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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

please stop kinkshaming sargon

It's just shaming, nothing to do with kink.

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Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

The worst submarine posted:

me: Hi everyone and thanks for coming to my poli sci 101 presentation on why multiculturalism causes moral decline.
*Opens web browser which reloads to the middle of BIG DICK GIRL BANGS SISSY BOY HARD, blaring at 110% over auditorium speakers.*
me, yelling over howling laughter from entire 100 person class: You're all proving my point.

you sound like a badass

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Avenging_Mikon posted:

It's just shaming, nothing to do with kink.

my kink is being a lazy unhygenic piece of human filth, merging with my desk chair, stained orange and slowly expanding with abdominal fat

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
For reals, buying sex from some poor woman (because I feel bad for any woman who has to erotically touch that douchebag) is not a kink, any more than other sex crimes are "kinks". It's just a man too pathetic to normally negotiate sex pretending to be a functioning human until the hour runs out.

The worst submarine
Apr 26, 2010

Dongicus posted:

you sound like a badass
thank u

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


I'm glad you guys are finally getting into the spirit of things. I bet Sargin never vidchats with the camgirls lest some degenerate money-grabbing harpy recognize him and then destroys his reputation as is her cultural marxist imperative.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

boner confessor posted:

my kink is being a lazy unhygenic piece of human filth, merging with my desk chair, stained orange and slowly expanding with abdominal fat

Dongicus posted:

you sound like a badass

fallenturtle
Feb 28, 2003
paintedblue.net
Sargon attempts to explain his top sites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTq2MuV5gFY

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I wouldn't publicly admit that I went on porn sites without a popup blocker.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

A true classical liberal would pay market price for his pornography.

The worst submarine
Apr 26, 2010

fallenturtle posted:

Sargon attempts to explain his top sites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTq2MuV5gFY
The first half is about how completely normal he is and the second half is explaining that his twitter ban is because of an unholy progressive hivemind bent on destroying Keemstar.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
so his defense as a stoic rational is that he's seeking out reiki massage and this is supposed to be a better argument in his favor than trying to buy sex slave handies?

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate

The worst submarine posted:

me: Hi everyone and thanks for coming to my poli sci 101 presentation on why multiculturalism causes moral decline.
*Opens web browser which reloads to the middle of BIG DICK GIRL BANGS SISSY BOY HARD, blaring at 110% over auditorium speakers.*
me, yelling over howling laughter from entire 100 person class: You're all proving my point.

when i was in college one of my teachers (incredibly creepy old dude) was giving a presentation and accidentally revealed a file called nasty_sex.exe in his start menu which was pretty good imo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lovechop posted:

when i was in college one of my teachers (incredibly creepy old dude) was giving a presentation and accidentally revealed a file called nasty_sex.exe in his start menu which was pretty good imo

I have to wonder what that executable does.

.wav, .mp4, .flv even I could understand, but .exe?

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

rkajdi posted:

I think it's more paying for an escourt/"massage" because he's too pathetic to get sex the honest way. But good try.

boner confessor posted:

so his defense as a stoic rational is that he's seeking out reiki massage and this is supposed to be a better argument in his favor than trying to buy sex slave handies?

https://twitter.com/shaun_jen/status/895782298808922112

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I have to wonder what that executable does.

.wav, .mp4, .flv even I could understand, but .exe?
Either a virus or a porn dialler. Or both.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do you know that I actually don't know what a porn dialler is?

I was a bit too young back then to learn. Does it download porn over your dial up or something?

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

business hammocks posted:

A true classical liberal would pay market price mercilessly exploit every poor person who couldn't hire a lawyer and sue him for his pornography.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Do you know that I actually don't know what a porn dialler is?

I was a bit too young back then to learn. Does it download porn over your dial up or something?
Yeah. Someone sets up an FTP server and a handful of modems behind a premium rate number, and the software dials the number and provides an easy interface for the user to download the files.

As predictable for the era, some of them were outright viruses and others were scammy as gently caress at keeping the user connected when they didn't need to be.

Even during their heyday they were mostly for people with, hem, niche interests or people that didn't realize that there was porn on the actual internet (like most of alt.binaries) or fell for a popup scam.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ah that makes more sense, I was thinking you hit it and it dials up a number and they send you a random porno.

