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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

sandoz posted:

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Captain Quack posted:

Since you liked, I've made a big one:

They should have sent a poet

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:32

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana: Nov 25, 2013

Now after a couple of years of your focusing earnestly on your high gravity training, Bulma-kun & I will swoop in. We will check out your progress and encourage you TO CONTINUE. Or we will say STOP... and then seriously, you MUST STOP/

# ? Jul 29, 2017 15:52

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Just been doin tattoos on myself all weekend

# ? Aug 5, 2017 02:55

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Candlelight Virgil posted:

I wonder if he took her to Cuck E. Cheese.

Dudes: seriously, if you want to gently caress her just out and say it and don't be some lame rear end dipshit about it. Act more mature than a 12 year old already.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 07:49

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

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Picnic Princess posted:

Dudes: seriously, if you want to gently caress her just out and say it and don't be some lame rear end dipshit about it. Act more mature than a 12 year old already.

You mean women don't go for that? :thunk:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 08:45

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

It's not hard. "Hey wanna go on a date? No? Ok. You still cool with hanging out as friends then?" Then they either still wanna be buddies or not. It just generally takes the confidence born of having your ego crushed beneath the stiletto pumps of unattainable goddesses a few dozen times to pull off.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 12:18

Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

Pvt.Scott posted:

It's not hard. "Hey wanna go on a date? No? Ok. You still cool with hanging out as friends then?" Then they either still wanna be buddies or not. It just generally takes the confidence born of having your ego crushed beneath the stiletto pumps of unattainable goddesses a few dozen times to pull off.

lol hanging out as friends when you want to gently caress the other person lol

lololol

men and women cant be friends

# ? Aug 7, 2017 12:26

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

I lust for beta dick

# ? Aug 7, 2017 13:27

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

sandoz posted:

# ? Aug 8, 2017 00:02

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Pvt.Scott posted:

It's not hard. "Hey wanna go on a date? No? Ok. You still cool with hanging out as friends then?" Then they either still wanna be buddies or not. It just generally takes the confidence born of having your ego crushed beneath the stiletto pumps of unattainable goddesses a few dozen times to pull off.

Just be like "cool but I'm not gonna put out. Well farts you can have farts but that's it"

# ? Aug 8, 2017 00:19

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

vyst posted:

I lust for beta dick

text me

# ? Aug 8, 2017 05:28

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

lol my friend wrote that, sorry, please ignore, unless like you actually want to

# ? Aug 8, 2017 05:29

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

I remember when there were 2 genders, people worked hard, and not everyone was a whiny little bitch.

I MISS THEM DAYS.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 15:35

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Twat McTwatterson posted:

lol hanging out as friends when you want to gently caress the other person lol

lololol

men and women cant be friends

You're forgetting about gays, bisexuals and pansexuals. People can't be friends.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 15:59

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

From Bioshock's Facebook page:

Would you rather live in Rapture or Columbia?

Male videogamers are terrible lol

# ? Aug 9, 2017 16:08

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

From Bioshock's Facebook page:

Would you rather live in Rapture or Columbia?

Male videogamers are terrible lol

I dunno that's pretty funny

# ? Aug 9, 2017 16:22

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I dunno that's pretty funny

# ? Aug 9, 2017 18:31

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Rapture was fine until THE PARASITES started importing hookers, blow and bibles.

(It was always terrible and was powered by forsaken children.)

# ? Aug 10, 2017 09:46

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

You ignorant slut. 👍

# ? Aug 10, 2017 10:04

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Aug 10, 2017 13:39

Kullik: Jan 5, 2017

My Facebook story:

I had an account from my mid teens and posted a bunch of edgy teen garbage on it, i deleted it when i started job hunting and taking my life more seriously, and put a lot of that behind me.
Now since that account has been deactivated, I've started a professional life and got a girlfriend and made connections with a bunch of family members i never knew before when i had that account, and thus i had created a new account, more professional, less information on it, etc.

However last week that account got reactivated, and while I've been able to log into it far enough to change the password, I'm unable to delete it or hide it due to the account being "locked" until they verify i own the account, which I've attempted to do by emailing them my ID and they are yet to respond.
So now all my childish rambling about the evils of religion and my lovely half formed political beliefs and embarrassing pictures of my ugly spotty teen face with dumb webcam filters are now exposed to the public, and have been found by several work colleagues.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 13:48

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Kullik posted:

My Facebook story:

I had an account from my mid teens and posted a bunch of edgy teen garbage on it, i deleted it when i started job hunting and taking my life more seriously, and put a lot of that behind me.
Now since that account has been deactivated, I've started a professional life and got a girlfriend and made connections with a bunch of family members i never knew before when i had that account, and thus i had created a new account, more professional, less information on it, etc.

