GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Choke Cersei whilst fingering her bootyhole

# ? Aug 11, 2017 16:56

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# ? May 16, 2024 10:51

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Khaleesi is Dothraki for fat bad actress.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 16:58

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

Khaleesi is Dothraki for fat bad actress.

This.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 16:58

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

Bronn sighs as he drops his bag of gold and unsheathes his katana

# ? Aug 11, 2017 17:00

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Alternate universe book Bronn laughing at show Bronn. His eyes open.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 17:50

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

https://youtu.be/N09StvK-yDA

This works way too well, especially the last minute or so.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 17:55

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Glenn Quebec posted:

Bran wargs into himself warging and his mind folds 100 times like when you see a picture of a mirror that goes on for infinity. Then the seasons stop working correctly in game of thrones.

he goes to a world where everyone is John malkovich

# ? Aug 11, 2017 19:37

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

In case anyone is wondering:

Dany and Jon are aunt/nephew - which isn't too bad in this world as far as incest goes. HOWEVER, Dany and Rhaegar were much more closely related than your average siblings.

Dany and Rhaegar's mother and father were both full siblings. Their grandfather and grandmother were ALSO full siblings. Meaning that Dany and Rhaegar were 87.5% relation compared to typical siblings of 50%.

This means that Jon and Dany are ~44% relation, closer to siblings than regular aunt / nephew at 25%.

he still gonna smash

# ? Aug 11, 2017 19:45

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Much props to j snow as he eats rank medieval pussy.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:05

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

"Ehyd u kiss me down thar" Grunted the gaunt red headed wildling woman who has no concept of hygiene and has never washed. After many days of hard, sweaty traveling.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:06

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Bran, the newly autismal treeman three eyed raven seer cripple stares at nothing for a while after reuniting with his long lost half brother Jon Snow. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head as he begins to warg. "Ehyd u kiss me down thar"

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:08

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

Toadvine posted:

Nodick Simperlips gettin real paid son!

He got paid in Brown Sugar

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:18

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

In case anyone is wondering:

Dany and Jon are aunt/nephew - which isn't too bad in this world as far as incest goes. HOWEVER, Dany and Rhaegar were much more closely related than your average siblings.

Dany and Rhaegar's mother and father were both full siblings. Their grandfather and grandmother were ALSO full siblings. Meaning that Dany and Rhaegar were 87.5% relation compared to typical siblings of 50%.

This means that Jon and Dany are ~44% relation, closer to siblings than regular aunt / nephew at 25%.

Yeah but when they are making eyes at each other I'm not thinking about that.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:24

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

So did Greyworm get his dick cut off too? Is that a normal thing?

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:35

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Glenn Quebec posted:

Bran, the newly autismal treeman three eyed raven seer cripple stares at nothing for a while after reuniting with his long lost half brother Jon Snow. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head as he begins to warg. "Ehyd u kiss me down thar"

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:35

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

I like the theory that Bran warging way back into the age of heroes and telling everyone about the current events is what inspires all the age of hero stories to better prepare the world for the coming white walker invasion (which are invading for the first time ever) even if the show kinda shits all over that theory

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:47

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

UnfurledSails posted:

I'm enjoying the trend of Jaimie playing the "I can't do it with one hand" card on Bronn. Row this boat, kill these dudes, shoot down this dragon

Lol

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:48

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Glenn Quebec posted:

Bran, the newly autismal treeman three eyed raven seer cripple stares at nothing for a while after reuniting with his long lost half brother Jon Snow. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head as he begins to warg. "Ehyd u kiss me down thar"

jesus

# ? Aug 11, 2017 21:10

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

Glenn Quebec posted:

Bran, the newly autismal treeman three eyed raven seer cripple stares at nothing for a while after reuniting with his long lost half brother Jon Snow. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head as he begins to warg. "Ehyd u kiss me down thar"

Lol

# ? Aug 11, 2017 21:10

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Fan theories are bad but GoT fan theories in particular are just loving horrible. I guess since the theory about Jon Snow came true fans just went gently caress wild with it

# ? Aug 11, 2017 22:05

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Brian should just worg into a loving comet and kill himself with it.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 23:49

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Away all Goats posted:

I like the theory that Bran warging way back into the age of heroes and telling everyone about the current events is what inspires all the age of hero stories to better prepare the world for the coming white walker invasion (which are invading for the first time ever) even if the show kinda shits all over that theory

yea its pretty much the only future that makes sense for his character
or alternatively, he could go full ender and warg all the armies into a giant transformer to slay the dragon idk or care anymore

# ? Aug 12, 2017 00:30

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

# ? Aug 12, 2017 00:57

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Glenn Quebec posted:

Bran, the newly autismal treeman three eyed raven seer cripple stares at nothing for a while after reuniting with his long lost half brother Jon Snow. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head as he begins to warg. "Ehyd u kiss me down thar"

# ? Aug 12, 2017 00:59

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

facebook jihad posted:

Fan theories are bad but GoT fan theories in particular are just loving horrible. I guess since the theory about Jon Snow came true fans just went gently caress wild with it

thats the result of the time right after the third book was released when people still liked the series and were throwing poo poo against the wall. that particular turd stuck

# ? Aug 12, 2017 01:00

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

facebook jihad posted:

Fan theories are bad but GoT fan theories in particular are just loving horrible. I guess since the theory about Jon Snow came true fans just went gently caress wild with it

Jon Snoo died and, therefore dead men have no claim to the throne.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 01:22

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Bran can warg into the (very very far with this shithole universe) and discover the plans to a nuclear bomb and tell the people at Winterfell how to make them and then BOOOOOOM

# ? Aug 12, 2017 01:38

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Outrail posted:

Jon Snoo died and, therefore dead men have no claim to the throne.

He's probably depressed that his sex cave trick didn't work this time around.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 02:11

Athropos: May 4, 2004; "Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

did they leak sunday's episode yet?

# ? Aug 12, 2017 02:20

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

HBO paid the leakers 250k not to

# ? Aug 12, 2017 02:36

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

they def paid off the pirate bay guys

# ? Aug 12, 2017 02:38

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

Maya Fey posted:

they def paid off the pirate bay guys

Ser Davos is definitely crushing it this season

# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:21

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Maya Fey posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:53

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Alucard posted:

Ser Davos is definitely crushing it this season

Smuggler, you rear end in a top hat. He doesn't have a peg leg.

Book Littlefinger and Varys and Bronn are all levels of WTFLMAO at the show versions.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 04:31

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Maya Fey posted:

So she's an out of touch fool who will lose the throne to a total moron?

# ? Aug 12, 2017 05:12

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Here's an idea, Brain wargos into Dany in the past so that she's less of a fuckup.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 05:14