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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Kurieg posted:

Taylor Swift is being sued by a guy she alleges groped her, so she had to testify in court.

https://twitter.com/AgentTinsley/status/895730643652366337

Her responses to their insane questions are amazing.

"My rear end is located on the back of my body" :lol:

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Samizdata posted:

Wasn't sure. I don't drink Diet Coke and I see a silver can, I think of Coors...

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's some kind of pastry.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




The crown jewel is that she's counter-suing him... for $1.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kurieg posted:

Taylor Swift is being sued by a guy she alleges groped her, so she had to testify in court.

https://twitter.com/AgentTinsley/status/895730643652366337

Her responses to their insane questions are amazing.

her cats are named after Law & Order characters, bless her

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Kurieg posted:

Taylor Swift is being sued by a guy she alleges groped her, so she had to testify in court.

https://twitter.com/AgentTinsley/status/895730643652366337

What kind of dingus Lawyer thinks he can rattle Taylor Swift of all people? Has he never seen the Emmys?

Pastry of the Year posted:

her cats are named after Law & Order characters, bless her

Meredith (Dr. Meredith Grey) and Olivia (Detective Olivia Benson) apparently. So I guess one Grey's Anatomy cat and one SVU cat.

Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 19:51 on Aug 11, 2017

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Kid tries to steal an expensive bike, but gets given a beating instead
http://www.stickybottle.com/latest-news/video-irish-cycle-mechanic-floors-guy-trying-to-steal-his-bike/

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

her cats are named after Law & Order characters, bless her

I'm not the biggest fan of hers but after I found out that she named her cat Olivia Benson I could see myself drinking some sort of Starbucks beverage with her.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Sarcopenia posted:

I'm not the biggest fan of hers but after I found out that she named her cat Olivia Benson I could see myself drinking some sort of Starbucks beverage with her.

I feel like this is eventually going to be Exhibit A

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sarcopenia posted:

I'm not the biggest fan of hers but after I found out that she named her cat Olivia Benson I could see myself drinking some sort of Starbucks beverage with her.

Overall, Taylor Swift seems like a normal person who would probably have a lot of friends and a very active Tumblr if she wasn't a celebrity.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Sarcopenia posted:

I'm not the biggest fan of hers but after I found out that she named her cat Olivia Benson I could see myself drinking some sort of Starbucks beverage with her.

Yeah hearing that she gave that lawyer a beatdown (and in an uncomfortable situation no less) and that she named her cats after :doink: I kinda like Taylor Swift now?

I mean not her music, but as a person she seems pretty cool.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/896032349770612736

White supremacist gets recognized by an Uber driver and she throws him out. Where was he heading before he had to stop and whine about reverse racism on twitter?



To speak at a white power rally, by golly.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Kurieg posted:

Taylor Swift is being sued by a guy she alleges groped her, so she had to testify in court.

https://twitter.com/AgentTinsley/status/895730643652366337

Her responses to their insane questions are amazing.

She's countersuing for a dollar which is so good :allears:

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

chitoryu12 posted:

Overall, Taylor Swift seems like a normal person who would probably have a lot of friends and a very active Tumblr if she wasn't a celebrity.

Her image is extremely curated (her parents are business people) and she is only conveniently a feminist when it benefits her. Which really grates me.
But she also gives a ton of money and time to charities and her image is kind "be kind and a good friend" so she's alright in my book. She has also made some extremely catchy songs and that court clapback is amazing.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
the only problem with t.swift is her somewhat alienating public image, and that damage is undone by a court transcript of her saying "rear end", something we can all relate to

Wendell
May 11, 2003

1989 is a very good album.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Okay yah she's tall but not an Alien

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
Morning show host accidentally racists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYSKxyeNJx4

I'm paraphrasing here because I couldn't find a video with english subs.
"Is that a monkeyNO!"
"[What on earth are you saying?"
"I did not just say that, I can't see because I'm not wearing my glasses. I can't see that far"
"It's a very tanned man"
"Yes, a person, a real human being"

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/896032349770612736

White supremacist gets recognized by an Uber driver and she throws him out. Where was he heading before he had to stop and whine about reverse racism on twitter?



To speak at a white power rally, by golly.



The camo hat gave it away.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-a7887876.html

horrible anti-refugee far-right morons need rescue while trying to interdict refugee boats, and are themselves (almost) saved by a refugee rescue boat (they refused help because, as mentioned, they are morons)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: my posts make no sense when I'm slow on the draw.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Besesoth posted:

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's some kind of pastry.

Would you say a small pastry?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/896040478583422977

Cowboys star RB actually getting in trouble for domestic violence. :getin:

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
The old eating feces defense fails again.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=009_1502462770

Someone doesn't know how stairs work.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd6_1502392816

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

EmmyOk posted:

Okay yah she's tall but not an Alien



She looks extra tall because she's wearing heels and there's a little green martian holding a spaceman next to her

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
The groping photo.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Trebek posted:

The groping photo.



there's something about that guy's looks that just rubs me the wrong way

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Took me a second

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Low Desert Punk posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/896040478583422977

Cowboys star RB actually getting in trouble for domestic violence. :getin:

I didn't know anything about the dude, so I went looking. Apparently he wasn't convicted of criminal charges, but he was on video doing this:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/03/13/ezekiel-elliott-expose-woman-breast-st-pattys-day-parade/

Classy dude.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

EmmyOk posted:

Took me a second



The braille is an excerpt from Jean Paul Sartre's musings on the concept of "fun".

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Trebek posted:

The groping photo.



Anyone who would wear that shirt is guilty of groping a person.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
So wait, he did that, and then HE sued HER?

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


TheRagamuffin posted:

So wait, he did that, and then HE sued HER?

Two years after it was taken and after she said he groped her, he sued her for $3 million alleging defamation.

Swift is thus countersuing for $1 for sexual assault.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TheRagamuffin posted:

So wait, he did that, and then HE sued HER?

It hurt his reputation as a Jose Canseco level douchebag.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

BrianBoitano posted:

I didn't know anything about the dude, so I went looking. Apparently he wasn't convicted of criminal charges, but he was on video doing this:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/03/13/ezekiel-elliott-expose-woman-breast-st-pattys-day-parade/

Classy dude.

Zeke is a huge idiot. He also got in trouble recently over a bar fight, and got a speeding ticket for driving about 35 mph over the limit.

He makes a ton of money for the NFL, and considering how lenient they are about these things, they had to have found some pretty damning poo poo to punish one of the most profitable sports franchises in America.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

TheRagamuffin posted:

So wait, he did that, and then HE sued HER?

Yes. He lost his job over this so he sued her and she's countersuing for a dollar solely to highlight what scum he is and sexual harrasment in general. Also just get hosed if you don't like we are never ever getting back together, shake it off, or bad blood tbqh

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Those songs were made to sell poo poo to 12 year old girls, lol

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

So?

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

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