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A 'no suicide oath' would lead to loving people out of benefits. It's the whole reason they thought it up.
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"Oath of Exit" might not be the worst name they could have picked, but it's certainly up there.
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ded posted:A 'no suicide oath' would lead to loving people out of benefits. It's the whole reason they thought it up. I was gonna make a joke about "you'd better not kill yourself or you'll be in trouble!" but yeah this is exactly what they're trying to do. 
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They'll institute this and someone will be beating down McNally's door asking why his wife didn't sign the oath
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Aug 10, 2017 18:06
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Don't need to pay for PTSD treatment if they break their oath!
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Lindsay Graham was just on tv and said he discussed NK with Trump and that Trump is, "mentally there in terms of a pre-emptive strike." Trump is having a high level security briefing with Kelly, Mattis, and Pence in a bit. Will just have to wait and see what happens after.
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Blind Rasputin posted:Lindsay Graham was just on tv and said he discussed NK with Trump and that Trump is, "mentally there in terms of a pre-emptive strike." 
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Aug 10, 2017 18:27
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We have outlawed north korea, bombing begins in 5 minutes. Except this time without the laughter.
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i dont know anything about physics but i hope this launches us into the sun when it happens
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orange juche posted:We have outlawed north korea, bombing begins in 5 minutes. So long as we get a live stream of the B-2 elephant walk.
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orange juche posted:We have outlawed north korea, bombing begins in 5 minutes. Points to Kamchatka on map with pointer.
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Somewhere slightly outside of Moscow https://youtu.be/NtcquzZydXs 
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Missionary Positron posted:Plan to institute military oath against suicide could backfire, some experts say Safety contract lmao. I work in addiction treatment and behavioral health and that poo poo don't work lmao. All they are is a piece of paper absolving the facility of responsibility for your death if you off your self on their premises. Alot of facilities who don't wanna deal with it are actually just bouncing suicidal people out the the street cause they don't want the lawsuit or bad press of having someone eat a bullet or OD on their premises
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Dead Reckoning posted:"Oath of Exit" might not be the worst name they could have picked, but it's certainly up there. Sounds like a warhammer space marine thing
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Aug 10, 2017 18:45
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I just declared an oath of exit on the shitter.
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Waroduce posted:Alot of facilities who don't wanna deal with it are actually just bouncing suicidal people out the the street oh indeed Insurance companies refusing to pay for treatment is a big cause also.
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Aug 10, 2017 18:55
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brb declaring an oath of gorging on this pizza
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Professor Bling posted:brb declaring an oath of gorging on this pizza Now we know why Hot Dog man is what he is: He took an oath 
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I'm declaring an oath of exit on my penis as soon as I get home I'm going to bang my girlfriend or knock one out
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Taco Bell declares and oath of exit on my anus
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Waroduce posted:I'm declaring an oath of exit on my penis as soon as I get home I'm going to bang my girlfriend excuse me that's an oath of orifice
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Aug 10, 2017 19:33
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Hey remember that Foxconn factory that Donnie and fellow dumbass Scott Walker championed? It's not going to produce any revenue for Wisconsin for 25 years.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...omepage%2Fstory Donnie's trying to start a war again.
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Casimir Radon posted:Hey remember that Foxconn factory that Donnie and fellow dumbass Scott Walker championed? It's not going to produce any revenue for Wisconsin for 25 years. Right about the time they move states I'm sure. I'd be digging to find the kickbacks.
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psydude posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...omepage%2Fstory Bright side we may see the first CAB w/second award stars ever
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Casimir Radon posted:Hey remember that Foxconn factory that Donnie and fellow dumbass Scott Walker championed? It's not going to produce any revenue for Wisconsin for 25 years. "Wisconn Valley" god drat go gently caress yourself scott walker
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Aug 10, 2017 20:43
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Trump nuking the Norks into non existence and then getting immediately impeached would kill two birds with one stone. Also he's literally the only president we've had that could launch nukes that close to the Russian border and not cause the Russians to go full MAD
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Reverand maynard posted:Trump nuking the Norks into non existence and then getting immediately hung as a war criminal would kill two birds with one stone.
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so how hosed is everyone in SK if pyongyang catches a nuke? because it would be kind of weird to watch chest thumping, military boner republicans and republican supporters kill a bunch of american troops and be okay with it. because i am 100% certain there's a larger than acceptable group of people that would cheer him on if he nuked NK and killed abunch of american troops in the process.
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TBeats posted:so how hosed is everyone in SK if pyongyang catches a nuke? When have they not been okay with it in the past?
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psydude posted:When have they not been okay with it in the past? it's one thing to throw a bunch of kids into iraq and have iraqis kill them, or for someone to get Pat Tillman'd but if like, a few thousand troops eat nuclear fallout and kick the bucket in the process, i'm not sure you can just write that off the same way.
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Pyongyang is far enough away from borders that a tactical nuke probably wouldn't affect China or SK. No one is gonna be a fan though. Man, gently caress being in 2ID or 4-7 right now, fuuuuuuuck that.
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TBeats posted:so how hosed is everyone in SK if pyongyang catches a nuke? If "dialed" down the effects of one of the tactical bombs would be pretty localized and not that much fallout would make it to RoK or Japan. Of course that assumes Trump doesn't order an Ohio to launch everything. Luckily he doesn't even know what the nuclear triad is... 
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Time to short the South Korean economy and pray for nuclear war
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TBeats posted:it's one thing to throw a bunch of kids into iraq and have iraqis kill them, or for someone to get Pat Tillman'd For most Americans, no probably not. For the Republican death cult members we have that are still loud and proud about being all aboard the MAGA Train? Eh I wouldn't be so sure. Reminder: Hot Karl Marx posted:Surprised no one posted this yet (ugh WaPo)
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Professor Bling posted:"Wisconn Valley" god drat go gently caress yourself scott walker The guy is a loving sleezeball, ans Wisconsin's inability to get rid of him or Johnson makes me question why I ever thought it was an ok place. At a finer level you have shitbags like Ryan and Duffy that will probably never go away either.
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not caring here posted:Pyongyang is far enough away from borders that a tactical nuke probably wouldn't affect China or SK. No, but the artillery response will significantly damage Seoul.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...0d7e_story.html McCain's strategy: More advisors for ForeverWar.
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Casimir Radon posted:I decided I was a libertarian towards the end of high school because it's a philosophy that appeals to dumb self-centered teenagers. I'd startes to turn against that in a pretty big way on my early 20s thanks to exposure to the real world, and being really mad about the knots people would tie themselves into for anti-Obama nonsense. Seriously, you're going to flip out about Michelle wearing shorts when they go on vacation?! gently caress you! I thoroughly loathed Republicans by this point. Scott Walker's bullshit after he got elected turned me from thinking libertarians were merely misguided, into outright hating them. libertarianism, or at least the idea that everyone should do for themselves and the government should be a bare bones and minimal structure that provides a military and not much else, appeals to me. but then i remember what reality we live in and lol
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TBeats posted:libertarianism, or at least the idea that everyone should do for themselves and the government should be a bare bones and minimal structure that provides a military and not much else, appeals to me. I can't hear you over my socialist healthcare
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