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WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WINTERMANIA COMES DOWN ON YA, BROTHER?!
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Aug 10, 2017 01:05
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Jon Snow and Dany Targ join forces, but it looks like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDWalFmERhY
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Aug 10, 2017 02:16
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I read that Bran Dumfuck is going to tell his bastard brother that he's not a bastard, because, like Rhaegar Fucks Teenage Girls Targ totally had his marriage to Elia YOU RAPED HER YOU MURDERED HER YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN Martell annulled, then married Lyanna I RUIN EVERYTHING Stark. Because that's totally something a prince, married to the most powerful family in the land, can do, especially when he has two kids already. poo poo, it worked out fine for Henry VIII, right? Seriously someone besides Robert should have called that fucker out. Nope, it's cool man, Rhaegar was tits awesome, especially how he left his wife and kids with Crazy Firebomb Rapist Dad while he boned a 15 year old girl.
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Aug 10, 2017 03:36
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This Rhaegar dude sounds like a real piece of poo poo.
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Aug 10, 2017 03:47
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Best part is he did it all because he read a book and convinced himself he was the chosen one.
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Aug 10, 2017 03:53
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i thought sam the weirdly resourceful fatass was gonna parse jon snu's heritage in the books of oldetowne
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Aug 10, 2017 03:54
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Is tormund gonna die this episode? Yes.
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Aug 10, 2017 03:54
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Toadvine posted:Is tormund gonna die this episode? Nah, the penultimate episode is going to be a straight, no-cut, 55 minute pound sesh with Brienne.
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Aug 10, 2017 04:07
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Nah, the penultimate episode is going to be a straight, no-cut, 55 minute pound sesh with Brienne. Finally!
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Aug 10, 2017 04:30
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nooneofconsequence posted:Best part is he did it all because he read a book and convinced himself he was the chosen one. Yes indeed. And some wording about a dragon having three heads, so he took that to mean it had to be him and two siblings. Somehow his much abused mom never had any good pregnancies for about a decade, then finally had Gold Crown Wannabe Sisterfucker, and by then Rhaegar decided the story was about HIS kids, so clearly when he only had two, time to grab up a teenager and make a third. Assuming Lyanna ran off with Prince Fucktard, I really really hope someone sat her down and explained in detail what happened. Your brother and dad? Yeah one was burned alive and the other was strangled trying to save him. Your prince got his chest caved in, and his wife, you know, you are the other woman she's the loving wife, got HER head caved in after she watched her children murdered. Oh, and half the country is dead. Seriously if she had lived, that would have been the best revenge possible. No no, sweetie, not only did your Prince Fucktard die, but nearly all your family is dead but you get to marry Robert anyway!
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Aug 10, 2017 04:44
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Toadvine posted:Is tormund gonna die this episode? apparently the only named death is the man red priest whose name i dont recall, and john snow almost dies but gets dragon rescued
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Aug 10, 2017 04:49
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I hope gurm dies this episode
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Aug 10, 2017 05:00
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Blue Raider posted:apparently the only named death is the man red priest whose name i dont recall, and john snow almost dies but gets dragon rescued lmao don't forget the Sand Snakes Literally everyone else did
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Aug 10, 2017 05:37
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The sand snakes took a turn for the worse when I will miss the bad poossy. Especially the tits.
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Aug 10, 2017 05:40
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El Padrino posted:I will miss the bad poossy. Especially the tits. 
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Aug 10, 2017 05:44
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The whole Operation Snake-Eater plotline was such a waste. Season 5 was only redeemed by the fight against the White Walkers in the penultimate episode.
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Aug 10, 2017 05:45
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Cowslips Warren posted:Seriously someone besides Robert should have called that fucker out. Nope, it's cool man, Rhaegar was tits awesome, especially how he left his wife and kids with Crazy Firebomb Rapist Dad while he boned a 15 year old girl. I mean to be fair half the kingdoms revolted and overthrew the royal family.
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Aug 10, 2017 08:07
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Nah, the penultimate episode is going to be a straight, no-cut, 55 minute pound sesh with Brienne. gently caress that. They need to end the wars this season, against queen and the iceman. All next season should be the "no-cut pound sesh."
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Aug 10, 2017 08:48
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COMRADES posted:I mean to be fair half the kingdoms revolted and overthrew the royal family. Well yeah, because Prince rear end in a top hat ran away with a noble lady. People like to blame the crazy king for the war, but it wasn't like the kingdom was ready to revolt and torch poo poo until Lyanna did her walk of shame off into the sunset. The funny part I remember from the books was pre-runaway Lyanna bemoaning to her brother that Robert, not yet married or engaged, had a bastard daughter (that he was somewhat remotely taking care of) and he would never stay in one bed so....so of course she didn't want to marry him! So instead she ran away and literally became the Other Woman to a married man because he was....somehow better than Robert by abandoning his wife and kids to be with her. Still made NO loving sense in the show when Ned gets the baby, sees about a dozen witnesses to the baby's birth and parentage, and one imagines he lets them all go (now if the show had shown him cutting down all those women, okay, he gets a pass) but instead lies to his wife about the baby and fucks up the baby's life for the next 17 years because he can totally trust a dozen people loyal to the Targs but can't tell his own wife, hey, this kid is my bastard nephew, don't hate him, k? I think the only reason Jon Snow survived childhood is because Cat was never left alone with that baby and a pillow.
