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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I'm curious from an American perspective: is there any particular reason why only 100% completely Australian citizens are allowed to serve on the Senate? I know someone in here mentioned it's written into your constitution, but I'm wondering why they've been getting so... Anal-retentive about it?

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Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Total guess as a non Australian but probably originally to keep colonist overlords from the UK out of office.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Sputnik News:

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11 Ukraine, the leading state sponsor of global terrorism

Honestly, Ted's Sputnik News work may be better than the rest of his oeuvre.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Scaramouche posted:

Total guess as a non Australian but probably originally to keep colonist overlords from the UK out of office.
It's more the reverse, it was written pre-Australia back when everyone was a citizen of Old Blighty. The problem is that Australian law and foreign relations has moved on from the 19th century.

To change it involves modifying the constitution and to do a full referendum and there are whole bunch of issues with doing that, not to mention that doesn't solve the immediate issue of losing the balance of power in government.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Scaramouche posted:

Total guess as a non Australian but probably originally to keep colonist overlords from the UK out of office.

I read this as "colored overlords" and didn't even question it.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

:perfect:

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!
Okay so let's try to guess what talking points from hell will feature in the thread favorites' next installments.

"Thuggish alt-left call everyone they disagree with a nazi" > Some McCoy
"Whiny libs complained when Trump mentioned Charlottesville and ALSO when he denounced nazis!! Damned if you do, damned if you don't!!" > Lester
"ACTUALLY nazis are national SOCIALISTS hmmm hmmm makes you think. Did you know the KKK are democrats" > Branco
"ACTUALLY nazis are a Soros-funded black flag operation." > Garrison
(literally that daily stormer article calling Heather Heyer a fat slut who had it coming) > also Garrison, but with dogwhistles in his text rant
"wow everyone's so angry?? why can't they calm down??" > Stantallie

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Anyone still have that "Wow! Stuff happens!" cartoon from a year ago? I figure that, for all Stantallie cartoons until a Dem president is elected.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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Boy even ignoring the unfortunate (and arguably intentional/dogwhistling) context it's being brought up in, this one sure didn't age well. Didn't play out quite like you imagined, huh Varvel?

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Lester and McCoy have been going "but. .but...BLM" for the past three days on Facebook if that's any indication.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

SexyBlindfold posted:

"ACTUALLY nazis are a Soros-funded black flag operation." > Garrison

:getin:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Glad to hear gay people and shooting victims are just distractions, you conceited gently caress.

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

black ops, false flag, false ops, black flag, potato potato :colbert:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


This Branco dude has Trump's dong so far down his throat he's flossing with a bad combover.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


SexyBlindfold posted:

(literally that daily stormer article calling Heather Heyer a fat slut who had it coming) > also Garrison, but with dogwhistles in his text rant
This sounds more like the lesser McCoy, Gary.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Garrison did his North Korea toon

quote:

Presented with no comment.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Huh. Surprised to see Garrison forgetting himself and criticizing his paymasters' man.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
A Garrison with an acceptable message? Things are getting real strange.

I mean, take away Trump, the "deep state" line and make the MIC guy white and you've got yourself and actual Good Cartoon.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

tyblazitar posted:

A Garrison with an acceptable message? Things are getting real strange.

I mean, take away Trump, the "deep state" line and make the MIC guy white and you've got yourself and actual Good Cartoon.

Sort of, except a lot of the worry is because of Trump running his prolapse anus mouth.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



Pope is so loving good.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

This is really clever.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pants Donkey posted:

Garrison did his North Korea toon


It isn't. This is about Trumps plan to privatise the Afghanistan war, which even Garrison couldn't figure out a way to spin as not insane, so he just attacked the war itself. This thing is like 8 WTF's ago.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

So good

Camel Camus
Jun 16, 2009

Mais, non, je suis fantastique!

I fell in love with Pope for his "Sleepy Malcolm" caricature but that might be my new favorite of his. It's so good. The expression and the post oozes the music.

VKing
Apr 22, 2008

Can anyone make out what that folder on the desk says?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

VKing posted:

Can anyone make out what that folder on the desk says?
My guess from the words I can make out and the context is "F.B.I.: White Supremacist Terror Threat".

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yeah, see, this strip right here, right loving here is basically an answer for the reaction I had to his last comic. What a loving weasel.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!


You drew a tiki torch! You don't have to label it, that is literally what it is!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


The DNC election had a myriad of failures a right wing shill like Stantis could dunk on and he chose the most boring take possible.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



2 week buffer notwithstanding, the President is a racist loving buffoon every god damned day and has been his entire life, and here's Stantis and Allie going back to the mother loving Hillary Clinton well AGAIN.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i love every part of it

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
oh my god @ Achilles Deal

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Yes, noted anti-war canidate Donald 'Bomb them and take the oil' Trump.

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Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

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