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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
The dog is shooped js

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It probably isn't at full mast.

And dang, those are some nice obliques.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It probably isn't at full mast.

And dang, those are some nice obliques.

honestly that's still small even flaccid

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Woah look at this big dicked giant. EXCUSEEEEEE MEEEEEEE.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

I don't know, that's got to be two, three times larger than the average penis.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



om nom nom posted:

I don't know, that's got to be two, three times larger than the average penis.

Really? This is very unsettling.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Mad Hamish posted:

Really? This is very unsettling.

please don't kill anyone

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This can't be real.

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe
It's not only real, there's a bunch more of it where he's posting on her FB page and then later posts a bunch on the club's page about how awful she is, and eventually getting blocked by all.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quad posted:

It's not only real, there's a bunch more of it where he's posting on her FB page and then later posts a bunch on the club's page about how awful she is, and eventually getting blocked by all.

:justpost:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Rat man is here!

Grape Juice Vampire
Aug 1, 2009

Is this an attempt at a "sexy" lip bite or just the most unfortunate case of hamster face in history?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Grape Juice Vampire posted:

Is this an attempt at a "sexy" lip bite or just the most unfortunate case of hamster face in history?

Nah, his lips are hosed up. Can't expose your teeth like that with normal gear.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Randaconda posted:

This can't be real.

I believe he has a handicap and tried to sue the stripper for not wanting to date him because he is handicapped, or something.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Nah, his lips are hosed up. Can't expose your teeth like that with normal gear.

He has Möbius syndrome.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Jerry Cotton posted:

He has Möbius syndrome.

Do you know that for sure? He's got the appearance of it from that photo and speech can be really hard for people with it. It's got a fairly high incidence of autism too as I understand, though I've only worked with very young kids with the syndrome and never seen them as adults.


e: no, you're right, he does, and he's still a shitlord

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4012828/Utah-man-sues-Taylor-Swift-agents-stonewall-efforts-make-music-her.html (daily mail article ugh)

eating only apples has a new favorite as of 01:26 on Aug 14, 2017

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Jerry Cotton posted:

He has Möbius syndrome.

When I hear about a guy with Möbius syndrome in a strip club, I assume the story's one-sided.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

When I hear about a guy with Möbius syndrome in a strip club, I assume the story's one-sided.

:frogout:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

When I hear about a guy with Möbius syndrome in a strip club, I assume the story's one-sided.

story takes a couple of go-arounds to find that out

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I showed you my tip please respond


Very rarely does reading something on the internet cause me physical pain.

Randaconda, this is assault

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You read this thread, you know what you're getting into.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dreddout posted:

I showed you my tip please respond


Very rarely does reading something on the internet cause me physical pain.

Randaconda, this is assault

That's what a member of the Itty-Bitty-Titty committee would say.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

When I hear about a guy with Möbius syndrome in a strip club, I assume the story's one-sided.

I also have a joke about the Möbius strip, but it's kind of a long joke. It never ends.

trauma llama
Jun 16, 2015

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in AUG, Schadenfreude, or Weird Stories: at least 15 teenagers in a remote town in Morocco "admired" (i.e. engaged in bestiality with) a donkey. Surprise, the donkey had rabies! All of them had to get rabies treatment, which they've survived amid massive embarrassment, and the donkey got slaughtered. Fffffuuuuuck.
:smith:

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey/

Old, but the best part about this is how we rear rabies. Part of the treatment is an injection room in the "afflicted" appendage/Location of contact.

Dick injections are pretty AUG

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't think these are gross or ugly per se but drat if they don't look awkward to me.



Shirt garters, or sharters if you will.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wear the stirrup version for my uniform and those suck enough. Could only imagine how uncomfortable those are.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I don't think these are gross or ugly per se but drat if they don't look awkward to me.



Shirt garters, or sharters if you will.

Why wouldn't you just tuck your shirt into your pants like a normal person?

Also, wouldn't walking in these shirt-garters be really difficult, depending on the tension levels, and how high/low they are on your thighs?

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
If you are fat, like me, your shirt will slowly get pulled out of your pants. Even if it never actually comes fully out, it will look messy. Those would probably fix that.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Why wouldn't you just tuck your shirt into your pants like a normal person?

Also, wouldn't walking in these shirt-garters be really difficult, depending on the tension levels, and how high/low they are on your thighs?

:iiam:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
People tuck their shirts in their pants?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
What a loving punchline :eyepop:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Jerry Cotton posted:

I don't think these are gross or ugly per se but drat if they don't look awkward to me.



Shirt garters, or sharters if you will.

These look kinda sexy actually

It's me, I'm the AUG

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dreddout posted:

I showed you my tip please respond


Very rarely does reading something on the internet cause me physical pain.

Randaconda, this is assault

You love it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pingiivi posted:

People tuck their shirts in their pants?

Well some old and/or weird people do. Normal people just tuck it in their trousers.

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in AUG, Schadenfreude, or Weird Stories: at least 15 teenagers in a remote town in Morocco "admired" (i.e. engaged in bestiality with) a donkey. Surprise, the donkey had rabies! All of them had to get rabies treatment, which they've survived amid massive embarrassment, and the donkey got slaughtered. Fffffuuuuuck.
:smith:

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey/

I get it, then again I'm an rear end man who's a real sucker for a nice badonkey-donk .

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