However last week that account got reactivated, and while I've been able to log into it far enough to change the password, I'm unable to delete it or hide it due to the account being "locked" until they verify i own the account, which I've attempted to do by emailing them my ID and they are yet to respond.
So now all my childish rambling about the evils of religion and my lovely half formed political beliefs and embarrassing pictures of my ugly spotty teen face with dumb webcam filters are now exposed to the public, and have been found by several work colleagues.

Ouch, sorry man. Delete every picture and status one at a time then change the name.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 13:52

YF-23: Feb 17, 2011; My god, it's full of cat!

Or just don't take it seriously and laugh about it with your colleagues. Having been a dumb teen is nothing to be embarrassed about, literally everyone has been a dumb teen at some point in their lives.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:10

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Yeah I did heroin in my teens lmao

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:12

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

why don't you want your coworkers to know your thoughts on religion

do you work at a church or Hobby Lobby

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:13

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

We Know Catheters posted:

You ignorant slut. 👍

What, is it not ok to quote classic TV shows any longer?

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:14

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

When you die you see all your embarassing Facebook posts looping for eternity

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:17

I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Ein cooler Typ posted:

why don't you want your coworkers to know your thoughts on religion

do you work at a church or Hobby Lobby

It is easier to get through every day without having someone try to invite you to their 3x weekly mass "just to see what it's like, no obligations, there will even be some coffee and donuts afterwards, it's really fun"

Then when you report them to HR after a few weeks of them ignoring your requests to leave you alone, HR suggests you just go to the mass as it will be the mst beneficial way to resolve the conflict and maybe you'll change your mind and see the light.

Some parts of America are a theocratic hellscape.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:17

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

I Was The Fury posted:

It is easier to get through every day without having someone try to invite you to their 3x weekly mass "just to see what it's like, no obligations, there will even be some coffee and donuts afterwards, it's really fun"

Then when you report them to HR after a few weeks of them ignoring your requests to leave you alone, HR suggests you just go to the mass as it will be the mst beneficial way to resolve the conflict and maybe you'll change your mind and see the light.

Some parts of America are a theocratic hellscape.

Why are you being antisocial?

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:19

Kullik: Jan 5, 2017

I'm not able to delete any of the posts cause I'm locked out, i can log in but I'm just prompted to upload a photograph of my ID each time, I've been told my driving license Isn't good enough or doesn't match whats on the account, so just like dumb teen me, i probably registered with a fake age or said i lived on the moon or some dumb bullshit.

As for why its a concern, it's not like I'm going to lose my job or anything, It's just very easy to make fun of those posts and I'd rather they weren't there and this wouldn't be a problem if the account hadn't randomly been reactivated for no reason.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:20

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Kullik posted:

I'm not able to delete any of the posts cause I'm locked out, i can log in but I'm just prompted to upload a photograph of my ID each time, I've been told my driving license Isn't good enough or doesn't match whats on the account, so just like dumb teen me, i probably registered with a fake age or said i lived on the moon or some dumb bullshit.

The gently caress

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:25

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Kullik posted:

I'm not able to delete any of the posts cause I'm locked out, i can log in but I'm just prompted to upload a photograph of my ID each time, I've been told my driving license Isn't good enough or doesn't match whats on the account, so just like dumb teen me, i probably registered with a fake age or said i lived on the moon or some dumb bullshit.

As for why its a concern, it's not like I'm going to lose my job or anything, It's just very easy to make fun of those posts and I'd rather they weren't there and this wouldn't be a problem if the account hadn't randomly been reactivated for no reason.

Just start mercilessly trolling and mocking your teenage self, that way everyone will know you're cool now.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:06

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Kullik posted:

My Facebook story:

I had an account from my mid teens and posted a bunch of edgy teen garbage on it, i deleted it when i started job hunting and taking my life more seriously, and put a lot of that behind me.
Now since that account has been deactivated, I've started a professional life and got a girlfriend and made connections with a bunch of family members i never knew before when i had that account, and thus i had created a new account, more professional, less information on it, etc.

However last week that account got reactivated, and while I've been able to log into it far enough to change the password, I'm unable to delete it or hide it due to the account being "locked" until they verify i own the account, which I've attempted to do by emailing them my ID and they are yet to respond.
So now all my childish rambling about the evils of religion and my lovely half formed political beliefs and embarrassing pictures of my ugly spotty teen face with dumb webcam filters are now exposed to the public, and have been found by several work colleagues.

bury your past in new inane bullshit about brunch and cat videos. Become the Ikea ideal of corporate acceptability, and no one reads past page 3.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:27

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Oscar Wild posted:

bury your past in new inane bullshit about brunch and cat videos. Become the Ikea ideal of corporate acceptability, and no one reads past page 3.

It's a separate account he can't do anything on.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:31

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Candlelight Virgil posted:

It's a separate account he can't do anything on.

Ah, so Facebook is keeping it "safe" can he tag that account, like ,"good to see you at the peace corp reunion. Still impressed how you managed to save that woman and her six children from that burning building."

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:45