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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jeoh posted:

i support genesplicer, who the gently caress links to torrents? the heavy metals are getting to him

Who gives a poo poo lol

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Jose posted:

Who gives a poo poo lol

don't sign your posts

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Uhm our rules written circa 2001 when DMCA notices were a real thing is still salient in tyool 2017

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Free Haier

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Im the poster actually bothered by someone posting a broken link to a torrent for leprechauns 4

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
"our Internet forum is dying. Any suggestions?"
"Let's give a guy who produces an unbelievable amount of free content that keeps people coming back a week long ban"
"sound in theory let's give it a try"

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

LentThem posted:

at least in shanghai they'll still put one of those semi-clear 25rmb covers on it so now the phone looks cheap and gross but you can see the apple logo

also i dont use a cover on mine but ive had 3 different people say to me "holy poo poo your iphone looks perfect condition is it new? wait thats an iphone 6, its 2 years old???" (i just dont drop it or keep it in the same pocket/purse/bag with coins or keys, its easy)

my favorite is when people attach their phones to a lanyard around their neck; it always makes me think of old people with glasses on a chain, like they'll lose it if they dont literally strap it to their bodies.

The worst iphone cases are the ones that are shaped to resemble a Chanel perfume bottle. They had a chain on them that resembled the strap on their purses, so of course people would wear it out front and proudly.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Great Autismo! posted:

"our Internet forum is dying. Any suggestions?"
"Let's give a guy who produces an unbelievable amount of free content that keeps people coming back a week long ban"
"sound in theory let's give it a try"

this entire site is run by people pathetic enough to spend their spare time doing the work for free, it tends to attract bottom of the barrel type Z personalities that take genuine pride in lording non-authority over strangers

thats basically every website, but also this one

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Jose posted:

Im the poster actually bothered by someone posting a broken link to a torrent for leprechauns 4

There's only one leprechaun in most of the leprechaun movies, though I think there's one where the leprechaun bites someone and that dude starts turning into a leprechaun, like, it's contagious.

I'll wait for our resident expert to return

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




An entire subforum dedicated to illegal drugs, with several people overdosing: Perfectly fine.

Linking a torrent: Not OK.

Makes sense.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Pirate Radar posted:

I think there's one where the leprechaun bites someone and that dude starts turning into a leprechaun, like, it's contagious.
My thought process:

"Lycanthroprechaun? No. Wereleprechaun? Still sounds dumb. Wait. Shillelycanthrope!"

So I hope everyone enjoys "shillelycanthrope" as much as I enjoyed coming up with it :shobon:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

A mod dedicated to children, with several :chloe: : Perfectly fine.

Linking a torrent: Not OK.

Makes sense.

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
Nobel Prize winner Haier, died to untreated heavy metal poisoning while probated by the unnamed oppressor.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
the real result here is that Haier now has the time to completely break his donger before leaving china

this will cause massive face loss to dozens of chinese men when he leaves a complete detailing of his exploits in a public place on the day he leaves

a lynch mob will form, but they will be unable to find him as he is on a plane somewhere over india, so they will collectively poo poo on the sidewalk, drink warm water, and have a rest (in the sidewalk poo poo)

face will be satisfied, because while they failed to actually deal with the foreigner, they got really, really mad about him. chabuduo~

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Don't forget "don't kill your self with a dangerous diet" makes you eat a probe on these forums.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

just imagine the stories haier will come back with when the week is done.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Haier will never post again. Two weeks from now we'll hear reports of a madman walking the length of the belt road, stomping on tires and flipping cars. A month later, confused broadcasts concerning a rash of sexually satisfied women start to leak in Shichuan. In October a previously impossible loss of face results in the liberation of Tibet. Some time around Christmas a shadowy figure is seen trudging though Everest base camp stealing food and wet wipes.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Tell me more about Haier's leaking rashes.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Whats weird is haier's last couple of posts are from a man on the edge. Also when he's gone from china I d like to her how india is treating him, I was gonna ask him to hang out in the chat thre...hmmm There is no chat threads here anymore....Infact our forums and our dear leader (my we have his golden man babies) arent on the best footing. If only there was another place outside of SA where we could bullshit and just learn the end to his saga, like how the lack of poon in india will calm him down.


