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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

thats what ur mom said last night :smug:

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
juror 1488: heil h [is punched]

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


I feel like this is a recent change

e: yup its a huge change, at least for healthcare

quote:

An October GWU Battleground poll was typical in finding that 50 percent of likely voters had more confidence in the Democrats than Republicans on health care, while 45 percent had more confidence in Republicans.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


the wu tang clan loving owns so I agree

ghost will always be my favorite

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Calibanibal posted:

THE COURT: juror number... *looks at paper* ...69!? *snort*

JUROR NO. 69: nice

THE COURT: nice

BENJAMIN BRAFMAN: haha niiiiice

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Zyla posted:



image wouldnt lie

I made it out.

Still like the Cincinnati Reds, but no other lingering side effects.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


:tastykake:
:tastykake:
:tastykake:
:tastykake:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/jesticide/status/897941541221670912

gently caress.

Yes.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

IS THAT HOW U REALLY FEEL YOU CHEAP HUSSY!!!

sugar

now, you know i don't just lump you in wit the othas
as always, you are a cut above the rest hon

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

holy poo poo he's a low level hr clerk lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/MemeHermetic/status/897960056779665408

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

god 2017 owns

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




violent j 2020

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
2017 is what happens if you rerun through 2016 but completely shitfaced drunk the whole time

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Calibanibal posted:

THE COURT: juror number... *looks at paper* ...69!? *snort*

JUROR NO. 69: nice

THE COURT: nice

BENJAMIN BRAFMAN: haha niiiiice

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

if no one in philly throws batteries at nazis then they will have failed

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

juror#9182390120: the heat of the dying sun in unbearable. my skin sloughs off in sticky little piles. some days i urinate blood and wonder if this is finally the end. but i'd vote that little rat faced gently caress guilty regardless.

the court: you are excused

You know what won't automatically get you excused from jury duty? Telling the court that you work 60 hours a week for minimum wage and your boss will fire you if you miss any time from work.

But, those people usually get struck from the jury anyway because who wants a pissed off juror on the panel that's ready to gently caress somebody over for costing him/her their job. And yes I know that firing people for jury duty is illegal in probably every state but, lol if you think that prevents it from happening.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
loving MAGA how does that work

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


This is absolutely the single most hilariously soul destroying thing I have ever seen.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

holy poo poo he's a low level hr clerk lol

yeah its like they recognized they wanted him gone but also realized that someone has to watch people piss in a cup at 3 in the morning so two birds

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



radical meme posted:

You know what won't automatically get you excused from jury duty? Telling the court that you work 60 hours a week for minimum wage and your boss will fire you if you miss any time from work.

But, those people usually get struck from the jury anyway because who wants a pissed off juror on the panel that's ready to gently caress somebody over for costing him/her their job. And yes I know that firing people for jury duty is illegal in probably every state but, lol if you think that prevents it from happening.

Fired for insubordination

Hours cut to nothing until you quit

Forging your signature on a document announcing your resignation

Oh there are sooooo many tricks

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

2017 is what happens if you rerun through 2016 but completely shitfaced drunk the whole time

uh

question

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

I don't love any of those things, and actively despise at least two of them!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Calibanibal posted:

THE COURT: juror number... *looks at paper* ...69!? *snort*

JUROR NO. 69: nice

THE COURT: nice

BENJAMIN BRAFMAN: haha niiiiice

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH0ZKjSpYxc

Pretty inoffensive.

I think it was Seth Green who pointed out that soccer moms in the 90s were rockin' out to this song without noticing the lyrics

alternate theory: the lyrics are really easy to understand and they liked them

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/897961964579770369

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/Bez/status/897930091761741826

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol I'm just learning this is happening rn(???) ok probably over

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/897905672741715968

:justpost:

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



That DICK! posted:

oh yeah, so all the nazis who have been outed so far have either been vloggers or made pizza or hot dogs? is that right? do any of them have actual grown up jobs

Jack Polobisec or whatever is a Navy (reserve?) Intel Officer...who just had his security clearance suspended. So he might be lucky to work at a hot dog stand here pretty soon.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

Fired for insubordination

Hours cut to nothing until you quit

Forging your signature on a document announcing your resignation

Oh there are sooooo many tricks

simply saying "we're an at will employer now git, b*thc"

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Was there a Gathering this year?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/897961964579770369

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/897964568760266752

this is how Thornton finds out

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

juggalos rule

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

lol I'm just learning this is happening rn(???) ok probably over

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/897905672741715968

:justpost:

i think that demonstration ended about 45 seconds after it started, but concur with your lol

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


I don't like any of these things!!! :peanut:

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

i feel bad that i made fun of juggalos years ago

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