

p sure Oscar and the other devils are there cause of Yabalchoath, and if they thought for a minute Allison had a key of kings and wasn't just some mark they'd be dogpiling to be the first to rip it out of her forehead

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Pureauthor posted:

I guess this confirms the Devils don't actually know what the gently caress they're even in here for.

Money and power through homicide, obv

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Allison isn't paying them, she's hardly a client, and her greatest contribution to the heist was getting Yab into a catsuit. The devils don't owe her anything.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
I was posting off the cuff so yeah I'll cop to misremembering how Oskar got pulled into this.

EDIT: Phone posting sucks, let's try this with quotes.

I was responding to this:

Pureauthor posted:

I guess this confirms the Devils don't actually know what the gently caress they're even in here for.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Uh, all of the devils are there to maximize their individual profit at the expense of anyone who happens to be in their way, so Suuz was pretty on point with that until the new girl teleported directly behind her head.

And my point is if Suuz knows what Allison and Cio are really here for, then killing Allison now isn't a smart move. Killing her later, sure, but killing Allison means they'll likely lose Cio's help. Maybe Suuz thinks she can threaten Cio or is hoping greed wins out, but why take the risk now when there's sure to be plenty of chances to bump off Allison after they've gotten past the bits Cio is critical for?

Taking the opportunity to do it now would only appear to "maximize individual profit" if Suuz hadn't been told what the real goal of the heist is.

Comrade Gorbash fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 9, 2017

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Dr Cheeto posted:

Allison isn't paying them, she's hardly a client, and her greatest contribution to the heist was getting Yab into a catsuit. The devils don't owe her anything.

No, her greatest contribution to the heist is having the power of the 777,777 gods in her head.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Comrade Gorbash posted:

Taking the opportunity to do it now would only appear to "maximize individual profit" if Suuz hadn't been told what the real goal of the heist is.

I would guess the devils involved don't actually know what the end goal is. Could be Suuz is trying to test Allison, or troll her, because why not gently caress with the weird, nervous-looking human?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
2.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Comrade Gorbash posted:

Oscar - who recruited her for the job - is ultimately working for/with Allison here though, so trying to off Allison immediately puts Suuz at odds with him and Cio. The only way this would appear to be a way to maximize her individual profit is if Suuz either didn't know what the real purpose of this expedition is, or if someone is paying her to kill Allison.

Or she's just a bitch.

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i like suuz's moxie

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Poor Suuz, thought of Royalty and died.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Comrade Gorbash posted:

And my point is if Suuz knows what Allison and Cio are really here for, then killing Allison now isn't a smart move. Killing her later, sure, but killing Allison means they'll likely lose Cio's help. Maybe Suuz thinks she can threaten Cio or is hoping greed wins out, but why take the risk now when there's sure to be plenty of chances to bump off Allison after they've gotten past the bits Cio is critical for?
Allison doesn't actually contribute anything to the team though. Like, if she had access to the full power of the Key of Kings, she wouldn't need the rest of these yahoos. The most anyone knows is that she has some kind of grip on Cio and clowned The Artist Formerly Known as Vladok. The pitch she gave Oskar, and Oskar presumably gave the others, was that they were breaking into Yre with the legendary Yab to steal the unimaginable riches within. Hell, they probably think Cio will be grateful to them for killing this lovely magus she is saddled with. I presume Allison was smart enough to avoid dropping the fact that this is all a sideshow for rescuing her creepy ex from Mammon himself.

Based on the fluff in the text archives, I've imagined devil jobs as a cross between Paranoia the RPG and a more free-wheeling version of the opening robbery from The Dark Knight, wherein it is common for participants to meet with unfortunate accidents witnessed by only one of their team mates, and the best way to ensure your share is to be the only one left to collect.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Aug 10, 2017

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Iron Twinkie posted:

Poor Suuz, thought of Royalty and died.

Someone help me our here, I've been seeing it a lot lately, what on earth is 'thought of x and died' referring to?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Dead Reckoning posted:

Allison doesn't actually contribute anything to the team though.

did you miss the bit where she cut a giant mimic in half?

YggiDee posted:

Someone help me our here, I've been seeing it a lot lately, what on earth is 'thought of x and died' referring to?

horses

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
is suuz's mask going to split open at some point and reveal something horrifying underneath, i hope so

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

thatbastardken posted:

did you miss the bit where she cut a giant mimic in half?


horses

This link has some of those posts plus another that's pretty good too.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Allison doesn't actually contribute anything to the team though. Like, if she had access to the full power of the Key of Kings, she wouldn't need the rest of these yahoos. The most anyone knows is that she has some kind of grip on Cio and clowned The Artist Formerly Known as Vladok. The pitch she gave Oskar, and Oskar presumably gave the others, was that they were breaking into Yre with the legendary Yab to steal the unimaginable riches within. Hell, they probably think Cio will be grateful to them for killing this lovely magus she is saddled with. I presume Allison was smart enough to avoid dropping the fact that this is all a sideshow for rescuing her creepy ex from Mammon himself.

Based on the fluff in the text archives, I've imagined devil jobs as a cross between Paranoia the RPG and a more free-wheeling version of the opening robbery from The Dark Knight, wherein it is common for participants to meet with unfortunate accidents witnessed by only one of their team mates, and the best way to ensure your share is to be the only one left to collect
You know if you actually read other people's posts before you responded, you would already be aware no one is arguing that the devils should be nice to Allison, or that them backstabbing her at the first chance isn't totally in character and reasonable from their pov.

The entire point is that if they've moved into the backstabbing phase already, then they have been kept entirely in the dark about why Allison and Cio actually organized this heist, which was probable but not certain before now.

Edit: Or do you actually think we're arguing that the devils care about Allison completing her goal? Because of course loving not. It just changes the timeline of when they try to shiv her. If they knew Cio - who they need to get into the vaults - was only here to help Allison, they'd be trying to keep Allison alive until after they'd gotten into the vaults, because that's the best chance of getting Cio to do her part.

Comrade Gorbash fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Aug 10, 2017

Poltergrift
Feb 16, 2014



"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a proper swordsman. One with clothes."

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I would guess the devils involved don't actually know what the end goal is. Could be Suuz is trying to test Allison, or troll her, because why not gently caress with the weird, nervous-looking human?

Suuz, moments before being teleport-decapitated: "Oh, that's why."

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Oh god, that is so accurate. Had a horror show former roommate who was a show jumper. I just...agh. Nope.

Where I grew up, girls drew horses. That I was into drawing and drew everything BUT horses made me instantly suspect.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


thatbastardken posted:

did you miss the bit where she cut a giant mimic in half?


horses

Lol

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

How would I go about getting an evil shirt print?

Reene
Aug 26, 2005

:justpost:

He's got an online store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/killsixbilliondemons

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
Good news:

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/896248579274055680

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Returning to his roots, I see.

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Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!


Wait I thought all these chairs were pornography.

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