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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Does Clovis have to be voted on?

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

What's the bastard surname for DC? Beltway?

Future Pundit

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


Livestock feed is often corn & soy beans.

Oh boy.

As hilarious as it would be to watch billions of dollars of produce rot in the fields because of Trump's immigration pogrom, that might trigger a stock market crash because of the "September Effect" & the harvest season.

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-30793329

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice
https://twitter.com/aidnmclaughlin/status/894945988137320448

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

What's the bastard surname for DC? Beltway?

Jon Snowjob

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


please god someone with editing skills put Trump in the mirror.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lmao even having heard the two Chapo Gorka calls didn't prepare me for this

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Can somebody who's good with aftereffects replace the downs syndrome guy's face with Trump please?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

please do not touch my face

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895686351529672704

GET BACK TO WORK, B MITCH

Tumble fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Aug 10, 2017

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

That Sam Clovis sure is a handsome bastard.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


loving lol. Trump working hard these days

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Attitude Indicator posted:

loving lol. Trump working hard these days

So Trump got a bunch of flack on CNN (that Trump doesn't watch) for twitter-beefing with Mitch and now he's being all supportive. "You can do it, Mitch" lmfao

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
going to be lol worthy when the first elected official finally snaps and tells donny that he should think about doing some work too

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


lol he thinks McConnell works for him & doesn't understand how government works

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



I don't think I've ever seen anyone project so hard for so long and I've worked in psych wards

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Report: Manafort alerted authorities to Donald Jr. Russia meeting, lol

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I'm beginning to suspect that this Trump fellow may not know how to deal with people.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Random Stranger posted:

I'm beginning to suspect that this Trump fellow may not know how to deal with reality.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

" I want these on my desk by Monday morning, Parker!"

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
I hope there's a recording of Trump saying "Bitch McConnell"

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Let's see, I got my Diet Coke button, my ice cream button.... where the gently caress is my legislation button?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Actually "legislation" is a stretch, he would say "make new laws" button

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

nooneofconsequence posted:

please god someone with editing skills put Trump in the mirror.

For extra credit, put a MAGA hat on both of them.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Let's be real: What percentage of Trump's twitter followers are fake?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
what's even real anymore

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Fox News fact check:

https://twitter.com/lavenderblue27/status/895669308629504000

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
In ten or fifteen years we'll be offering benefits and easy paths to citizenship for low skilled workers so that our drat fruit gets picked and our toilets get plunged

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Play posted:

In ten or fifteen years we'll be offering benefits and easy paths to citizenship for low skilled workers so that our drat fruit gets picked and our toilets get plunged

just what the illegals wanted all along. donald trump is their pawn

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
If we just forced them to give farm workers a decent minimum wage, Trump voters could do that instead of sitting around all day smoking meth and pining for coal jobs.

edit: sure, produce prices would go up, but that could be portrayed as a way to stick it to the liberals.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin


So is Shep Smith getting fired from Fox? I always seem to find level headed head lines from him.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

f-f-fake news?!

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Cosmik Slop posted:

Actually "legislation" is a stretch, he would say "make new laws" button

Make new laws,
repeal the old.
One button is silver,
the other :piss:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

A Bakers Cousin posted:

So is Shep Smith getting fired from Fox? I always seem to find level headed head lines from him.

He's the one guy they let tell the truth because he's pretty obviously gay so most of their viewers will ignore anything he says anyway.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Attitude Indicator posted:

loving lol. Trump working hard these days

It's a loving working vacation!

https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/895368101809848322

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Tumble posted:

So Trump got a bunch of flack on CNN (that Trump doesn't watch) for twitter-beefing with Mitch and now he's being all supportive. "You can do it, Mitch" lmfao

Lol

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

NotWearingPants posted:

If we just forced them to give farm workers a decent minimum wage, Trump voters could do that instead of sitting around all day smoking meth and pining for coal jobs.

No, they prefer sitting around and smoking meth, not engaging in back breaking labor that they think they're too good for anyways. And even if they didn't there wouldn't be enough workers, that's how demographics works. It's just funny how the gop is literally wrong about EVERYTHING. Immigration from Mexico and Central America is good for the American economy, not bad. They do hard work, pay taxes, spend money, and keep our population younger. And that will only become more obvious as time goes on, lol. We'll be begging them to come and do the work white people are too loving pussy to do.

Remember that crowder thing where he went and mocked and attacked day laborers and tried to undercut them? And yet he owned himself lol because if it's so great to be a day laborer then why dont unemployed us citizens do it? Lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Also lol that rather than speak to.mitch he's tweeting about it

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Plavski posted:

imagine being sean hannity

imagine every day waking up, looking in the mirror and seeing sean hannity's face staring back at you

imagine what sort of ghastly thing you'd have to have done to a gypsy woman to get a curse like that

Sean also does a radio show for 3 hours a day every day

think of the amount of rage that would need to be channeled for that long

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I fully expect Hannity to stroke out on the air and I will be very sad if I can't lol at this.

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