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catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Justin_Brett posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686180/Cat_Girl/

How is this not considered porn even without a secret patch?

It also has an unconditional return policy!

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

catlord posted:

It also has an unconditional return policy!

that won't help kite when someone else gifts it to him

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

that won't help kite when someone else gifts it to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mi4FGck5Eo

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljypbtaf14Y

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

http://store.steampowered.com/app/670160/DLIRIUM/

Edgy my little pony horror game, I dont loving know

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
i'm surprised this one hasn't popped up, yet.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/676740/Fidget_Spinner_Simulator/

Theli
Jan 23, 2002

SORRY ABOUT MY TAINT
Fun Shoe
This may be one of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686380/Nightmare_at_the_lighthouse

quote:

Nightmare at the lighthouse,the game starts with our hero working,then someone came and there is where everything starts.There is a mission to complete, until he complete his mission, he goes through danger's and horror, until he finds out what is happening in that lighthouse,everything is possible!

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

StabMasterArson posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/670160/DLIRIUM/

Edgy my little pony horror game, I dont loving know

Does Steam not care about pony games blatantly ripping off Hasbro's IP?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Mizuti posted:

Does Steam not care about pony games blatantly ripping off Hasbro's IP?

Only until someone brings it up directly to them enough times that they can't pretend they didn't notice

Case in point, a game on steam that is not made by disney and not made by the rocket league devs but is a rocket league knockoff called "Light Biker Hockey"

http://store.steampowered.com/app/670550/Light_Biker_Hockey/

Note that the banner image thing still says "TRON HOCKEY"

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Theli posted:

This may be one of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686380/Nightmare_at_the_lighthouse

"THERE IS A STORY"

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

FirstAidKite posted:

Only until someone brings it up directly to them enough times that they can't pretend they didn't notice

Does reporting for IP theft accomplish anything? Guessing not.

Unoriginal One
Aug 5, 2008

Justin_Brett posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686180/Cat_Girl/

How is this not considered porn even without a secret patch?

I'm not sure what this game did that their other games haven't, but it's been scrubbed from Steam.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I don't even think it had launched yet. But probably that one of the promotional shots was one of those, "Look how covered in jizz she is!" things.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
It was very restrained.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Mizuti posted:

Does reporting for IP theft accomplish anything? Guessing not.

Steam probably doesn't care unless the IP owner contacts them.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

New Concept Hole posted:

It was very restrained.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/679070/Fapic/

:fap:ic

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

'gigantic landscape, unlimited enemies, and familiar faces.'

'Breath-Taking Soundtrack
Game play time is averaged at 1-1 1/2 hours (using speed run strats).
5 bosses with 1 bonus boss after passing the platform trials.
2nd person shooter
3-D Plane of motion.
3-D Platforming '

'This game should be complete sometime early 2018'

I don't think it should.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

SelenicMartian posted:

2nd person shooter

aim at the camera to win?

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

resistentialism posted:

aim at the camera to win?

It worked for the first boss of Battletoads. Also a boss in Turtles in Time I think.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

resistentialism posted:

aim at the camera to win?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/301970/Screencheat/

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Actually a really fun party game. I know someone who worked on it as well as helping with qa testing.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/686440/Hard_Time/

Maybe You Testament will come next.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

The hell is this, that's not the hard time I know and love...

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

FirstAidKite posted:

The hell is this, that's not the hard time I know and love...

He went into phone games a few years back.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

who would win in a fight between MDickie and Cleve Blakemore

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Really Pants posted:

who would win in a fight between MDickie and Cleve Blakemore
Everyone.

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004


Dinosaur Gum

Really Pants posted:

who would win in a fight between MDickie and Cleve Blakemore

While MDickie is an insane blowhard I don't think he's an insane blowhard white supremacist so he probably wins by that alone (note that I am only familiar with The You Testament (and even then it's been years) so if he actually is a white supremacist then I agree with SelenicMartian).

Ikari Worrier fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 17, 2017

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I hope Steam gets The You Testament 2, where MDickie brings wrestling to Islam.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Sir, you diaper pony game has arrived.

Joy Pony





:cry:

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Countdown to DMCA takedown ?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
really though how hard is it to call your knockoff game "small horse" and then never use colors that might look like hasbro characters in the official materials? city of heroes sets a precedent where giving players the option to make similar avatars (even with similar powers) to copyrighted characters is, at least at a glance, all above board

Faerie Fortune
Nov 14, 2004

On one hand I hate that we live in a world where this bullshit exists

on the other, the user tags are a hoot

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004


Dinosaur Gum
At this point I feel like whomever at Hasbro is in charge of copyright enforcement for MLP has to have a perpetual thousand yard stare due to dealing with bullshit like that game over and over and over

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Ikari Worrier posted:

At this point I feel like whomever at Hasbro is in charge of copyright enforcement for MLP has to have a perpetual thousand yard stare due to dealing with bullshit like that game over and over and over

They must have learned their lesson after discovering and taking down 'Princess Molestia' a few years ago.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

FirstAidKite posted:

Ok now accurately translate the part further on down because I did the autotranslate thing and I just wanna know if they really included fuckin waterboarding lmao



What the gently caress is "whip blame"?

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

Improbable Lobster posted:

What the gently caress is "whip blame"?

I'm guessing it originally said "責め" or something and the auto-translate went with the "blame" interpretation instead of the "torture" one. Not sure why since it does seem to have gotten it right twice, but I don't know what it said originally so they could've used different kanji or something?

AG3 fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Aug 19, 2017

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
if i had to guess, it's because phrases like dog-man torture don't naturally appear in dictionaries (... as opposed to shock torture or waterboarding? :raise:) so it just goes "uhh word + 責め"

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Watersports? :ssh:

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Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Palpek posted:

Sir, you diaper pony game has arrived.

Joy Pony





:cry:

Why goddamnit

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