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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

eyebeem posted:

That van should be in the OP in a new awesome car stuff TapTheForwardAssist's mobile office thread.

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Okay

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Algernop Krieger finally ran out of Rush albums.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Terrible song to boot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fw0OvKFKhw

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

This is a van i saw by the burlington mall in mass

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um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Wash your GPS ring you heathen.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
That seems like a really obvious troll.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/replica/unspecified/1988353.html?refer=home






It's so bad

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005



I'm the custom fix-a-flat mount.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Oh my god "styling cues taken from a Fiero". No way. It's like a dollar store hotwheels knockoff!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Mmm...chocolate.

Cellular Suicide
Dec 9, 2005

Classical 33's at 45RPM

Chris Knight posted:

Mmm...chocolate.

I...can't stop watching. The way the fresh-looking coolant starts spitting out at the end, and the cap is calmly snapped back in place it's like a well orchestrated burping. Of a demonic GDCS.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Powershift posted:

It's so bad

quote:

Love it or hate you have see the work to appreciate it.

How can I see it when it blinded me?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

angryrobots posted:



I'm the custom fix-a-flat mount.

Factory spec because there was no spare tire. Needs to run this car through Ferrari's Classiche department.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
It would almost have been clever if he made it look like a big lego car on purpose.

A ferrari f40 with a mid 80s camaro front bumper. Executed perfectly it's still a hosed up idea, what the hell.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


And named after an old MitsuPlymouth.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Either gate or door hinges for that rear lid lol.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Reminds me of this sweet Enzo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHHkw7Ec8Q

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



The saddest Ferrari. I love the hatch hinges for the doors, and the fake V12. That thing is amazing.
Of course it's a Fiero.

Oh, god. He takes it to an exotic car meet in his "bro" persona:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17apX4uZe6g

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



rofl this guy is a hero

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


How much do you think those doors leak when it rains?
Oh, wait - supercar. It never goes out in the rain. Problem solved.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
http://i.imgur.com/jOGPrPb.mp4

They're out there.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



A friend of mine had this happen to her in her Prius the other day. She took it for a service and they pulled out the mats to do a thing, when putting them back in they didn't clip them in place so as she was getting in and out they slowly crept forward to a point where they did exactly that. She now knows what brake fade is and what burning brakes smell like.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
My car doesn't have clips or anything to keep the matts in place, but I'm seriously considering getting velcro installed to keep it all in place. :/

My pedal setup (brake and clutch suspended, accelerator on floor) doesn't cause any issues with carpet creep, but it's annoying regardless.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Weathertech 4 lyfe

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

So theres this... im assuming chiropractor? who drives around town and tends to come into our park a lot to do exercise. Never actually pays the entry fee tho.

His choice of transport is rather.... Interesting?






Yes. Its a toyota Yaris. No, I have NO idea what the gently caress that contraption stuck to the back of it is for.

Highlights include:

All the "sign writing" is done with individual letters you buy from bunnings.

Those ARE stick on battery powered LED lights down the side of it

No, Hes NOt in a wheelchair, but i suspect he might put you in one.

Yes, that IS silver aluminium tape on the bumper

It DOES say "Your step DRIVE SAFELY" on the passenger rear corner. The door does say "OUTBACK CONSULTANT"


Full res images- The more you look, the more you see..

http://i.imgur.com/jP8wN98.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gYC3lbY.jpg

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I don't see anything strange about the man's portable chiropractic apparatus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Vr9TYYNoY&t=87s

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


The big blue tube in the middle is a foam roller, albeit an oversize one. That other poo poo I have no clue about but it's on a trolley that's mounted upside down for whatever reason.

Actually they might be barbells with the ends covered in blue foam, at least the one at the top??

Dude's clearly nuts though.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

We were drifting between "Nuts chiro" and "BDSM Sexual deviant" trying to decide what that was for today

Oh and for the love of god dont google "Dr Red Chiropractor" cos you'll find forums of women who advocate taking their sub 1yr old children to chiro's to stop them CRYING and you'll want to off yourself afterwards.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Same mothers who claim vaccines cause autism?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ferremit posted:

We were drifting between "Nuts chiro" and "BDSM Sexual deviant" trying to decide what that was for today

Oh and for the love of god dont google "Dr Red Chiropractor" cos you'll find forums of women who advocate taking their sub 1yr old children to chiro's to stop them CRYING and you'll want to off yourself afterwards.

Oh I'll probably feel like killing someone, but I doubt it will be myself.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
loving child abuse is what that is.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Ferremit posted:

We were drifting between "Nuts chiro" and "BDSM Sexual deviant" trying to decide what that was for today

Hey don't kink shame. I was just thinking about picking up a Smart ForTwo so I could strap my St. Andrew's cross and pommel horse to the roof and take to my bdsm parties.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

When a see a car like that, I know he must have gone to one of the finest medical schools in the country

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

spog posted:

When a see a car like that, I know he must have gone to one of the finest medical schools in the country
I do agree, what I wonder is how he escaped.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

spog posted:

When a see a car like that, I know he must have gone to one of the finest medical schools in the country

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

donut
Feb 4, 2001

Ferremit posted:

So theres this... im assuming chiropractor? who drives around town and tends to come into our park a lot to do exercise. Never actually pays the entry fee tho.

His choice of transport is rather.... Interesting?






Yes. Its a toyota Yaris. No, I have NO idea what the gently caress that contraption stuck to the back of it is for.

Highlights include:

All the "sign writing" is done with individual letters you buy from bunnings.

Those ARE stick on battery powered LED lights down the side of it

No, Hes NOt in a wheelchair, but i suspect he might put you in one.

Yes, that IS silver aluminium tape on the bumper

It DOES say "Your step DRIVE SAFELY" on the passenger rear corner. The door does say "OUTBACK CONSULTANT"


Full res images- The more you look, the more you see..

http://i.imgur.com/jP8wN98.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gYC3lbY.jpg
Repurposing a bike rack to carry oversize gear would be very clever if it weren't more trouble to strap all that poo poo to the bike rack than to just stick it in the backseat.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Chris Knight posted:

Mmm...chocolate.

:stonk: The gently caress even

Did they pour oil in the coolant by accident or did somebody just take a poo poo in that guy's radiator?

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
and just think...that's nowhere near as gross as the chocolate fountain at golden corral

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