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Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

weed is pretty good

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:26

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 04:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I got into a M.A. program that i'm starting in the fall, but that's just a way to delay adulthood a little bit longer

overall working hard to get a career or whatever seems p. hopeless when 1) we could all get nuked, 2) VR might become so enchanting that we all just live in tiny little monk cells and use UBI to finance the wifi bill and the IV drip that sustains our meat bodies, 3) the alien mothership could appear over W.A. D.C. tomorrow, 4) we could all download our consciousnesses into a singular entity at which point it won't matter how much you made in meatspace life, and/or 5) every living creature dies someday so nothing matters all that much

In theory they say that love/marriage/children make life worth living? Can't vouch for it myself

if you want to disabuse yourself of #2 at least, simply read up on the people who are promising to deliver those things

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

they aren't, btw

im a buddhist of 20 years now, we're extremely unchill

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I got into a M.A. program that i'm starting in the fall, but that's just a way to delay adulthood a little bit longer

overall working hard to get a career or whatever seems p. hopeless when 1) we could all get nuked, 2) VR might become so enchanting that we all just live in tiny little monk cells and use UBI to finance the wifi bill and the IV drip that sustains our meat bodies, 3) the alien mothership could appear over W.A. D.C. tomorrow, 4) we could all download our consciousnesses into a singular entity at which point it won't matter how much you made in meatspace life, and/or 5) every living creature dies someday so nothing matters all that much

In theory they say that love/marriage/children make life worth living? Can't vouch for it myself

lol that u think we're not already in a VR

imo u should write poo poo for a living because i love ur writings
like, genious level writings,
anyhow whatyever i can do to help u werewolfed headered i will half assed 'try

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:26

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Zyla posted:

oh so giving teens candy out of a van is illegal but a corporation does it with amazon gift cards and its lauded

remember that time all those assholes who drove the world economy into a mountain went to prison and ruined millions of lives w/ their greed and avarice??

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

weed is pretty good

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

neither do i...

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:27

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

"Happiness was never important. The problem is that we don't know what we really want. What makes us happy is not to get what we want. But to dream about it. Happiness is for opportunists. So I think that the only life of deep satisfaction is a life of eternal struggle, especially struggle with oneself. We all remember Gordon Gekko, the role played by Michael Douglas in Wall Street. What he says, breakfast is for wimps, or if you need a friend buy yourself a dog, I think we should say something similar about happiness. If you want to remain happy, just remain stupid. Authentic masters are never happy; happiness is a category of slaves."

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:27

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Zyla posted:

im really depressed tonight

i feel like im never gonna amount to anything in life

If you vote for Jeb!, you will die having accomplished more than most will ever dream of.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:27

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I got into a M.A. program that i'm starting in the fall, but that's just a way to delay adulthood a little bit longer

overall working hard to get a career or whatever seems p. hopeless when 1) we could all get nuked, 2) VR might become so enchanting that we all just live in tiny little monk cells and use UBI to finance the wifi bill and the IV drip that sustains our meat bodies, 3) the alien mothership could appear over W.A. D.C. tomorrow, 4) we could all download our consciousnesses into a singular entity at which point it won't matter how much you made in meatspace life, and/or 5) every living creature dies someday so nothing matters all that much

In theory they say that love/marriage/children make life worth living? Can't vouch for it myself

vr might get that way and tbh it sounds like that'll be alright for most

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

it still take a whole fifth to get you drunk baloogan or did you dry out for a bit

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hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

Zyla posted:

im really depressed tonight

i feel like im never gonna amount to anything in life

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Mariana Horchata posted:

remember that time all those assholes who drove the world economy into a mountain went to prison??

a prison called the white house cabinet!!!

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:27

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

im the cookie clicker grandma now thx goons

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:27

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

lol don't learn to code

learn to manage people who learn to code

it's way easier and you can shunt all the tedious poo poo off onto them

I've read enough "I love people who love their jobs and love to code, makes it easier to know they can be happy at their jobs while being paid less" rear end in a top hat manager spiels to have this ring true. Bonus points when they can collude with government to have them rewrite the curriculum to drive down wages for everything but managing

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:28

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

deadgoon posted:

im the cookie clicker grandma now thx goons

appropriate

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

MaxxBot posted:

If you vote for Jeb!, you will die having accomplished more than most will ever dream of.

true fact i voted for jeb in the primary

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:28

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

really?

nothing matters

lol that u think buddists aren't human

i mean this seriously: do a 10 day vipassana retreat
they are free
and they change ur life

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:28

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

Joementum posted:

I know you hate Hillary but this is the kind of stuff he was saying when that article was published

quote:

�You�ve got to give him credit," Mr Trump said. "How many young guys � he was like 26 or 25 when his father died � take over these tough generals, and all of a sudden � you know, it�s pretty amazing when you think of it. How does he do that?

