Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Should have been "Make Dew."

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

What the gently caress Heather?

Yeah gently caress you Heather. This thread has had diaper lovers, neck fungus and more nazis than I can stand and yet that loving picture is the straw that broke the camels back because it's something that revolts me to the core.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Testekill posted:

Yeah gently caress you Heather. This thread has had diaper lovers, neck fungus and more nazis than I can stand and yet that loving picture is the straw that broke the camels back because it's something that revolts me to the core.

This poster doth protest too much, methinks.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Is this not just a regular lady? Am I missing something from phone posting?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Yeah red is not Mannings color at all. So pasty so white.

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Well she hasn't had much sun in recent years. Cut her some slack.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
What's AUG about Chelsea?

Bumblefuck!
Jan 20, 2007

Yeah, Chelsea is awesome

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

She's a goddamn American hero.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
well it was a good AUG thread guys. See you in the next one.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
here's a parting shot for this thread

NWS
Legolas may your shot be true

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
One troll isn't going to destroy the thread, shut up you dweebs.

I've been rewatching the Katering Show, so here's one that's already been posted in some incarnation of this thread: Plasagna.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LhgJjicMz8

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

She's beautiful. The only AUG is all the people on the internet trying to cut her down a notch because of how empowering she is to the trans community. She's everything I wish I was.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MageMage posted:

She's beautiful. The only AUG is all the people on the internet trying to cut her down a notch because of how empowering she is to the trans community. She's everything I wish I was.

And also should be serving a life sentence.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Randaconda posted:

And also should be serving a life sentence.

But then we wouldn't get emoji-filled tweets, which may or may not be awkward depending on your opinion of people over the age of 18 using emoji.

Anyway weak attempt to troll/honeypot the thread, Wizard Master, keep trying sport!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should have been "Make Dew."

I am disgusted at myself for laughing at this, thanks.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Just shut the gently caress up and move on jesus christ, all of you.


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How is this fool this old and not knowing how to shave?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

EmmyOk posted:

Just shut the gently caress up and move on jesus christ, all of you.




Didn't even go the whole way with the line.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

How is this fool this old and not knowing how to shave?

He plays with G.I.Joe so I'm thinking he's like 7?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I just noticed the creepy thing right next to the Gi Joe. What the gently caress is that, a homemade Jesus bust or something?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I also just noticed he has dreads, I assumed he was totally shaven.


Jerry Cotton posted:

He plays with G.I.Joe so I'm thinking he's like 7?

I think this guy literally might be 7

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

EmmyOk posted:


I think this guy literally might be 7



Poor Benjamin Button

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

I also just noticed he has dreads, I assumed he was totally shaven.


I think this guy literally might be 7



7th stage :(

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Randaconda posted:

How is this fool this old and not knowing how to shave?

You talking about the irritation? People have different skin.

The military even issues waivers to some soldiers who break out badly from shaving.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Glenn Hetrick?

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

EmmyOk posted:

I also just noticed he has dreads, I assumed he was totally shaven.


I think this guy literally might be 7



Or a bald old woman.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Deified Data posted:

Or a bald old woman.

*in a centrist voice* the truth as always is in the middle: he's 7 bald old women.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm not sure if this goes in AUG, Schadenfreude, or Weird Stories: at least 15 teenagers in a remote town in Morocco "admired" (i.e. engaged in bestiality with) a donkey. Surprise, the donkey had rabies! All of them had to get rabies treatment, which they've survived amid massive embarrassment, and the donkey got slaughtered. Fffffuuuuuck.
:smith:

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey/

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
Oh to be young again

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in AUG, Schadenfreude, or Weird Stories: at least 15 teenagers in a remote town in Morocco "admired" (i.e. engaged in bestiality with) a donkey. Surprise, the donkey had rabies! All of them had to get rabies treatment, which they've survived amid massive embarrassment, and the donkey got slaughtered. Fffffuuuuuck.
:smith:

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey/

Of course that donkey was slaughtered.

15 boys? And not married to any of them? What a whore.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's not bestiality if you don't kiss the donkey.

Lol admired.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

Lol admired.

This confused me too! Maybe it's a translation thing or something because otherwise wow.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Yeah, it's weird writing, the author uses "approached" and "admired" apparently as euphemisms for the physical act of bestiality.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
must have been a nice rear end

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Donkey was asking for it dressed like that.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in AUG, Schadenfreude, or Weird Stories: at least 15 teenagers in a remote town in Morocco "admired" (i.e. engaged in bestiality with) a donkey. Surprise, the donkey had rabies! All of them had to get rabies treatment, which they've survived amid massive embarrassment, and the donkey got slaughtered. Fffffuuuuuck.
:smith:

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey/

... so the young recruit says "I was hesitant at first, but that was quite fun." And the old sergeant replies "We usually ride the donkey into town and go to the local brothel, but whatever works for you."

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

EmmyOk posted:

Just shut the gently caress up and move on jesus christ, all of you.




Looks like valium staining around his mouth which would pretty much explain everything in that photo

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

NonzeroCircle posted:

Looks like valium staining around his mouth which would pretty much explain everything in that photo

"Valium Staining"

Off to google then.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Randaconda posted:

How is this fool this old and not knowing how to shave?

I didn't think of that, normally when women have acne localised on the chin its hormonal in nature so I was sat there wondering if dudes get that too.



  • Locked thread