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Aug 10, 2017 15:01
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Cowslips Warren posted:I think the only reason Jon Snow survived childhood is because Cat was never left alone with that baby and a pillow. I'm pretty sure that Cat was the sort of woman who'd protect her nephew with her life if she'd had known. I mean the only way a secret stays secret is if only one person knows the secret, but what the gently caress Ned. You live in a world where people just die all the time, gotta have fallbacks.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:49
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Outrail posted:I'm pretty sure that Cat was the sort of woman who'd protect her nephew with her life if she'd had known. I mean the only way a secret stays secret is if only one person knows the secret, but what the gently caress Ned. You live in a world where people just die all the time, gotta have fallbacks. This is the reason why I, until the moment it happened, never believed that Jun Snoo was Rhagar/Lyanna's son. Because Ned would have told his wife about it if he was.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:59
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Maybe Ned knew Cat was an even bigger idiot than himself.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:03
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Glenn Quebec posted:Maybe Ned knew Cat was an even bigger idiot than himself.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:08
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TBH, she started the freaking war that annihilated her own family because she trusted littlefinger of all people. So he wasn't wrong about not telling her :v Rob was also a moron though so maybe it ran in the family?
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Aug 10, 2017 17:09
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DoctorStrangelove posted:This is the reason why I, until the moment it happened, never believed that Jun Snoo was Rhagar/Lyanna's son. Because Ned would have told his wife about it if he was. She hated Jon. It made the ruse believable. Still stupid as gently caress. But so was Ned. And Cat. And Robb. And Arya. And Sansa. And everyone and everything about this show except Bronn.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:16
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Cowslips Warren posted:Still made NO loving sense in the show when Ned gets the baby, sees about a dozen witnesses to the baby's birth and parentage, and one imagines he lets them all go (now if the show had shown him cutting down all those women, okay, he gets a pass) but instead lies to his wife about the baby and fucks up the baby's life for the next 17 years because he can totally trust a dozen people loyal to the Targs but can't tell his own wife, hey, this kid is my bastard nephew, don't hate him, k? Yeah in the book iirc it was just Ned and what's-his-name the Crannogman dude at the end. And baby Jon obv. Outrail posted:I'm pretty sure that Cat was the sort of woman who'd protect her nephew with her life if she'd had known. I mean the only way a secret stays secret is if only one person knows the secret, but what the gently caress Ned. You live in a world where people just die all the time, gotta have fallbacks. He made an oath to his dying sister that he wouldn't tell anyone. I probably still would have told Cat but you know - Eddard Stark too honorable to take a poo poo.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:19
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Ned, Cat, and Robb were all stubborn morons. The remaining Stark children don't necessarily get a pass either, because while their age, inexperience, and physical limitations offered them very little agency to affect their situations, they survived simply because other people made it possible. They still have plenty of time to get themselves killed. Rickon excluded. He isn't even a character.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:25
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oh dope posted:Ned, Cat, and Robb were all stubborn morons. The remaining Stark children don't necessarily get a pass either, because while their age, inexperience, and physical limitations offered them very little agency to affect their situations, they survived simply because other people made it possible. They still have plenty of time to get themselves killed. We saw little of Rickon, but what we saw showed he was a moron: running in a straight line when someone is shooting arrows at you. I hope Sansa dies by getting raped to death by reanimated Ramsay. I hope Bran dies by warging into a tree that burns down. I hope Arya dies.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:29
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Waltzing Along posted:We saw little of Rickon, but what we saw showed he was a moron: running in a straight line when someone is shooting arrows at you. Are you feeling ok dude?  (Second one would be pretty funny though)Maybe if all Starks die the slumbering old god under Winterfell would finally awake and stomp the whole world under its tentacles. There must always be a stark in winterfell after all.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:56
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I hope Bran dies by warging into his own poo poo then not being able to get out. So he just stays as his own poo poo for the rest of the series kind of like how Ginyu turned into a frog
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Aug 10, 2017 17:58
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I hope an old god steps on some people
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Aug 10, 2017 17:59
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I hope tyrion dies, he's been super boring lately.
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Aug 10, 2017 18:47
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Blue Raider posted:apparently the only named death is the man red priest whose name i dont recall, and john snow almost dies but gets dragon rescued Oh thank god. I love that tall rugged bear-lover
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Aug 10, 2017 18:52
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Decebal posted:Jorah Mormont got so easily away from a disease that (in the books at least) is equal to muscular dystrophy basically it's very obviously leprosy dude
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Aug 10, 2017 19:53
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Actually I believe it affects the myelin in the brain and is more akin to adrenoleukodystrophy.
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Aug 10, 2017 19:57
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The stakes have disappeared. Deaths aren't permanent, diseases are curable. Hope the night king eats everyone's balls.
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Aug 10, 2017 20:47
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I hope he powerbottoms jon snow into submission
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Aug 10, 2017 20:50
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EPIC fat guy vids posted:TBH, she started the freaking war that annihilated her own family because she trusted littlefinger of all people. So he wasn't wrong about not telling her :v cat is in the running for Dumbest Character along with literally every other character except onion hands and Qyburn
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Aug 10, 2017 20:55
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im cute posted:cat is in the running for Dumbest Character along with literally every other character except onion hands and Qyburn Look at this stupid gently caress here
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Aug 10, 2017 21:04
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remigious posted:I hope tyrion dies, he's been super boring lately. I think at this point Tyrion is so boring and useless if he died most people would be meh about it
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Aug 10, 2017 21:06
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