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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Beet Wagon posted:

Yeah I mean he does try to be very evenhanded throughout, and praises the bravery of Union troops a number of times, but then he also like literally tears up with pride while talking about the "rebel yell" lol

people who are very obsessed with the civil war tend to be extremely odd even when they're not white supremacists

odder than ed balls

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

hey guys what do you do when you have someone who adulates nazis and white supremacist as a president

do you denounce it or do you have to respect the legality of the office

are we all sov cits automatically now

how does this work

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:20

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ex post facho posted:

validation of multiverse theory has really increased the feeling of unmattering so there's that

science doesnt matter

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:20

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/897854583401312257

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:20

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ex post facho posted:

hmm i didnt know the alcubierre drive could be used as a weapon, i would imagine this is now in skunkworks at Raytheon and Lockheed-Martin

YOu could weaponized rear end and titties if you really wanted to

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

so is it infinite and expanding too?

yeah

though local small regions like galaxy clusters are not expanding

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Are you cowboy enough to ride a horse up the Andes?

https://twitter.com/VP/status/897848342864121856

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/897854583401312257

lol

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

You Are President Is A Nazi: 10 Steps To Wading Through This Political Minefield

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

So what did the Fox gang have to say about trumps "performance"

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Lastgirl posted:

are we all sov cits automatically now

how does this work

I REFUSE TO CREATE JOINDER UNTIL I SEE TRUMP'S BERTH CERTIFICATE!!

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:21

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Baker/status/897610525856505856

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

people who are very obsessed with the civil war tend to be extremely odd even when they're not white supremacists

odder than ed balls

the civil war was the high point of human history by the only worthwhile metric: # of americans killed :colbert:

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

ex post facho posted:

i really wish i had mathbrain but instead i got wordbrain and idk it feels less useful

Less useful in securing gainful employment maybe but that's not a problem with your brain

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mormonpartyboat posted:

spam and grits go well together in the trash can

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

hey guys what do you do when you have someone who adulates nazis and white supremacist as a president

do you denounce it or do you have to respect the legality of the office

are we all sov cits automatically now

how does this work

funnily enough i have an easier time referring to him as The President the more thoroughly he has debased himself

it's become almost an insult in my mind

lol i hope this wasn't anyone's aim (i doubt it, but i harbor similar, serious thoughts w/r/t taxes and those on the left going out of their way to claim deductions they wouldn't have 4 years ago; "starve the beast" except as induced behavior rather than actual tax cuts)

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

thats too easy:
true blood, but only one season

Lol basically

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

lol trump is losing face with the titans of capitalism

sad

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Handed Missus posted:

Are you cowboy enough to ride a horse up the Andes?

no not the alpacas :gonk:

or llamas or w/e :gonk:

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

boethius posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/897831262332833793

Russians to the rescue

gradenko_2000 posted:

"racism is a Russian psyop"

- liberals, probably

russia is one of the hotbeds of modern neonazism and fascism though

back in 2012-2013 when neofascist movements were popping up all over europe most of them were linked back to russia

russia still has roving gangs of skinheads that will bait gays and then humiliate them (by pouring piss on them :thunk:

) and out them, or torture them to death

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Rushi posted:

would u be less or more excited if it was the poop tape?

Less. Trump having some kind of gross fetish was a given, but piss tape is so much more fun to say than poop tape.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:22

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

euphronius posted:

Edit
Brendan McMonigal, Geraint F. Lewis, and Philip O'Byrne have argued that when an Alcubierre-driven ship decelerates from superluminal speed, the particles that its bubble has gathered in transit would be released in energetic outbursts akin to a sonic boom shockwave; in the case of forward-facing particles, energetic enough to destroy anything at the destination directly in front of the ship.[25][26]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive

Interstellar warfare is gonna be nuts

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:23

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/897854583401312257

lmao

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:23

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

so is it infinite and expanding too?

some infinities are bigger than other infinities; infinity is not a a cheatcode to the Biggest Thing Ever/As Big As It Is Possible To Be (is how it was explained to me and how I will continue to explain it to others)

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:23

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/897851863814594560

lmao @ the nazi/hydra logo

"normie internet"
:shrek:

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i enjoy joinder each and every day here in the c-spam

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:23

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/897845356452487168

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

SKULL.GIF posted:

russia is one of the hotbeds of modern neonazism and fascism though

back in 2012-2013 when neofascist movements were popping up all over europe most of them were linked back to russia

russia still has roving gangs of skinheads that will bait gays and then humiliate them (by pouring piss on them ) and out them, or torture them to death

piss tape confirmed

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

C-Euro posted:

Boobs vs. rear end is one of those few arguments where "the truth is in the middle!" is an OK stance

yeah it's super hot when a chick has abs

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/897854583401312257

Good. Still hoping for a mass exodus later this week

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

juche avocado posted:

funnily enough i have an easier time referring to him as The President the more thoroughly he has debased himself

it's become almost an insult in my mind

lol i hope this wasn't anyone's aim (i doubt it, but i harbor similar, serious thoughts w/r/t taxes and those on the left going out of their way to claim deductions they wouldn't have 4 years ago; "starve the beast" except as induced behavior rather than actual tax cuts)

its basically like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ploodDKzd0w

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Rally cry:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/897852602116972544

Let's tear down some confederate statues and bag some fuckin' nazis.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

boethius posted:

https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Baker/status/897610525856505856

New Wolfenstein is going to sell so many copies

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Iron Crowned posted:

YOu could weaponized rear end and titties if you really wanted to

Covered my cock in a contact poison, now we play the waiting game. *decades later* huh

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Beet Wagon posted:

I mean the guy knows a shitload about the Civil War. He's spent his entire life studying it. And if you go watch the Ken Burns documentary (you should, it's interesting and good) he does seem to really try to be objective about it, but he's a Southern boy and occasionally slips into daydreaming about the noble nature of Confederate soldiers and all that lost cause poo poo. There's one episode that basically features nobody but him and it's a total shitshow.

my favorite bit is the one where he's talking about how he tried to compliment some descendent of lee or forrest by telling them 'your grandpa and Lincoln were the only original geniuses of the war' and they got mad at him for comparing their ancestor to the demon Abe, and then he looks like he's just had a surprising internal revelation and tells the interviewer "you know, we southerners are still mighty peculiar about that war"

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Zikan posted:

*trump white house slams big red emergency button that says "LOCK HER UP"*

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:24

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

3m is one of the 30 djia stocks. not sure if that will mean anythign to trump, but lol @ his company benefitting directly from a gop governmenta nds till telling trump to gently caress off

# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:25