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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

What if the nazi president was also a retard?

that'd be a pretty big lol

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

What if the nazi president was also a retard?

Trump is a retard supremacist, a philosophy that many of his supporters find very attractive.

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

This is amazing. To bad it's all #Fake News.

Still watching this, and everyone is on the verge of tears, and/or actually crying because this poo poo is so insane. Comment live feed is also popping off.



Literally Hitler with some good points

Pokey Araya fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Aug 16, 2017

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I love that the GOP senators and reps get to reap what they sew

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

vyst posted:

I love that the GOP senators and reps get to reap what they sew

lol

do they

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008


Fuckin lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

GAY SEX IS GOOD

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

GET MY BELT SON posted:

i guess my favorite part is that for like 40+ years not a single person has ever gained from being involved with trump outside of his family. he's been loving people for EVER and somehow he got millions of people and the GOP following him like puppies. it's going to be glorious.

he hosed over blue collar workers. like, the very people who actually built his towers and casinos, he would routinely stiff on the pay.

that's the mind-boggling thing to me. my dad is a carpenter and he does not take kindly to being underpaid or not paid, it is flabbergasting that other blue collar workers would overlook that fact in order to vote for Trump.

(my dad is a staunch democrat and thinks trump is a major retard, just to make that clear here)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Mods?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol at you guys still trying to explain blue collar whites voting for the new york gordon gecko money bed fuckhead and haven't realized the race war is beginning so we would start forming lines already

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I am on the side of cut black guy with the one handed can of FIRE

seriously how did he do that

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Tumble posted:

he hosed over blue collar workers. like, the very people who actually built his towers and casinos, he would routinely stiff on the pay.

that's the mind-boggling thing to me. my dad is a carpenter and he does not take kindly to being underpaid or not paid, it is flabbergasting that other blue collar workers would overlook that fact in order to vote for Trump.

(my dad is a staunch democrat and thinks trump is a major retard, just to make that clear here)

and he bought all his materials from China and hires seasonal non-citizen immigrants to keep his clubs running as cheaply as possible. Jobs!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Alan Smithee posted:

I am on the side of cut black guy with the can of FIRE

seriously how did he do that

more fast-twitch muscle fibers

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Alan Smithee posted:

I am on the side of cut black guy with the one handed can of FIRE

seriously how did he do that

its not fire, it's righteous fury

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/897618546183864320


I can't believe those cunning and sneaky slave-owning Mexicans, Arabs, and uh, Greeks I guess

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

I have 5 more pages to go before I'm caught up... BUT YET I LOL.

:hmbol:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Whole lotta lols in this article



quote:

Kelly stood off to the side while Trump spoke, staring down at the marble floor as the president doubled down on his widely criticized “many sides” rhetoric. Kelly’s stiff body language appeared to reflect the feeling among many Trump aides.

“My head is spinning,” texted one White House aide watching the president unleash himself on television.



quote:

After Trump's original ad-libbed comments on Saturday, his communications staff went into immediate crisis control, according to a White House official. An anonymous press statement was released, stating that the president "condemns all forms of violence, bigotry and hatred. Of course that includes white supremacists, KKK, neo-Nazi and all extremist groups."

The statement was put out with no name on it because press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was on a brief vacation in Bermuda, the official said. The statement was written by another more junior press aide, Jessica Ditto, and the hope was that it would gird against the backlash to the president's own words.



http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/15/trump-asks-why-alt-left-not-being-blamed-for-charlottesville-violence-241660

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Alan Smithee posted:

I am on the side of cut black guy with the one handed can of FIRE

seriously how did he do that

That was pretty badass, yes.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/897618546183864320


I can't believe those cunning and sneaky slave-owning Mexicans, Arabs, and uh, Greeks I guess

looks like a really, really bad wig

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh my god the best loving part:


quote:

At a press conference in Buenos Aires, Argentina, where Vice President Mike Pence was speaking shortly before Trump’s new comments on Charlottesville, his No. 2 praised the man at the top for his forthrightness.

"We have an American President who says what he means, and means what he says," Pence said.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
is carlson ill? that facial expression worries me

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

haljordan posted:

Oh my god the best loving part:

lmao

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hmmm argentina, why does that sound familiar

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/897568148857204739

eeehee even Fox News getting in some digs now lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
"YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDES!!!"

*dies in helicopter crash*

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
While yes, totally failing to properly disapprove of Nazis marching in America (a pathetically easy slam dunk political position by every metric) I do suggest reading the rest of his commentary today because lol he's a moron all the way through.

"It costs hundreds of millions of dollars, but it took 17 years to get it approved and many, many, many, many pages of environmental impact studies. This is what we will bring it down to. This is less than two years. This is going to happen quickly, that's what I'm signing today. This will be less than two years for a highway, so it's going to be quick, it's going to be a very streamlined process, and by the way, if it doesn't meet environmental safeguards, we are not going to approve it"

We're getting rid of all those dumb and bad environmental impact studies but don't worry because if a new highway doesn't meet the environmental guidelines we just like, won't approve it. LMAO

Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013

ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP
So what major democrat will run in 2020 that manages to lose to Trump?

Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Schultz death ticket would be the funniest thing in the world.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Next week: Trump undocks all European pods from the international space station.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Next week: Trump undocks all European pods from the international space station.

except russia

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Next week: Trump undocks all European pods from the international space station.

Next Week: :supaburn: NAZI NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST :supaburn:

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007
Lol found this on the POTUS twitter, bragging about going UP TO 45%

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895794792747216896


Also bonus Pence lying through his teeth today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PR0H7Gvwfk&t=2669s

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Tumble posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/897568148857204739

eeehee even Fox News getting in some digs now lol

https://twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/897554464516734982

Welcome to hashtag the resistance, fox news lady

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Lmao how many times has this been said I wonder

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


the sensation of eating a hearty bowl of lol soup

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



weird how he missed the bit where trump pretended like he didn't know who david duke was after those previous denunciations lol

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

What a confusing time it must be to be a moderate republican

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Looks like Trumps pick in Alabama is going to lose.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


there's no such thing as a moderate republican.

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Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007
HOLY gently caress WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0ATnrhTkU

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