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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Amy Pole Her posted:

We've lost 4 players to injury today lol gently caress me Miami

Ravens and Dolphins getting hit with the Kaep curse

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
the season is rigged, we're gonna get another steelers-patriots AFCCG

it is known

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

as a miami fan i don't know if it's for the better or not to have my hopes roundly dashed before the season even starts compared to not figuring it out until week 4 or something

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

as a miami fan i don't know if it's for the better or not to have my hopes roundly dashed before the season even starts compared to not figuring it out until week 4 or something

Miami should sign Kaep for when Cutler gets hurt in week 3.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what is this "hope" you speak of

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Randaconda posted:

what is this "hope" you speak of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XSPJy2TNFU

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

a patagonian cavy posted:

the season is rigged, we're gonna get another steelers-patriots AFCCG

it is known

This year, the Steelers aren't gonna lose by 40 points haha haha yeeeeeeah

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Let's see

Drake - concussion
Julius Thomas - back
Tony Lippett - ankle
Craig Urbik - wrist

All 4 of these guys are either starters or slated for lots of reps

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Seahawks Good&Fast WR Paul Richardson injured himself in preseason

https://twitter.com/SamuelRGold/status/896890062402670593

Shoulder injury, initial reports 1-5 weeks

He's good, vital, and often injured

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

a patagonian cavy posted:

the season is rigged, we're gonna get another steelers-patriots AFCCG

it is known

Only the Raiders can save us from this hell

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Manoueverable posted:

Only the Raiders can save us from this hell

You mean make it worse?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
No he's right

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I assume you mean Ross, because yes.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I don't understand how you can look at a team like the Chargers or 49ers and say "yes, this is a team that I'm willing to devote time and money towards" because at least Mark Davis looks like he gives a poo poo

The Raiders rule homies

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Blitz7x posted:

at least Mark Davis looks like he gives a poo poo

Well at least about football. He doesn't look like he gives a poo poo about his hair.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
It's cute that Raiders fans are acting so smug and think theyre contenders because they won a bunch of one score games last year with their brittle meth addicted quarterback and proven lovely coach. It'll make their fall back to 7-9 fun.

Go Chiefs

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Chiefs will sweep the Raiders for the 3rd (or is it 4th?) season in a row this year, no doubt about it. Carr folds like a soft blanket when playing KC

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
lol

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/897193628707069953

Those pants :gonk:.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That is the worst uniform I have ever seen.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Kalli posted:

That is the worst uniform I have ever seen.

We live in a universe that has the Steeler Jailhouse Bumblebee unis.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Cam looks like a bottomless The Thing

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
What the hell are those

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

with uniforms like that i would move the practice indoors too

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/pgsween/status/897241186750144515

Good D, Good D.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/897250817920692225

:suicide:

Anyone have, like, five edge rushers to spare?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







for the sake of our fans, this practice will not be public

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
That's right, hide your shame in god

Practice will head back outside tomorrow because Cutler's cigs will keep making everything smell like a 1987 bowling alley.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



pubic works project posted:

We live in a universe that has the Steeler Jailhouse Bumblebee unis.

Steeler bumblebees can at least be enjoyed ironically, those are just very bad.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/897434060850593792

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/897433938188271616

lol

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Who's got the worst blood sacrafice this year miami or San Diego?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Baltimore

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Jim Tomsula is in luuuvvvvv

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Are there still Jaguars fans? Here, or in general?

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/897473291950186496

(Bortles is the QB on the throw. Be sure to play it to the end)

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Aug 15, 2017

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Coldforge posted:

Are there still Jaguars fans? Here, or in general?

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/897473291950186496

(Bortles is the QB on the throw. Be sure to play it to the end)

Keep that poo poo in bounds bro. lmao

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/897463212437905408

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
What the hell is going on in Miami?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Does he DO THAT ALL THE TIME or is it reserved for TERRIBLE injuries?

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

BlindSite posted:

Who's got the worst blood sacrafice this year miami or San Diego?

San Diego got out of this game

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