"Even though it is a culture, and it�s a cultural thing, he goes in, he takes over, he�s the boss. It�s incredible.

"He wiped out the uncle, he wiped out this one, that one. This guy doesn�t play games and we can�t play games with him. Because he really does have missiles and he really does have nukes."

.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:28

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

it still take a whole fifth to get you drunk baloogan or did you dry out for a bit

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# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:28

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

lol that u think buddists aren't human

i mean this seriously: do a 10 day vipassana retreat
they are free
and they change ur life

well what you said is true

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:29

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I got into a M.A. program that i'm starting in the fall, but that's just a way to delay adulthood a little bit longer

overall working hard to get a career or whatever seems p. hopeless when 1) we could all get nuked, 2) VR might become so enchanting that we all just live in tiny little monk cells and use UBI to finance the wifi bill and the IV drip that sustains our meat bodies, 3) the alien mothership could appear over W.A. D.C. tomorrow, 4) we could all download our consciousnesses into a singular entity at which point it won't matter how much you made in meatspace life, and/or 5) every living creature dies someday so nothing matters all that much

In theory they say that love/marriage/children make life worth living? Can't vouch for it myself

the mothership is already in DC

in the smithsonian mueseum of african american history in fact.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:29

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

tacodaemon posted:

coulda just read their own website and saved the money on the gift cards fuckin dumb rear end billion dollar corporation lol

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

as a long time buddhist, i would not recommend a 10 day retreat for anyone i liked.

you will learn but one thing

you cannot die of boredom. it is impossible to die from being bored. you will wish for death. it will not come.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:30

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

galenanorth posted:

I've read enough "I love people who love their jobs and love to code, makes it easier to know they can be happy at their jobs while being paid less" rear end in a top hat manager spiels to have this ring true. Bonus points when they can collude with government to have them rewrite the curriculum to drive down wages for everything but managing

The staff where I'm at actually do have a union but it's nonstop hilarious to me, watching the rug get pulled out from under STEM in slow motion in an exact replay of what happened with nursing jobs.

The people orchestrating this must think coders and similar are the dumbest morons alive because they also will never, ever unionize or even make token efforts to defend their labor

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:30

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

i once met and hung out with my future descendant in a lucid dream so im good w/ that alone

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Jeb(!)

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:30

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

as a long time buddhist, i would not recommend a 10 day retreat for anyone i liked.

you will learn but one thing

you cannot die of boredom. it is impossible to die from being bored. you will wish for death. it will not come.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

loogs is kinda right about the buddhists not being chill thing

there was a meditation group around here I went to for a couple months and they were all super nice and friendly and the leader gave a talk every week then we'd all go out for like thai food or something

then I researched them and found out it's some modern splinter sect of buddhism that's at war with the Dalai Lama and worships some sort of demon

it was not fun to find that out

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:31

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Baloogan posted:

one of the finests men i know irl hosed his back up opening manholes

Sure, but the goatse man achieved immortality; can you say the same?

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:31

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Zyla posted:

as a long time buddhist, i would not recommend a 10 day retreat for anyone i liked.

you will learn but one thing

you cannot die of boredom. it is impossible to die from being bored. you will wish for death. it will not come.

namaste

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:31

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

logikv9 posted:

Jeb(((!)))

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:31

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Rah! posted:

LMBO WE ALL GONNA DIE

http://i.imgur.com/MRd2EQS.mp4

Me: "Dabbing for that bird pussy."

My wife: "That would stimulate my bird twat."

:love:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:31

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

skaboomizzy posted:

loogs is kinda right about the buddhists not being chill thing

there was a meditation group around here I went to for a couple months and they were all super nice and friendly and the leader gave a talk every week then we'd all go out for like thai food or something

then I researched them and found out it's some modern splinter sect of buddhism that's at war with the Dalai Lama and worships some sort of demon

it was not fun to find that out

was the demon hot

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:31

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

sullat posted:

Sure, but the goatse man achieved immortality; can you say the same?

my ancestors are stretching their anuses out at me, normie. Can you say the same?

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:32

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

that bird owns

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:32

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

skaboomizzy posted:

loogs is kinda right about the buddhists not being chill thing

there was a meditation group around here I went to for a couple months and they were all super nice and friendly and the leader gave a talk every week then we'd all go out for like thai food or something

then I researched them and found out it's some modern splinter sect of buddhism that's at war with the Dalai Lama and worships some sort of demon

it was not fun to find that out

ROFL

well to be fair the DL is kind of an glory seeking rear end in a top hat and is in no way the spirital leader of much more than a minor sect of buddhism as a whole.

-edit oh jesus my phone just shot off an amber alert i thought a bomb went off

# ? Aug 10, 2017 04:32