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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked a horse

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


just remembered that mike pence, the vp, of the us, of a, is an unabashed horsefucker

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011



TREBEK: And now let's see Vice President Mike Pence's answer to the Final Jeopardy question.



TREBEK: What is–? Oh, I think I know where this is going. Let me take a look here.



TREBEK: Yep, that's a horse having sex with him.
PENCE: I really did gently caress that horse, you know.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
I saw this book on Reddit and it reminded me of the forbidden love between Michael Pence, our Vice President and a horsie 🐴

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Relevant Tangent posted:

I really feel like it should be was hosed by a horse in the thread title.
Because that's what happened, as sure as the piss tape is real.

Just because Mr Pence was getting penetrated doesn't mean he wasn't also doing all the work. A power bottom if there ever was one, he was still the one doing the loving.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence hosed a horse

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
In Trump's America, horse fucks Mike Pence!

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I uh... poo poo.

Forgot what it was I remembered

*Scratches arse*

Gets glass of milk instead, frowning slightly

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/RomulusJohnston/status/897608716979130368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
:thunk:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
keep fuckin that horse pence

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


mike pence hosed a horse

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

an actual dog posted:

mike pence hosed a horse

an actual horse

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



but was the horse a nazi too

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Vice President Mike Pence, soaked in fresh horse semen: Donny, have you tried, have you taken my advice, and tried your hand at horse loving?
Donald Trump: No, it looks gross, and painful.
VPMP, as another horse is rotated into the room: You gotta try it.
Donald Trump: It's just so big and, I just don't get it Mike.
VPMP, kneeling now beneath the horse: Well you don't have to start with the horses champ, just go suck off your dog or something. Maybe that really racist one you're always talking about.
DJT: I don't know Mike. Maybe, maybe Mike.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
In light of recent racial tensions in America, I have to ask the question:
do you think Mike Pence hosed a white horse or a black horse?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Mike Pence prefers purebred Arabian stallions

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
If Mike Pence cared about healing the racial divide, he'd gently caress a zebra.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

The Nastier Nate posted:

If Mike Pence cared about healing the racial divide, he'd gently caress a zebra.

or like, a grey horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Nastier Nate posted:

In light of recent racial tensions in America, I have to ask the question:
do you think Mike Pence hosed a white horse or a black horse?

https://twitter.com/VP/status/863182608552906755

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mike will only be bred by the purest purebred.

Edit: White Bread Mike is bred by the purest white purebreds.

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 07:38 on Aug 17, 2017

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Fantastic afternoon.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴🐎🐎🐴
🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴
🐴

🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴 🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐴🐴🐴


🐴🐎🐎🐴
🐴 🐴🐎🐴
🐴🐎🐴🐴
🐴 🐎🐎🐴

🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐴🐴🐴

🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴 🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐴🐴🐴
🐴🐎🐎🐎
🐴🐴🐴🐴

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
haha nice, just remembered he hosed a horse

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
http://didmikepencefuckahorse.com/

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Probably??

PROBABLY?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



philip k horsedick

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Guy who takes horse dong still manages to not be biggest rear end in a top hat in administration

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lord of Pie posted:

Guy who takes horse dong still manages to not be biggest rear end in a top hat in administration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfiXkTOYu8&t=22s

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Lord of Pie posted:

Guy who takes horse dong still manages to not be biggest rear end in a top hat in administration

let's not kinkshame. pence is bad because he electrocutes gays not because he was penetrated by a horse

(this is the centrist threAd right?)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
shiet i remembered :barf:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

shiet i remembered :barf:

what a way to wake up on a saturday

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Probably??

PROBABLY?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!

gently caress THAT

MIKE PENCE hosed A HORCE!!!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
remember remember

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Just remembered boys.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

du -hast posted:

Just remembered boys.

:same:

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

I remembered.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

ajkalan posted:

I remembered.



Holy poo poo

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Currently thinking about a big veiny lubricated horse cock slamming into the anus of our Vice President. The frothy sebum surrounding his white-haired rear end in a top hat.


Mmmmmmm

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
mike pence hosed a horse

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I remember hearing about this, shame no one is still talking about the stallion that took pence to poundtown

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