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The Protagonist posted:there is no need to fear the best possible course for humanity If poo poo hits the fan I live far away from any DPRK missile threat so I'm inclined to agree. I don't care that we're one of the twelve founding nations of the NATO; Dornald Jagoff Trump wants to dissolve that entire thing and if we elect to participate anyways I *probably* won't be sent off to wherever. I'll make my fortune in the black market though. Fortune awaits!
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Can someone post a link to the Trump parody version of the ending of Dr. Strangelove? Not that anybody has mentioned anything about it to me, it's just such an obvious thing to do that I'm positive it exists.
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i have had a misguided joke not land before but wowie
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Greetings, Dr. Falken. Shall we play a game?
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Former DILF posted:not only is nuclear holocaust the best case scenario, we have a moral obligation to carpetnuke earth The real to prevent global warming is a nuclear winter that annihilates the vermin like humanity we have become.
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runupon cracker posted:A dude I know says liberals are mad at Trump in part because he's an "unapologetic alpha" People who use terms like "alpha" to refer to human beings typically are too stupid to realize that the people they assign the title to are blustery idiots.
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idk but it probably wouldn't encompass a fat old man who fears confrontation
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I can't help but see this Onion "classic issue" while reading these Trump/NK tweets. What a time to be alive. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/july-17-1963-10614
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Stryder posted:I can't help but see this Onion "classic issue" while reading these Trump/NK tweets. What a time to be alive. Holy poo poo, one of the best headlines ever. DROP THIS COMMIE BUNK OR IT'S RING-A-DING-DING FOR YOU BOZOS Also here is the best Trump article: http://www.theonion.com/article/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i-28589 haljordan fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Aug 10, 2017 |
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quote:Trump's wacky roller coaster ride into armageddon
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Lol. I work literally two blocks from Trump Tower in Midtown nyc on like the 30th floor. I hope when the nuke hits I manage to make it outside only to be impaled by a tiny gilded T
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Citizens of Seoul now face the option of swift annihilation by a madman with funny hair or a slower, more painful death due to nuclear fallout when Pyongyang is destroyed by a different madman with funny hair. What a time to be alive.
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Trump's hair is funnier, and I bet comparing actual, unfudged golf games his is worse.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:gently caress you gently caress you What a retard
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:gently caress you gently caress you loving worthless sack of loving poo poo, gently caress youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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ZeroPrimal posted:Goddamn, Trump is a stupid motherfucker.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:gently caress you gently caress you There's something poetic, and by poetic I mean retarded, in purging thousands of people from the military and then immediately threatening war on a country.
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Doing the military a favor by not telling them he's going to make an announcement on twitter that sows doubt and confusion in the ranks while being too chickenshit to give James Mattis an order to do anything.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:gently caress you gently caress you Hey did you guys know he got a lot of votes? There's a map somewhere...
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:gently caress you gently caress you You see, by taking away the right to vote or own property, we are actually giving coloreds freedom. Freedom from the tyranny of mortgages, and other taxing issues that are, honestly, above their understanding.
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lmao imagine getting dunked on by Target
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TFW Brenda is woke as gently caress
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Madcosby posted:i also spent the first 5 minutes re-reading and enlarging the pic trying to figure out what was so "leftist" about it It's RED you fools.
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Jeffrey Lord got canned from CNN Turns out this gets you fired https://twitter.com/realJeffreyLord/status/895689103966179330
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Code Jockey posted:I find it god drat incredible that North loving Korea is the side producing the most coherent message lmao
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Also lolling how Trump thinks making empty threats he will not follow through will help build credibility. Sort of how multinational companies now laugh off his tariff tweets
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In retrospect these 4th graders did nothing wrong:quote:An eleven year-old student at Stafford Elementary is recovering Wednesday after being beaten by several of his classmates.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Jeffrey Lord got canned from CNN Lol, who'd have thought?
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COMRADES posted:Also I don't know who posted it or where but that old post along the lines of 
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like i get that he was probably going for a "haha ur a grammar/spelling nazi" joke but it's a pretty unforced self-own to do it that way when ur making common cause with neonazis and may as well be doing it in earnest
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