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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

Axe was and is a cool, but dorky, dude and people always give him poo poo for those drawings he did over 16 years ago. The whole point of them was to be as literally hosed up as possible, but people don't put on 2001 era glasses and instead clutch their pearls here in the dystopian teens of the twenty first century when they look at a purposefully crude drawing meant for shear shock value. Yeah sure it wasn't good, or really all that funny, but you guys seem to clearly make up your own narrative that fits a perceived story without actually looking at the big picture or God forbid: what actually happened.

they rejected you. they cast you out. you owe them no loyalty

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


are we talking about those weird loving drawings of like human toilets or whatever his bizarro fetish was

sorry Franco but "mutilation torture scat porn drawings" are a little beyond the point of "lol remember how edgy and dumb we were as kids?"

also I'm pretty sure axemaniac was in his 30s when he made those drawings

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Oddly fitting given how Duke Nukem Forever turned out.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Please consider this one heartfelt plea from an ex-2001 era SA mod; be respectful of the guy who drew pictures of women being used as urinals and brutalized in a wealth of bizarre torture contraptions.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Guys I assure you that Shmorky AxeManiac was just drawing them on commission as a joke and he's not really a paedophile babyfur a weird toilet fetish man.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I joined SA post MLP saturation but every now and then I hear reference to what went down when it first hit SA. An offshoot site started? Perhaps some kind goon could link to the drama/saga or maybe there are posts about it in this thread people recall that they could quote. Doing my best to think of sagas I don't know much about.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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FilthyImp posted:

Wasnt she the mallgoth that got chunky and then had a bunch of goons laugh at her?


Yup.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

amazing.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

EmmyOk posted:

I joined SA post MLP saturation but every now and then I hear reference to what went down when it first hit SA. An offshoot site started? Perhaps some kind goon could link to the drama/saga or maybe there are posts about it in this thread people recall that they could quote. Doing my best to think of sagas I don't know much about.

From what I gather it's the same story as most of the internet; grown men started unironically talking about cartoon ponies, and everyone lost their minds. Also possibly porn. Auspol got the occasional span of pony prolapse porn for years afterwards.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

The most hilarious aspect of the MLP stuff being that Aatrek was the TVIV mod at the time and eventually gassed the thread and banned MLP from then on due to it being too creepy

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

What is thread opinion on the goofiest or silliest saga?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

The Rise and Fall and Rise And Spectacular Fiery Tailspin of one Derek Smart

Dude just could not contain his crazy

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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EmmyOk posted:

What is thread opinion on the goofiest or silliest saga?

My new favorite is GoonTub. Every decision made is worse and worse and there's pictures showing that it's actually happening. I'd think it was some sort of performance art piece if I didn't know any better.

edit:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464

The whole thread is amazing and it starts to go off the rails almost immediately.

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 15:57 on Aug 12, 2017

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

I Said No posted:

I looked up what LDL was real quick and it's basically the kind of cholesterol that likes to build up on the sides of your arteries and turn into plaque that clogs them. Far as I understand it it's not "kill you instantly" sort of poo poo so much as "you will regret this in 5-10 years if you don't unfuck it".

And this happened 6 years ago.. But I'm sure he

Improbable Lobster posted:

Oh, don't worry, cholesterol goon is still around. Now he posts about the best way to do steroids.

Oh my god is he the one who started having nocturnal emissions and fits of rage? I've seen the steroid posts but didn't know it was the same guy. He's probably not going to see age 40.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it "with friends in a social setting?"

You're trying to make a joke, but if it's the same guy then yes, yes he does.. One day he met some cool swole bros at the gym who gave him free research-chemical-quality steroids and showed him how to inject it, so now he goes down to the gym to do steroids with his buddies and share tips on dealing with their infected trackmarks. It's a great saga in progress, but it's one of those tragicomic "goon slowly kills themselves in a really stupid way over the course of several years" sagas.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

EmmyOk posted:

What is thread opinion on the goofiest or silliest saga?
Yorba Linda Water District. I like the idea of someone working for years in some obscure and boring administrative post, and then one day fans fans from across the country appear out of nowhere with tshirts and banners, asking for autographs and stories about their petty workplace drama.

Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 16:08 on Aug 12, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Syd Midnight posted:

You're trying to make a joke, but if it's the same guy then yes, yes he does.. One day he met some cool swole bros at the gym who gave him free research-chemical-quality steroids and showed him how to inject it, so now he goes down to the gym to do steroids with his buddies and share tips on dealing with their infected trackmarks. It's a great saga in progress, but it's one of those tragicomic "goon slowly kills themselves in a really stupid way over the course of several years" sagas.

What the gently caress

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Syd Midnight posted:


You're trying to make a joke, but if it's the same guy then yes, yes he does.. One day he met some cool swole bros at the gym who gave him free research-chemical-quality steroids and showed him how to inject it, so now he goes down to the gym to do steroids with his buddies and share tips on dealing with their infected trackmarks. It's a great saga in progress, but it's one of those tragicomic "goon slowly kills themselves in a really stupid way over the course of several years" sagas.

