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COMRADES posted:I think it is funny that Alfie Allen (Theon) apparently just sat around smoking weed all the time to the point that his sister Lily Allen made a song/video poo poo talking him and now he probably made or will make more money from GoT alone than she is worth total. drat what a lovely thing thing to do
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Aug 11, 2017 01:09
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Toadvine posted:drat what a lovely thing thing to do He was punished by having to shoot multiple nude scenes with Esmé Bianco
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Aug 11, 2017 01:11
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Bran wargs into Jamie in the past and pushes himself out the window. (cuz he wanted to gently caress Cersei)
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Aug 11, 2017 01:39
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Tyrion stopped being cool once he went to SlaveryLand. Seriously his attempts at witty banter with loving slaves just staring at him were so bad. You could feel both GreyWorm and Miss Andrei wonder if anyone would miss a short bitch. Bran wargs into both Ramsay and Sansa on their wedding night. And later when he's bored, he wargs into the stack of Unsullied dicks stacked in some merchant's cupboards.
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Aug 11, 2017 02:23
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Once any character comes in contact with Dany they turn boring and terrible. Drogo was the only exception. It is known.
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Aug 11, 2017 03:22
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If drogo came back would dany immediately revert to being a submissive, stockholm syndrome house wife?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Once any character comes in contact with Dany they turn boring and terrible. Drogo was the only exception. It is known. excuse me are we forgetting the party boy mercenary captain with the talented tongue not dario dario killed him
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Aug 11, 2017 03:34
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Aug 11, 2017 03:41
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facebook jihad posted:I think at this point Tyrion is so boring and useless if he died most people would be meh about it At least they're staying true to the books
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Aug 11, 2017 04:13
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I hope a lady giant steps on Zzulu
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Aug 11, 2017 04:15
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COMRADES posted:I think it is funny that Alfie Allen (Theon) apparently just sat around smoking weed all the time to the point that his sister Lily Allen made a song/video poo poo talking him and now he probably made or will make more money from GoT alone than she is worth total. well if lily allen had written fewer songs that were bad and more good songs like this one then those tables would not have room to turn
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Aug 11, 2017 04:17
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Bobby Digital posted:I hope a lady giant steps on Zzulu same, but me
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Aug 11, 2017 04:20
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etalian posted:He was punished by having to shoot multiple nude scenes with Esmé Bianco 
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Aug 11, 2017 04:22
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Lord of Pie posted:At least they're staying true to the books I was thinking, Littlefinger and Tyrion have been dull since the book content ended - but no. Tyrion has been boring, sad sack in the books since the 3rd one too. And THAT's the character the author identifies with. As if the writing wasn't already on the wall about the alleged upcoming books. If they come out and are decent it'll be a goddamned miracle.
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Aug 11, 2017 06:24
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All I remember about Tyrion from the last book is him drinking and lamenting about killing Shae. Which was boring and bad, but at least it was something. Show Tyrion doesn't even have that, he's just sort of hanging around because Dinklage is one of the big stars and they can't write him out of the show at this point.
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Aug 11, 2017 06:41
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peter dinklage is a stoner chillboy in real life and theres about a 0% chance he isnt bored to absolute death of playing a dwarf on-screen, a role he spent most of his career swearing to never portray
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Aug 11, 2017 07:17
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and its entirely palpable, especially while watching him play a listless drunk
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I don't like Tyrion anymore because he's always going on about how he "knows things" but for a guy who "knows things" he's looking like a pretty big moron lately (same with Varys). Probably the only good thing he did was bail Joffrey out at that battle, but even there he just kind of motivated them and promptly got his face hosed up. It's really going to get dull and terrible once Jorah makes his way back to Dany. I can't stand his constant fawning.
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Aug 11, 2017 07:30
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I like how when people meet each other in front of Dany or Sansa or whoever, they have to give a throaway line about their having met in the past. Like Tyrion and Davos talking about the Blackwater, or Jon kind of throwing away any conflict with Theon with one line about how he helped Sansa. It would be ridiculous if they didn't do that. It would go noticed too, but I think the practice of just throwing a line in there hilarious. I hope when Jorah gets back to Dany Jon is still there, and Jon can be like, "Didn't my father send you to jail for slaving?" And Jorah can say, "Aye, your father had balls... unlike the 'man' who set me free..." *gestures to Varys* Varys: "My good lords..." blah blah blah, etc.
