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Mole Man just chilling out in his bathrobe and watching a movie.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 06:43 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 01:45 |
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lol, tyrannus' wife will play a larger role in actually defeating him than spiderman will
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 06:47 |
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I would also accept "you literally sent the last guy home in pieces, he probably got the message."
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 08:05 |
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Mole Man thinks so little of Spiderman that when someone on the 8th floor knocks he goes "what the fu--oh yeah Spider idiot is in LA." And Tyrannus talks about surface invasion the same way a TV dad talks about slipping out with the kids to watch the big game. Kala is way too good for him.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 08:15 |
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Just Spider-Man, hovering upside down outside the window.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 08:45 |
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I love that the moloids look horrified, not because they're going to take on their former leader, but because Tyrannus is dumb enough to think he can outsmart his wife.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 09:04 |
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Luckily Melvin's friend the preacher, besides also being a lung doctor, is also a divorce attorney.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 09:54 |
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I, too, jump from windows crotch-first.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 12:28 |
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Just follow Tyrannus's moves, and sneak around! Be careful not to make a sound! Sssh!
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 15:41 |
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Man I really love the moloids
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 16:31 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Just Spider-Man, hovering upside down outside the window. And signing "I Love You" to Mole Man!
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 19:41 |
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2nd panel: Spider-Man isn't actually connected to anything and is about to smack his head on the ledge 5th panel: Spider-Man is shooting webs from his knuckles for some reason. 7th Panel: Presumably an army of moloids tiptoeing across a creaky hallway trying not to wake up Tyrannus's wife.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 21:27 |
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3rd panel: Spidey's rubbing his butt against a window.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:09 |
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CityMidnightJunky posted:7th Panel: Presumably an army of moloids tiptoeing across a creaky hallway trying not to wake up Tyrannus's wife. Basically picturing it like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4RMQQRRnw&t=63s
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:42 |
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ghosthorse posted:Man I really love the moloids My favorite is definitely the one who looks to have the unibrow version of whatever that is around their eyes. unless of course the whole thing is his eye. Then he looks to have some sort of sonic the hedgehog thing going.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 00:54 |
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aunt may's using the wedding gown her grandmother handed down to her.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 00:59 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:aunt may's using the wedding gown her grandmother handed down to her. Are you sure it isn't the Parker ancestral funerary robe?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 01:08 |
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Come on Peter. You really think Mole Man needs you protecting him?
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 01:28 |
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Can't store a whacking stick in a tux
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 01:37 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Can't store a whacking stick in a tux Oh, I beg to differ.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 03:44 |
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I hope by the end of the arc we see Mole Man's best man and groomsmen, and it's Lenny, Kala, and some Moloids in tuxedos. Nah it'll turn out that Kala gets into a hole with the Mole and it turns out Melvin will totally go for a chill hot chick who can live underground over a woman old enough to remember when black people were held as zoo exhibits.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 04:13 |
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Again with the "Throbbing Spider-Sense". Tingling, Peter. It's supposed to TINGLE. For some reason, "Throbbing" is right up there with "Moist" in words I don't want to see in my comics unless there refer to headaches or towelettes respectively.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 04:44 |
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"My spider sense is throbbing! I better press this engorged wrist pack and spew my hot, sticky webbing all over!"
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 05:09 |
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Johnny Walker posted:"My spider sense is throbbing! I better press this engorged wrist pack and spew my hot, sticky webbing all over!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raW6iyzbC7k&t=42s
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 06:00 |
Boy am I not clicking that.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 06:09 |
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It's actually pretty good.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 06:12 |
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It's untranslated so all I can tell you is that a guy in a mask is fighting ninjas, jumps up and shoots webbing on one guy's face, and then a schoolgirl pops a VHS out of a TV and yells some stuff.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 06:30 |
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Proteus Jones posted:Again with the "Throbbing Spider-Sense". With the squiggly blue lines around his head, I'd totally believe that "spider-sense" is actually a sort of premonitory headache. You know, it would help to partly explain Spidey's incompetence if he gets hit by migraine every time he's in danger.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 10:35 |
When his spider-sense is triggered by something really major it does cause pain. He doubles over and everything. This is usually reserved for things like a threat to the entire city/world, though.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 20:45 |
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Johnny Walker posted:"My spider sense is throbbing! I better press this engorged wrist pack and spew my hot, sticky webbing all over!" quote:Spider-Man’s catchphrase is “I’m going to make squirt!” and he screams it before murdering his mortal enemies, union leaders: You can flip open to any issue of Spider-Man over the last 50 years and find a panel where the web-slinger says his signature catchphrase before shooting a load of squirt into the mouths of disgusting union leaders working to organize their workers. Organized workers are the only people who Spider-Man despises more than the Green Goblin.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:25 |
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:39 |
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may looks extra desiccated in the first panel, which is actually quite impressive
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:43 |
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Maybe it's ageist but the gilf-bimbo fetish doesn't parse in my brain at all. Like there are smart gilfs out there if he really isn't about the looks, or full-on dementia and alzheimers gilfs if he digs the crazy. Going for Aunt May is like choosing Uncle Ben's white rice with mayo sauce. Sure maybe that really is what Moles his Mans, but God. Ew. No, I'm not letting this go.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:55 |
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Naturally Spidey is super impressed with a pretty standard looking limo. Why Melvin could be shelling out hundreds of dollars on it if they use it for the full day!
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:58 |
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I hope the limo is a trick, and Tyrannus really hired it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:59 |
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The limo is full of moloids
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:00 |
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the limo is lenny's brother
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:05 |
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However it turns out the driver is Kala.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:07 |
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So does Mole Man have a credit card or what...
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:53 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 01:45 |
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Lobok posted:So does Mole Man have a credit card or what... He just walked up to the first limo he could find and offered the driver a diamond the size of his skull.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:56 |