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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/jaynordlinger/status/897197305492844544

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:58

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:58

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/897197345040945152

ahh the ol zuckerberg photo angle

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:58

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shageletic posted:

WTF is going on with the prespectives

Is that a direwolf

Alabama produces senators in two sizes, elf and power forward

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:58

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

Dapper_Swindler posted:

jesus christ, is that real? does he have blood on his collar?

not real but easy to believe

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:58

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/897198604569464832
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/897199530822836224

PUNCH THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW

lol is it the jews spencer? IS IT?

also even trump is sorta smartish enough to not go full nazi(i doubt he is, he probably just runs along a slightly different track) spence is dumb gently caress to think trump would show any real loyalty to them.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:58

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

when you elect a guy whose Israel but realize he may surround himself completely with nazis

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/897199497167720448

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:59

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Shageletic posted:

WTF is going on with the prespectives

Is that a direwolf

P sure that's a Great Pyrenees and while they are indeed massive it's still a bit of a perspective trick with the dog in front

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:59

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Nonsense posted:

gently caress you if you don't think Nazi's should be punched.

what if i think punching isn't enough?

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:59

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

navyjack posted:

Having been maced right in the face with military grade OC more than once during training, I will tell you that not only can you talk, you can keep your head up and fight (not super well) too.

Not saying he's wrong that BA maced himself or was faking it, just that his statement about being rendered completely helpless is just nonsense.

BTW: If you get maced or tear gassed, blink and blow snot as much as you possibly can, don't touch your dick or lady parts, use dove soap to clean up, and whatever you do, don't get in a shower and let the water run down your body.

Nonsense? In a Vic Berger twitter thread?!?!!

shiksa posted:

Alabama produces senators in two sizes, elf and power forward

I'm thinking its something like how Saruman made the Uruk-Hai

Chunky Salsa posted:

P sure that's a Great Pyrenees and while they are indeed massive it's still a bit of a perspective trick with the dog in front

Don't mansplain size at me.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:00

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/Gavin_McInnes/status/827661441050226689

can't risk the antifa trying to assassinate his non-white child

So they've gone from not wiping their asses to not even bothering to shower and change clothes? Or was that hug punishment for his non-white son's non-whiteness?

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:00

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:01

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Everyone defending our fat gently caress of a president on his statement should jump off the tallest building they can find, headfirst
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/897193999097901056

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:01

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Shageletic posted:

WTF is going on with the prespectives

Is that a direwolf

it's a great Pyrenees

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:01

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

Starks for Brooks

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:02

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

I've always wanted my own polar bear dog since watching legend of korra

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:03

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

navyjack posted:

Having been maced right in the face with military grade OC more than once during training, I will tell you that not only can you talk, you can keep your head up and fight (not super well) too.

Not saying he's wrong that BA maced himself or was faking it, just that his statement about being rendered completely helpless is just nonsense.

BTW: If you get maced or tear gassed, blink and blow snot as much as you possibly can, don't touch your dick or lady parts, use dove soap to clean up, and whatever you do, don't get in a shower and let the water run down your body.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:03

slouch: Mar 10, 2009

eonwe posted:

im sure the article is bad, but is this really making it about themselves, and what else would you expect them to say.

one of the most dumb things about leftist twitter is seeing all the "heh, white people am I right guys"

I just roll my eyes and move on with my day, but it seems like you can just say "lol white people" and left twitter eats it up

twitter has the ability to make any singular person's hot take seem like it's the prevailing wisdom of whatever group you associate it with. but 99.9% of tweets have no impact on the real world or are wholly irrelevant as soon as a couple more tweets bury them in the void.

for the sake of sanity i highly recommend not taking tweets by strangers very seriously, especially if the tweet is sub 50-100k retweets. when i started recognizing that i did not have to give serious regard to rando tweets my internet time became much less annoying

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:03

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/897201025077084163

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:03

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

https://youtu.be/Jm29QHaRyuY?t=5

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:03

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

The dude who made this had the FB page for his art shut down.

A preview of your authoritarian techno-dystopian future!

Get cucked for Zuck!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:04

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/897201025077084163

do the needful, nuzzi

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:04

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

zegermans posted:

if these people actually had popular support they'd probably win, instead of being a bunch of Caracas reactionaries. The true poor still love him for everything the movement has done for them.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:04

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Trump will gain a moderate boost if he attacks Spencer via tweet - Zogby executive phoning the white house

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:04

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Nonsense posted:

Trump will gain a moderate boost if he attacks Spencer via tweet - Zogby executive phoning the white house

More like ZOGby

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:06

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

MaxxBot posted:

The dude who made this had the FB page for his art shut down.

A preview of your authoritarian techno-dystopian future!

Get cucked for Zuck!

Sabo did the goolag benches as well right

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:06

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

juche avocado posted:

we breathe the word "alfredo" over a vat of white goop

(((i am cleaning the kitchen rn)))

edit to add: yes i stole this joke from you

I'm not picky.

Though I did once have a restaurant add mixed veggies, like peas and carrots and that crosses a line. (Ohio is terrible.)

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:06

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

what should we replace those confederate status with? i love history, history is great

my suggestion is black civil rights activists and abolitionists. does medger evers have a statue? well even if so, i'd appreciate a few more

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:07

f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

navyjack posted:

Having been maced right in the face with military grade OC more than once during training, I will tell you that not only can you talk, you can keep your head up and fight (not super well) too.

Not saying he's wrong that BA maced himself or was faking it, just that his statement about being rendered completely helpless is just nonsense.

BTW: If you get maced or tear gassed, blink and blow snot as much as you possibly can, don't touch your dick or lady parts, use dove soap to clean up, and whatever you do, don't get in a shower and let the water run down your body.

He's basing that reaction off of something a dude in BA's video said:
https://twitter.com/CurtisRemarc/status/897105902062489600

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:07

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Joementum posted:

bigger...... BIGGER!!!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:07

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Nonsense posted:

Sabo did the goolag benches as well right

Yeah I'm guessing that's why they actually took his page down but I preferred to push the narrative of iron-fisted Zuck punishing dissent. Don't gently caress with Zuck!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:08

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

yeah i'm pretty sure that dog is a shop dog

and he's always in that pose

and he's there, even when they close

at night

alone

with the silent leaf blowers

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:08

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/SchreckReports/status/897200351971074049

"Possible"

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:09

slouch: Mar 10, 2009

MaxxBot posted:

The dude who made this had the FB page for his art shut down.

A preview of your authoritarian techno-dystopian future!

Get cucked for Zuck!

yeah this guy also posts a ton of hosed up racist, antisemitic, sexist poo poo. wish it got taken down sooner tbh. thank you LORD ZUCK!!!!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:09

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

https://www.theverge.com/2017/8/14/16145812/justice-department-disruptj20-trump-website-warrant

quote:

In a blog post today, online web hosting provider DreamHost disclosed that it has been involved in a months-long legal battle with the Justice Department over records on visitors to an anti-Trump website.

The dispute focuses on a Justice Department demand for information on data related to disruptj20.org, which describes itself as a group of activists �building the framework needed for mass protests to shut down the inauguration of Donald Trump and planning widespread direct actions to make that happen.�

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:10