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Wuxi posted:lol Roberts really complained like a spoiled brat that goons were making GBS threads on his render-to-texture poo poo? I thought the thread made stuff up again We don't even have to make poo poo up.
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BeigeJacket posted:Because of this thread I finally bought Elite and the most budget HOTAS I could find. Can you get out of your seat and walk around? 
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Aug 12, 2017 22:29
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XK posted:Can you get out of your seat and walk around? With a VR headset you can 
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Aug 12, 2017 22:34
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what is this get up out of your chair stuff? lol silly normies
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Aug 12, 2017 22:38
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The Titanic posted:…wrapped around your finger like a little motion capture ping pong ball. I have some questions about either the anatomy of your fingers or a ping pong ball.
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Aug 12, 2017 22:41
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doingitwrong posted:I have some questions about either the anatomy of your fingers or a ping pong ball.
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Aug 12, 2017 22:42
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Daztek posted:With a VR headset you can Braben lied in his kickstarter. You can't do single player. Then they sold expansion packs. It's a total con, from top to bottom.
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Aug 12, 2017 22:45
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Christ, if I could do a Tony Montana snorting a mountain of coke via ER I'd pledge.
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XK posted:Braben lied in his kickstarter. You can't do single player. Total cost of game = twenty quid.
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Aug 12, 2017 22:49
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I wrote a script to scrape the Frontier store. The total cost of all cosmetics as of like a month ago was five dollars less than an Idris. Game + expansion is still cheaper than just about every Star Citizen game package.
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TheAgent posted:sounds like a fun time in thailand to me where exactly are you drinking those mimosas?
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Aug 12, 2017 22:55
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Hey, CIG is very honest with their fans. For example, when they switched 3.0 from 'delayed for two weeks' to 'delayed indefinitely'.
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BeigeJacket posted:Because of this thread I finally bought Elite and the most budget HOTAS I could find. I bet you were pretty upset about the missing render to texture technology too. Sorry, friend. 
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doingitwrong posted:I have some questions about either the anatomy of your fingers or a ping pong ball. I imagine it's a little ball with like a Velcro strip or something. I don't know because I've never done the Imaginarium like some people. I'll email CR and ask what the best method of capturing hands was, and throw in "..on Mark Hamill" so I'll definitely get an answer.
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The Titanic posted:I bet you were pretty upset about the missing render to texture technology too. Sorry, friend. Did it render the deck chairs off your bow?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/6t9g38/star_citizen_devs_affirm_eventual_vr_support_say/ Nice to see that SC is rightly viewed as a joke outside of the horrific circlejerk subreddit.
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BeigeJacket posted:Because of this thread I finally bought Elite and the most budget HOTAS I could find. If you don't already have one, consider picking up an Oculus while they are on sale for $400 for the hmd/controller bundle (comes w/some good games too) if you have a rig that will run it. Elite in VR with HOTAS is glorious and nearly worth the price of admission alone.
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Wuxi posted:lol Roberts really complained like a spoiled brat that goons were making GBS threads on his render-to-texture poo poo? I thought the thread made stuff up again What really The retard thumbfaced baby reads our poo poo? Chris I'm glad your legacy is dead
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Hey Chris! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! That is all.
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BeigeJacket posted:Total cost of game = twenty quid. that's £20 per inches' depth of gameplay
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Ayn Marx posted:What really Chris probably has an intern read it and report to him but the poor intern got sick of being yelled at so now Chris thinks we love Star Citizen and all bought back in at Rear Admiral or above
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How Roberts operates is anyone's guess. If he isn't a tad stressed or doesn't care about the company he is the devil incarnate. Try to apply some personal profile on him (such as DISC) you'll find him has a high D/C. The whole management structure is complete lunacy.
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Shadowlyger posted:Hey Chris! 
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nightwisher posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/6t9g38/star_citizen_devs_affirm_eventual_vr_support_say/ I'd say should see it when SC articles get posted to /r/gaming, but that would involve reading Reddit.
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Star Citizen 3.0 Answer the Call
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Wuxi posted:lol Roberts really complained like a spoiled brat that goons were making GBS threads on his render-to-texture poo poo? I thought the thread made stuff up again It's sorta like trump in that yes, every thing is actually real because it's all to batshit already so you don't have to make anything up
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I love that CIG responded to the Star Marine furor with the Weekly Report... which got three installments before being unceremoniously abandoned. And then not long after they decide to quell the 3.0 angst with the Schedule Report... only to drop the actual scheduling part of it and throw their hands in the air with "sorry, too few data points offer any guesses this week!" Ironically I think this supports the Shitizen narrative that CRoberts is just an overly-optimistic, absent-minded
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. 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The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Ramadu posted:It's sorta like trump in that yes, every thing is actually real because it's all to batshit already so you don't have to make anything up I thought it was a Reddit post that concluded/theorized that Chris keeps delaying because he wanted to make sure SC had something unique, and the fact that Goonies (and our Lord, Derek Smart) keeps mocking it is making him angry. Did he actually complained about goons or somethingawful in ATV? edit: tax 
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Thoatse posted:If you don't already have one, consider picking up an Oculus while they are on sale for $400 for the hmd/controller bundle (comes w/some good games too) if you have a rig that will run it. Elite in VR with HOTAS is glorious and nearly worth the price of admission alone. God damnit you just made me impulse buy it.  It is a smoking deal though.
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I don't understand what Burn Down is. Is it a show that documents things without interrupting the developers, or is it a written report? I thought it was a show because they said they were suspending their regular shows for it, but then they had a regular bullshit AtV yesterday.
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XK posted:I don't understand what Burn Down is. 
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toanoradian posted:I thought it was a Reddit post that concluded/theorized that Chris keeps delaying because he wanted to make sure SC had something unique, and the fact that Goonies (and our Lord, Derek Smart) keeps mocking it is making him angry. Did he actually complained about goons or somethingawful in ATV?
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Awesome! posted:is that a dog or a cat its freaking me out a little bit What you talking about dog or cat ? It's clearly Croberts 
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Blue Cross Blue Balls posted:What you talking about dog or cat ? It's clearly Croberts Those hands are a bit small for Crobbers
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