Like loot crate but filthier.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



https://twitter.com/ohsohologramic/status/896120075714912258

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

rkajdi posted:

For reals, buying sex from some poor woman (because I feel bad for any woman who has to erotically touch that douchebag) is not a kink, any more than other sex crimes are "kinks". It's just a man too pathetic to normally negotiate sex pretending to be a functioning human until the hour runs out.

I'm not often going to go to bat for a shitbird, but actually buckling down and paying for sex, rather than whining endlessly about how he's not getting any, puts him above a dangerously significant portion of the internet's male population.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Somfin posted:

I'm not often going to go to bat for a shitbird, but actually buckling down and paying for sex, rather than whining endlessly about how he's not getting any, puts him above a dangerously significant portion of the internet's male population.

he has a wife tho

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges





Lol the right wing media gets its news from 4chan and gamergate now

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


I loving hate Tucker Carlson and I hope he gets swirlied by his co-workers. Or Lauren Duca.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Verisimilidude posted:



Lol the right wing media gets its news from 4chan and gamergate now

is that the only face carlson can do?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

boner confessor posted:

he has a wife tho

And she ain't banging him. Seems like a win-win.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

What do you think Sargon's wife tells family and friends when they ask what he does for a living?

Solitair
Feb 18, 2014

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY!!!

The worst submarine posted:

The first half is about how completely normal he is and the second half is explaining that his twitter ban is because of an unholy progressive hivemind bent on destroying Keemstar.

Keemstar posted:

If we decided as a community that PewDiePie was wrong, then he would have a million dislikes, not a million likes.


Verisimilidude posted:



Lol the right wing media gets its news from 4chan and gamergate now

Does anyone know why Cheong joined sides with the people who used to harass him?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

I thought Sargon was divorced? Hence one of the main reasons he seems to have a rather large problem with women.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Why did Baked Alaska decide on that username? Is it because his hair looks like an ice cream treat?

Solitair posted:

Does anyone know why Cheong joined sides with the people who used to harass him?

He went berserk when a games journalist said that Witcher 3 is an amazing game but doesn't have many minorities.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



This man appears to still actively play Tyranids. He's used to identifying with an accepting the behavior of authority figures abusing him. So really the alt-right is a natural fit.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Solitair posted:

Does anyone know why Cheong joined sides with the people who used to harass him?

as someone who actualy talked to him a few times(long story and i dont anymore, because now he is full scale alt right poo poo head) he started getting tired of his fellow journos making big poorly done hot takes over games(see lightning lords post) and when he said stuff to them in private, they threw him under the bus and sent him threating poo poo apperently. so he jumped to the other shithead alt rights. then he just accended shithead mountain.

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Aug 12, 2017

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I always thought that most of the big people weren't really into vidoe games at all, they just saw an opportunity and took it. Didn't Milo have some thing where he showed he knew basically nothing about video games?

Mexican Sandwich
Jan 1, 2013

bobjr posted:

I always thought that most of the big people weren't really into vidoe games at all, they just saw an opportunity and took it. Didn't Milo have some thing where he showed he knew basically nothing about video games?

So what you're saying is... THE FAKE NERDS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
It wasn't just games, he got to be Breitbart's tech writer despite not knowing or caring about tech.

fallenturtle
Feb 28, 2003
paintedblue.net

Dapper_Swindler posted:

as someone who actualy talked to him a few times(long story and i dont anymore, because now he is full scale alt right poo poo head) he started getting tired of his fellow journos making big poorly done hot takes over games(see lightning lords post) and when he said stuff to them in private, they threw him under the bus and sent him threating poo poo apperently. so he jumped to the other shithead alt rights. then he just ascended shithead mountain.

So for him it really was about ethics in gaming journalism.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

fallenturtle posted:

So for him it really was about ethics in gaming journalism.

Honestly/sadly yeah.

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



Dapper_Swindler posted:

]when he said stuff to them in private, they threw him under the bus and sent him threating poo poo apperently.

Not to cast doubt on this obviously complete and accurate account, but how do you throw someone under the bus privately?

Sounds more like the rest of GG: latent bigots whose heads loving exploded when their little hobby identity got mildly criticized.

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Sax Solo posted:

Not to cast doubt on this obviously complete and accurate account, but how do you throw someone under the bus privately?

Sounds more like the rest of GG: latent bigots whose heads loving exploded when their little hobby identity got mildly criticized.

More like he send them poo poo in private and they just responded publicly by throwing him under the bus.

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