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Aug 11, 2017 07:52
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In the earlier seasons they thought they were capping Bran's powers pretty good by explaining that the only reason he can warg into Hodor is because he has massive brain damage but now, in the 7th season, that means he can warg into pretty much any character.
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Aug 11, 2017 09:26
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Didn't he give him the massive brain damage in the first place by mind raping the gently caress out of him so he'd hold that dang door? The Hodor Paradox  e] yeah I eat rear end posted:
Khaleesi Please! Khaleesiiiiiiiiiii 
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Aug 11, 2017 09:43
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I always wondered if the mindfucking thing was even necessary. He might have just held it anyway if he knew it was the only way to save bran or whatever.
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Aug 11, 2017 09:57
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I don't think he deliberately "mind hosed" Hodor. It was a weird accident caused by the stress of Bran going back in time and entering Hodor's mind at the same time and also the girl hysterically screaming at Hodor to hold the door. It was just a bad confluence of events.
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Aug 11, 2017 10:02
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He did and he let them kill his doggo, he's a real jerk.
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Aug 11, 2017 10:06
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I seem to remember it being an accident. Anyways, if it wasn't an accident and he can deliberately time-warg into people and retardate them when they're children, then he could time-warg into Cerci and end her right now and put a stop to the human war so they can concentrate on the ice zombies.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Didn't he give him the massive brain damage in the first place by mind raping the gently caress out of him so he'd hold that dang door? The Hodor Paradox It's way worse in the books, where he mind rapes Hodor so he can potentially have a big giant working dong to rape-rape Meera.
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Aug 11, 2017 10:45
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Bobby Digital posted:I hope a lady giant steps on Zzulu 
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Aug 11, 2017 10:53
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*Bran wargs into his father* "Yes, Renly, this is a good idea." *Everything fixed*
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:*Bran wargs into his father* The end of the story is bran warging a children of the forest before they create the ice demons and saying, "Maybe creating a super weapon we can't control is a bad idea"
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Aug 11, 2017 11:12
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Universe Master posted:It's way worse in the books, where he mind rapes Hodor so he can potentially have a big giant working dong to rape-rape Meera. i don't remember that
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FuhrerHat posted:peter dinklage is a stoner chillboy in real life and theres about a 0% chance he isnt bored to absolute death of playing a dwarf on-screen, a role he spent most of his career swearing to never portray I like when he plays the gay tripping guy with red eyes who jumps out of his dead lover's coffin during a funeral.
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Aug 11, 2017 12:14
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Bran wargs into himself warging and his mind folds 100 times like when you see a picture of a mirror that goes on for infinity. Then the seasons stop working correctly in game of thrones.
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Aug 11, 2017 12:37
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Wanna go out for brewskis with Alfie Allen and Euron, they seem chill as gently caress. They should just go ok gently caress it, gently caress GRRM's notes, Khaleesi falls off a dragon, a falling chandelier wipes out Sansa and Jon at dinner, Cersei now has to unfuck Westeros, deal with the walkers and defend her butt from Euron while Arya keeps popping out of the shadows stabbing at her like Inspector Clouseau's manservant. Just loving wing it. How much worse can it get.
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aphid_licker posted:Wanna go out for brewskis with Alfie Allen and Euron, they seem chill as gently caress. khaleei looking directly into the camera and saying trans issyes must be importanyt to us all while sitting on the dragon
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Aug 11, 2017 12:56
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The show keeps doing this thing where the audience is supposed to be like, "Whoa, Dani really is a queen, look how good and noble she is" but I'm just sitting there like, "What a little loving brat"
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ElGroucho posted:The show keeps doing this thing where the audience is supposed to be like, "Whoa, Dani really is a queen, look how good and noble she is" but I'm just sitting there like, "What a little loving brat" Then her eyebrows do a thing, and all i can think of is a small child doing their best to convince their parents they're angry and determined. "Acting"
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I'm enjoying the trend of Jaimie playing the "I can't do it with one hand" card on Bronn. Row this boat, kill these dudes, shoot down this dragon
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