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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 28 days!)

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Allow me to introduce you to some performative masculinity

https://twitter.com/Harlan/status/896828814373924864



Harlan Hill is 26 years old :shepicide:

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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

I want to hate Harlan Hill but he gets me so horny 😍

Just wanna glaze him in honey and start BAKING that ham, unfff

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Harlan Hill is 26 years old :shepicide:

he's like some kind of reverse aging well: he can only look 15 or 65

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
truman capote if he was even more sleazy

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
a living RUM HAM

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the baby from who framed roger rabbit

yoober
Nov 21, 2010

do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 28 days!)

the black husserl posted:

I want to hate Harlan Hill but he gets me so horny 😍

Just wanna glaze him in honey and start BAKING that ham, unfff

:barf:

lancemantis posted:

he's like some kind of reverse aging well: he can only look 15 or 65

He's still got his baby fat.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Relevant Tangent posted:

I didn't know that. I just buy the occasional bottle at the Costco. I don't think I've ever seen a dude perform masculinity in person. I'm an old though.

A lot of insecure douches latched onto scotch as the One Manly Liquor (sometimes allowing other whiskeys in as well) in part due to staggeringly misunderstanding the character of Don Draper in Mad Men. Among other things.

Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 20:52 on Aug 15, 2017

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Impotent white men are driving up the price of scotch because they're cargo culting masculinity and it's makin my alcoholic wallet angry.

Please no one tell them about bourbon

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Eela6 posted:

Please no one tell them about bourbon

My refuge is tequila I have a feeling they'll be leavin it alone :smug:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Eela6 posted:

Please no one tell them about bourbon

it's already been supplanting scotch among the neat spirit drinkers over the past few years so it's only a matter of time before it hits the internet losers tryin to one-up eachother for man points

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
post the Harlan hill bobblehead pic pls thank u

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

aw man, I like scotch, specifically peaty islay scotches with a good smoky taste, does this make me an alt-right racist manchild now :(

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

logikv9 posted:

post the Harlan hill bobblehead pic pls thank u

yes sir

https://twitter.com/_Anunnery/status/896919493544366082

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

aw man, I like scotch, specifically peaty islay scotches with a good smoky taste, does this make me an alt-right racist manchild now :(

u should allow the truth and light of mezcal into your gullet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

post the Harlan hill bobblehead pic pls thank u

https://twitter.com/Harlan/status/8...agenumber%3D354

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven










Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
You know who definitely is in part behind the alt right and is never given a proper shake?

Well Jomentum was going through some photos and...


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/897540739017650176


Remember the News letters. Despite the fact that the Libertarians have tried to re brand. we should remember their infantile ideology is the origin of this cancer.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
Not gonna lie, I have no idea who a lot these losers are, and feel that is probably the healthier option.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Qu Appelle posted:

BRB joining Pastel Antifa Squad

im going to boston wearing pink purple and blue because gently caress those nazis wearing black and white

team jerseys are practicly team black/white vs. team color and pride flags

team jerseys mean better street brawls where you can tell who needs punching

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

awe, true to kaisar

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Allow me to introduce you to some performative masculinity

https://twitter.com/Harlan/status/896828814373924864

Tbf that's a surprisingly well-formed mayonnaiseman. The sunglasses are a good touch, but the best is the way they managed to prop the limb up in a vague hand shape.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hahahaha look at that one



Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


how weird is it ive never drank scotch in my life

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/897523817089605632

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

safely sodomized posted:

how weird is it ive never drank scotch in my life

It's pretty good, though I find Islays too smoky.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 28 days!)

Styxhexxenhammer iirc is the guy who popularized Pepe Kek meme magic in the runup to the election.

He thinks he's a wizard irl

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
he's even more goofy looking than kane: canadian edition now with skull accessory

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

hahahaha look at that one





Gilfoyle got politcal

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

im actually laughing at my livelyhood being ripped away from me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
its so funny that when i actually need to get a real job, people will google my name and find out im a white supremacist who actively tries to kill refugees in other countries

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Captain_Maclaine posted:

A lot of insecure douches latched onto scotch as the One Manly Liquor (sometimes allowing other whiskeys in as well) in part due to staggeringly misunderstanding the character of Don Draper in Mad Men. Among other things.

Scotch is awesome but I always thought bourbon was supposed to be the he-man testosterone-filled booze of choice.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



turns out when reasonable society discovers ur a nazi rear end in a top hat you get ostracized lmao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

lol this dweebus wouldn't last an afternoon in ancient rome he'd be horrified at their lax immigration policies and degenerate multiculturalism

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

safely sodomized posted:

how weird is it ive never drank scotch in my life

*tilts hand hungarianishly while going ehhh*

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/MattTalhelm/status/897526711771947008

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

safely sodomized posted:

turns out when reasonable society discovers ur a nazi rear end in a top hat you get ostracized lmao

or you get elected president

LivestockSucks
Sep 28, 2005

Al! posted:

or you get elected president

Cmon everyone knows he was elected because liberals said mean things about racism

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
uh speaking of the orangehead rear end in a top hat.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/897552997227536384

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