As for the probation

SA has a rich 18 year history of not being involved in piracy we have also had the most respect for content creators. To suggest that any goon would dare to down load a movie or any copyright work hurts the feeling of the SA people.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Haier's last month or so of posting has suggested a profound alienation and also what fancy pants social scientists call "anomie" -- a state of "normlessness" brought on by social isolation.

Basically, when people go too long without a network of close friends or family to reinforce social norms and regulate behavior they start forgetting/not caring about what they are and aren't "supposed" to do in society and their behavior can become erratic, inappropriate, anti-social, or self-destructive. It's a very common thing to have happen to you when you're living far from home and haven't really put down roots or made new connections.

You don't really care what the strangers around you think of you, so you just do whatever pops into your head. It's a big part of the reason why college kids, expats, and tourists can be such tremendous dickheads. Some people are more susceptible to it than others, but most people start cracking up eventually. Being a foreigner in China is just accelerating the process.

Assuming China didn't break his brain, Haier should get back to "normal" once he's around friends/family again.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

he is perfectly fine? what the heck you guys are so rude.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
*minute Haier is probated* hmmm, this is my psychoanalysis that I've determined via Google and Wikipedia.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Yeah, sorry for the arm chair psychology I just thought it was an interesting example of a textbook theory. The expats itt may disagree with it. Anyway the tl:dr was yeah Haier will probably be fine.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Haier admitting to PIRACY out in the open on the internet shows he must be going through some serious poo poo to do something so heinous. It's only a matter of time before he moves onto more serious crimes like cutting the labels off mattresses or jay-walking.

(note to mods: I have never done any of these things nor would I ever support or condone such extremely illegal behaviour)

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Glenn Quebec posted:

*minute Haier is probated* hmmm, this is my psychoanalysis that I've determined via Google and Wikipedia.

Or I majored in sociology and have spent years trying to find a use for it. I was gonna post it after his last story about shoving people, but forgot when the thread moved on.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Tomorrow is the last day of my workwife before she moves to a new firm. We will being having an extended lunch + martinis.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

We need a Haier in India thread once he is done with his probation.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Glen, you're gonna have to step up the workplace drama whilst Haier's gone. Ask your partner if they'd be okay with you having an office affair.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Haier will be just fine.

The worst phone covers are the furryfluffy ones...how do you keep them clean???

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
My life for the China thread. *Roman salutes and drops trou*

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Glenn Quebec posted:

My life for the China thread. *Roman salutes and drops trou*

Digitus impudicus

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Duckbag posted:

Or I majored in sociology

dont make your problem our problem

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Haier will be just fine.

The worst phone covers are the furryfluffy ones...how do you keep them clean???

I don't think they do.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Outrail posted:

Glen, you're gonna have to step up the workplace drama whilst Haier's gone. Ask your partner if they'd be okay with you having an office affair.

I can get impotently mad at the media some more if it will help

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Glenn Quebec posted:

Tomorrow is the last day of my workwife before she moves to a new firm. We will being having an extended lunch + martinis.

We expect the hot sax.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

BONGHITZ posted:

he is perfectly fine? what the heck you guys are so rude.

actually he's very bloated and needs to have a rest.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fojar38 posted:

I can get impotently mad at the media some more if it will help

Perfect. If all you china goons could pitch in I can cancel Ohhhboy's upcoming in-country research trip.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

BONGHITZ posted:

he is perfectly fine? what the heck you guys are so rude.

idk he seems increasingly pissed off and annoyed at china to me. my old coworker ended his time in china like this and i was afraid he was going to end up on the front page of chinasmack with an article like "foreigner curb stomps two old dancing grannies, takes off pants and starts masturbating: netizens react" but he ended up only kicking one car and spitting at a taxi driver before he got out of the country, which was pretty tame considering the worst case scenarios that were running through my head

Fojar38 posted:

I can get impotently mad at the media some more if it will help

I'm down wit dis

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

JaucheCharly posted:

We expect the hot sax.

Don't confuse my storyline with Haier's. I'm the breaker of face.

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Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


you wouldnt download a car

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