Ha, jesus christ.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yeah, just shooting protein with the bros. My handsome muscly man friends.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Just me and the guys at the gym injecting cow hormones in our junk and developing shapely bosoms together

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Basement Pool











Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

I think those might be 2 different guys I'm thinking of, it looks like Koaxke got hooked on kratom, which is a different ongoing saga. Good time to catch up on the steroids thread though.

This was the infamous Low-Carb thread (page 288 is the beginning of the end, though the posts in that image were not an isolated incident).

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

thecluckmeme posted:

The most hilarious aspect of the MLP stuff being that Aatrek was the TVIV mod at the time and eventually gassed the thread and banned MLP from then on due to it being too creepy
It also leaked everywhere and the bronies were obnoxiously inserting "you guys, MLP is soooo good, you should watch it" into almost everything.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Syd Midnight posted:

This was the infamous Low-Carb thread (page 288 is the beginning of the end, though the posts in that image were not an isolated incident).

Aah I just reread the OP alone and forgot I was posted as a "success story". Oh well, I am a former low carb goon. AMA.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

mojo1701a posted:

Aah I just reread the OP alone and forgot I was posted as a "success story". Oh well, I am a former low carb goon. AMA.

What does a bucket of lard taste like

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

What does a bucket of lard taste like

Good clean livin'.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

What does a bucket of lard taste like

No idea. I just substituted potatoes for salads and went from there.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Good clean livin'.

Helps keep the toilet clean from not poopin', that's for sure.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Basement pool was such a bad idea. Like, at least move the pool from underneath the light fixture holy poo poo.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


This might be more for the "forgotten forum thing" thread but does anyone have links to, I'm having trouble describing it but it was like a gbs thread where people talked about how their parents were mean to them, and it spawned a FYAD thread with mocking stories about how their dad bought them a "worlds shittiest homo" mug for their birthday and so on

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Wet Butt posted:

was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think

Weighed 750 pounds
Parents were both Charles Manson (long story)
Wore a bath robe to school every day
Had the word “homo” instead of a mouth

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Oh yeah, that was when goons were really into the whole 'my life is so much worse than anyone else' thing circlejerk threads.

Every story would be like "My parents got me only a moldy banana for Christmas while they got my sister a new car. I'm allergic to bananas. They know this'

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Infinite Yorkshiremen.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Volte posted:
For Christmas my parents got me gloves, a pair of running shoes, a set of drums, a piano, a skateboard, a bicycle, 10 rock climbing lessons, a ladder, a hammer, a pair of scissors, and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. I have no arms or legs. They know this.


Autism Sundae posted:
My younger brother and I haven't always been on the best of terms. He's a rude, anti-intellectual, raging homophobic (to the point where if he even sees any "of the queer" he lets out a muffled yell and flips the channel/crosses the street/averts his gaze), anti-semite with a huge entitlement complex that he has mostly because he makes a lot of money at the Ferrari repair shop he works at. The fact that I'm a liberal art student doesn't help matters either.

For years, my brother has been lording the fact that he makes more money than I do over me and constantly says, even in front of my art-school graduate father, how worthless my degree will be. It's as if the concept of me not caring how much money I make so long as I'm doing what I love is completely alien to him.

I've been really trying to mend bridges with him for the past year and I decided I would go out and splurge a little bit on the christmas presents. I've never had much money so I made my family artwork this christmas, but in addition to that, I got my brother a nice and warm $80 jacket that he needed as well as the swiss army knife that he's been dropping hints at for months. He gave me a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on and a key chain that he got free from work.

After the present opening, his girlfriend comes up to me and says that I shouldn't use the key chain as a key chain. Apparently the one he gave her months before shattered after she tried to put some keys on it and cut her hand.


Sorry to go all e/n but after all this time of us trying to be nicer to each other he just goes right back to not giving a poo poo. It kinda made this one of the worst christmases ever

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EmmyOk posted:

What is thread opinion on the goofiest or silliest saga?

I'm struggling to think of what can top the smashmouth eat the eggs saga that backfired so spectacularly that DocEvil ended up getting taunted live in public by smashmouth's lead singer, Guy Fieri, and the San Jose Sharks mascot while looking like the biggest nerd of all time and it was so humiliating FYAD basically chased him (their main mod) out of the forums and shunned him

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Goku Pants was good

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Paladinus posted:

Infinite Yorkshiremen.

I'm always happy to know someone else is familiar with that bit

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
The naked king of Shoreditch was a good time. A goon was in his high rise apartment and noticed that his entire block has been evacuated. Except for him. He ended up stripping naked and dancing around his window while police milled about outside.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm struggling to think of what can top the smashmouth eat the eggs saga that backfired so spectacularly that DocEvil ended up getting taunted live in public by smashmouth's lead singer, Guy Fieri, and the San Jose Sharks mascot while looking like the biggest nerd of all time and it was so humiliating FYAD basically chased him (their main mod) out of the forums and shunned him
This was pretty much amazing, and gave me a newfound respect for Smash Mouth.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
God it was good. The whole thing. The build up, spamming eat the eggs ad nauseum. Then DocEvil's reveal as a huge chode.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


docevil is jon hendren right?

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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

docevil is jon hendren right?

Yeah , also @fart.

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